Rex Glacies Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 My insurance covers it, don't worry. .. But I had to go through some legal loopholes. Now the lawyers are looking to find and sue the next poster, whom I impersonated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Forge evidence that gets them of me. Teleports behind the next poster and knocks them over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Go back up immediately and run around in circle under the next poster's legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Jumps on top of the next poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 "Is flattened like a pancake. You receive 100 points." "Throws a snowball at the next poster." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 *Snowball does no damage, Due to me being used to the cold* *Blasts Touhou music loudly at the next poster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I have earplugs! Surprise the next poster, I'm on your head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Grabs pokeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 crushes Pokeball. charges to the poster below with a Western Lariat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Dodge not on purpose. Greet the next poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 "Hi!" *Inhales next poster offstage and suicides* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Sudden death; GO! Throws a barrage of bob-ombs at the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Gladly goes to Heaven... And hurls lightning bolts at the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Evolve temporarely in Jolteon and absorb the lightening bolts with Volt absorb, then revert back. Friendly tackle the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 *Squeezes to death in embrace* *Uses chandelier like its a ball and chain* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 *Gets smacked with hot wax, fire, and bronze painted gold* *Turns the chandelier into the dragon seen here and has them attack the next poster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 *send a out a Mimikyu to scare away the dragon* *Attacks next poster with a Chandelure* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Douse it in holy water. Shoots a nuke at the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Use protect! Wag my tail in front of the next poster (Tail Whip) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) Laughs from the tickling before throwing a Master Ball at it. Sends out Metagross to pin user to the ground and be slammed multiple times with its body. Edited January 12, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) *uses Flame Sword mix ability to kill Metagross, then throws both the sword and the "fainted" Metagross at the next poster* Edited January 12, 2019 by GreatKnightEcho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 *Resurrects the Metagross by fusing the Flame Sword with it, creating Experimental Legendary Pokemon "Heatgross"* *Tricks the next poster into thinking they're flying squirrel* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Yay! I have a Flying eeveelution! Hug the next poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Snort fur to get high and unlock my psychic powers. I use my psychic powers to blow the brains out of the next poster figuratively and literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 *Loses my brains. But as I am cursed by Odette, Queen of the Netherworld, my fetid grey matter peeking out through my thinned skulls magically regenerates back to its hideous normal.* *Sends an Omega Metroid to attack the next poster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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