Life Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Tonight, we drink and record. Im an hour in (Israel, were ahead) and Ive reloaded twice. Being a lightweight, gotta be careful as fuck. So Ive moved to gin & tonic. My goals tonight: 1. Go the distance. Tonight, I am motherfucking Ali. I am the walking man. I am the Survivor. Tonight, I am king. 2. Hook up with a hot girl. Been a long time since a bar hookup but also a long time since Ive been in a bar. 3. One night stand. Best case scenario is if 2 and 3 dont overlap. But if they do, fuck it. Tonight, we enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Reload round four. Gin and tonic. Oh baby, tonight will be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Tonight, we drink and record. Im an hour in (Israel, were ahead) and Ive reloaded twice. Being a lightweight, gotta be careful as fuck. So Ive moved to gin & tonic. My goals tonight: 1. Go the distance. Tonight, I am motherfucking Ali. I am the walking man. I am the Survivor. Tonight, I am king. 2. Hook up with a hot girl. Been a long time since a bar hookup but also a long time since Ive been in a bar. 3. One night stand. Best case scenario is if 2 and 3 dont overlap. But if they do, fuck it. Tonight, we enjoy. You forgot four and five! Vomiting in a bush and the walk of shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 YO DADDY LET ME SUCK YO DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) I dont believe in the walk of shame. I either fuck in a public place or in my apartment. Edited October 31, 2013 by Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meibum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 So this is how men think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If you are learning about men from a video game forum you have some serious issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Oh look who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shmobum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 This is the single creepiest thing I've ever read O_o. This is a joke right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Oh look who it is. Oh look at I don't know who you are hello will you be my girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilla Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Honestly, this is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shmobum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Honestly, this is disgusting. ^^^^^^^^^^^ I really hope it's some kind of disturbing joke, because this stuff sounds like a psychopathic rapist wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There is nothing wrong with being a psychopathic rapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meibum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There is nothing wrong with being a psychopathic rapist so much edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^ I really hope it's some kind of disturbing joke, because this stuff sounds like a psychopathic rapist wrote it. uh he just wants to hook up with a girl at a bar I don't see anything wrong with that shouldn't be hard since from what I can tell he's got DAT CONFIDENCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 so much edge hey how old are you? do you have a boyfriend? what is your full address and schedule bby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shmobum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 uh he just wants to hook up with a girl at a bar I don't see anything wrong with that shouldn't be hard since from what I can tell he's got DAT CONFIDENCE Objectifying and using women isn't the same thing as having confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Do you have a designated heli chauffeur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Nothing's wrong with potentially scoring with a hot girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Unless they match the DNA after they fish her out of the river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Objectifying and using women isn't the same thing as having confidence. Because consentual sex is using women? And the interest of finding a member of the female sex one considers attractive is objectifying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 but normally you consume your victims first, right? so technically they'll never find the body nobody will ever know what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shmobum Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Terms like 'scoring' just further objectify women, they're not just some game to toy around with. Women are people too with emotions and feelings just like you and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 yeah and they also enjoy sex like you and I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 lol no the fuck they're not people like you and i they are portable cooking washing fuck machines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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