IGdood Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 ET phones home. Help him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) Pick a very famous series who had just had its better game ever released. Tone down everyting that made the series famous, and cut down the most important part of the series, the dungeons. Put a boring big ocean without anything interesting, and make the only way to travel through this ocean be following the wind in a old and slow boat, taking 15 minutes in order to reach the island you want to get to. As the icing of the cake, make the end of the game even more boring, putting a bunch of collectable items all over this ocean, in places that don't need any thought in other to be reached, only time and patience, and make the player need a lot of in game money in order to know where those peaces are. DONE Edited November 14, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Gabriel Knight Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Let's take a renowned character seen as strong and independent and put her in a game where the script makes her seem like a bratty teenage girl with daddy-issues. Let's also strip away the free exploration aspect of said game and replace it with action game cliches. Except Metroid Fusion stated that Samus was already iffy about Adam, because she did view him as a father figure and didn't really know how to deal with her emotions. Yes, she is strong and independent. Yes, she is human with her moments of emotional weakness. Yes, she actually has a personality! Shocker! People aren't emotionally strong every waking second. Are their times when you feel you can't stand what's happening around you? Are you sad, angry, upset at times? Just like everyone else. I'm glad they went with the direction they went with Samus. They went a tad overboard, but the direction is a definite upgrade from the usual emotionless narrating Samus does. She seems more human now. I agree with the free exploration part though. Edited November 15, 2013 by GabrielKnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Dingo Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Super Tax Simulator 5000! All the fun of paying your taxes when you want it! No need to wait for tax season! Features include: Authentic 1080 documentation! Hypothetical situations give you a new tax experience every time! Real time tax mailing system with the possibility of exciting postal mistakes! Become the tax paying pro you've always dreamed of, but watch out! Mistakes can lead to unfortunate consequences such as IRS threats and Auditing! Coming to Retailers Soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steampunk Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Super Quick Time Event Land Why play a game when you can watch cutscenes while command prompts pop up unexpectedly? Can't tap 'A' 1000 times per second? Such a noob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Gabriel Knight Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Super Quick Time Event Land Why play a game when you can watch cutscenes while command prompts pop up unexpectedly? Can't tap 'A' 1000 times per second? Such a noob! So, Asura's Wrath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Dingo Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 So, Asura's Wrath? Eh, it was fun to watch an LP of it. I'm not sure I'd buy it, 'specially considering the "Real ending" is DLC (once again, dick move Capcom). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Super Tax Simulator 5000! All the fun of paying your taxes when you want it! No need to wait for tax season! Features include: Authentic 1080 documentation! Hypothetical situations give you a new tax experience every time! Real time tax mailing system with the possibility of exciting postal mistakes! Become the tax paying pro you've always dreamed of, but watch out! Mistakes can lead to unfortunate consequences such as IRS threats and Auditing! Coming to Retailers Soon! Buying the DLC "Tax preperation software" is a must for casual gamers. only the most hardcore can play w/o DLC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Iron Boots edition Play through the entire classic with no other shoes but the badass Iron Boots. Also includes new features, like the ability to use your weight to break Epona's back and legs. They can be carved for materials. Edited November 15, 2013 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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