MRDRHAWK Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 i'm gay where do I sign up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Your member card will arrive within the fortnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 re: ocean I did the Wata jokes a while ago, does it count as being gay if I'm attracted to a girl that looks like a boy? omg cute cute *banned from gay* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Your member card will arrive within the fortnight Yes, along with a special kit that includes the following: 1. An entire collection of Mariah Carey CD's. 2. Three custom dildos. 3. Your very own special badge! 4. A cool hoodie with RAINBOW MOTIFS! 5. A pamphlet titled "How To Be The Gayest You Can Be!"-- a must have for any new member. 5. Lastly, you'll receive a wonderful porcelain mug-- also with RAINBOW MOTIFS! I hope you enjoy your new STUFF, Polydeuces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Mariah Carey CD's. RAINBOW MOTIFS! i c wut u did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 gay thread remembers nelson mendela 95 is a really long time though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 a salute to the greatest gay person who lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You guys only wish you were as gay as me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 implying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 a salute to the greatest gay person who lived. onion wrote a pretty great article "first politician to be missed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 yes. we all know. we all saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 The lady who runs a bed-and-breakfast my family stayed at in Canada a few times once told me that she delivered a chocolate cake to a prison on one Christmas morning, you know, for fun. All the guards were stunned, though one said he thought he might know somebody who'd like some. They had her wheel it down through a cell block, and she stopped in front of a cell wherein a man was sitting on his bed, his head in his hands. She said she'd come to offer him some cake. He looked up and it was Nelson Mandela. He asked how she knew chocolate cake was his favorite. They talked, and he basically told her follow your dreams fuck the haters. He came to Ottawa years later as president and asked to see her specifically, and I think I saw a newspaper photo and article documenting that that was indeed a thing that happened. And the scary thing is that she's nice enough I didn't even need to see it to believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 yes. we all know. we all saw. wow you read the onion you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 yes. we all know. we all saw. I DIDN'T F U BREH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 wow you read the onion you suck nah, but #sf on that news shit 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 i was kind of alluding to how the onion did not satirize his death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) The lady who runs a bed-and-breakfast my family stayed at in Canada a few times once told me that she delivered a chocolate cake to a prison on one Christmas morning, you know, for fun. All the guards were stunned, though one said he thought he might know somebody who'd like some. They had her wheel it down through a cell block, and she stopped in front of a cell wherein a man was sitting on his bed, his head in his hands. She said she'd come to offer him some cake. He looked up and it was Nelson Mandela. He asked how she knew chocolate cake was his favorite. They talked, and he basically told her follow your dreams fuck the haters. He came to Ottawa years later as president and asked to see her specifically, and I think I saw a newspaper photo and article documenting that that was indeed a thing that happened. And the scary thing is that she's nice enough I didn't even need to see it to believe it I aspire to be the nicest person ever. It's harder than I thought! EDIT: INB4 PENIS JOKES Edited December 6, 2013 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 penis jokes are for straight people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 penis jokes are for straight people the only dick joke here is yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 You guys only wish you were as gay as me you can't be gay you're a "them" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 the only dick joke here is yours new addition to book of sick burns thx stoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 The only sick burn here is the sensation stoly feels regarding his rash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 penis jokes are for straight people good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 this thread cannot die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 My boner never dies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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