Oguma Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Fireman didn't say 10,000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Fireman didn't say 10,000! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: So what were we talking about again? Malefox: About how `~` `~` is Hika: `~` EF: I say, this is quite a `~` type of `~` we have here, wouldn't you agree `~` team? Wist: Quite `~` The `~` team: `~` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hika: `~`EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: `~` EF: `~` Wist: `~` Malefox: `~` Hika: So what were we talking about again? Malefox: About how `~` `~` is Hika: `~` EF: I say, this is quite a `~` type of `~` we have here, wouldn't you agree `~` team? Wist: Quite `~` The `~` team: `~` `~` I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 ==SF Sitcom~Season 5== ---OBJECTION--- *Serenes Plaza: Back Alley: 3:00 am* MaSu: doo dee dooo♪♪ ???: Hey you...you brought the stuff? MaSu: You brought the money? ???: 10,000 gold as promised...here...whoops. MaSu: Good going. You dropped a coin...lemme pick it up...wha...hey that tickles...no...NO!! NOOOOOOOO-- Colonel: MaSu? MASU?? MAAASUUUUUUUU!!!! Snake: Colonel whats wrong??? Colonel: My soup is cold. *The Next Morning: Serenes Courtroom:* Nightmare: We now begin the trial for the murder of Magey Sage Suzerain...or MaSu whatever. How does the defendant plea? Fireman: I plead 10,000 your schmexyness. Nightmare: Gatrie...er...Prosecutor Gatrin...opening statement! Prosecutor Gatrin: Achtung, baby...indeed...might I start off to point out that Fireman kills for a living. Nightmare: Very well...you may call the witness to the stand. Prosecutor Gatrin: I Call...Lyle Dayek to the stand!! Now Mr. Dayek...would you describe the morning in which MaSu was murdered? Lyle: Sure.... On a cold winter morning In the time time before the light... OBJECTION Oguma: YOUR HONOR!!! LYLE DID NOT WITNESS THE MURDER!! HIS ALIBY STATES THAT HE WAS....er well..."with" Princess... Lyle: lol inorite? Nightmare:...Baliff... Knife: GTFO...*punchs Lyle through a window...and space and time...* Oguma: Your schmexyness...might I point out that MaSu was raped in the ass to death?...my client uses knives. Also...the autopsy report shows that the penis was incredibly small...and im sure we all know... Nightmare: Ah yes Fireman's penis is huge. Oguma:....thats not what I was gonna say. Nightmare: Do I smell like pee? Oguma: What? Nightmare: ALOT????? Prosecutor Gatrin: OBJECTION!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH TINY PENISES ARE LYLE AND DESTINY HERO...BUT FIREMAN COULD HAVE USED A STAP-ON!! Everyone: LE GASP!!! Nightmare: Its true you know. I know all about fake penises. TLS: Im sorry to interrupt...but... MaSu: HEI GUYS WTF IM NOT DEAD!!! ALL: LE GASP *If MaSu was alive, then who got raped that night? And who was the rape-er? Stay tuned for the conclusion of The SF Sitcom...OBJECTION!!!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I'm...fucking speechless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 .................wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 it seems my job here is done. *flies away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Lyle: Sure....On a cold winter morning In the time time before the light... I wonder how many people got that reference. I did. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 At the end OSH- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 *Rei walks in holding a Ballistic Grade Missile Launcher* wtf, who the hell would use a pussy weapon like that? Here you go, my weapon. I REQUIRE MORE BLOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 wtf, who the hell would use a pussy weapon like that? Here you go, my weapon. I REQUIRE MORE BLOOD! I'll keep it in mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Masu: *scratches head* so..... yeah i've been thinking Rei:k Masu:Ur a great girl Rei: K Masu: and kinda cute Rei:K Masu: and fun to be around Rei: K Masu: and uhhhhh well i........ Rei: K Masu: I think that we should go out! Rei: Hmmmmmm Masu:???? O_o WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? HEY YOU'RE AIMING AT ME! STOP! Rei:Rocket Propelled Chainsaw...........what every girl needs. ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 *Applause* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Amazing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Awesome episodes, Masu and Gatrie. And that drawing is a masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic_Order Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) Time for some revival work Serenes Forest! The Sitcom! (Base) CGV: *sleeping* mmmmm....mmmm, oh Kiryn... Fox: What?! CGV: Oh Kiryn, your sandwich is the best i have ever tasted Fox:.....oh... (Later) Zeph: Man i hardly slept last night... Raven: What happened? Zeph: Well i was up with Metal Rabbit trying to get pictures of Fox...*looks at Fox*...es in the forest Fox: Argh! so that was you! *burns zeph with a spell* Raven: Speaking of toast where is Metal Rabbit ? Kiryn: It's his turn to make breakfast today Hika: What have you done! *They all run into the kitchen* Fox: What happened here?! Metal Rabbit : wheeee! All the eggs where gone so i planted some egg seeds to make them grow! then the oven wasn't working so i disciplined it and then it blew up! Fox: *burns Metal Rabbit then he falls asleep* well since the kitchen is absolutely destroyed lets all eat out for breakfast Zeph: Eat out? For breakfast? (IHOP) Raven: Where is this? Zeph: According to the narrator it's IHOP! Raven:*hops* Fox: *slaps Raven* that's the name of the place! Raven: *down on the ground under Fox* heh, heh, this is the best... Fox: This isn’t a peep show you perv! *Burns Raven* Hika: Lets go inside and get breakfast! *they all head in* (Base) CGV: what are we gonna do without a wii MR: I don’t know MaSu: Spy on Fox in the bathroom? CGV:no.... Nightmare: Experience....NIGHTMARES?! CGV: Do that pun again and i swear... *Fireman appears in a manner similar to Fireman* Fireman: I have a wii right here Metal Rabbit : OOOO can i have it? Fireman 20,000 Metal Rabbit :*pays* yay! a Wii! CGV: Fireman! why did you give it to... never mind i already know Metal Rabbit give me the Wii! Metal Rabbit : No! *Runs away with the wii* Lyle: After him! (IHOP) Waitress: So that will be a glass of water, soda, orange juice, and some very white milk Raven:I got some very white milk for you....*reaches downs towards his pants* Waitress: You perv! *walks away* Raven:*Takes out a glass of very white 2% milk* i guess she doesn't like milk... Fox:Raven Just... no Kiryn: *gets up* I have to go the bathroom Zeph: *gets out a camera* And i have to uh.. go to... Fox: Oh no you don’t! *stares daggers at Zeph* (Outside IHOP) Metal Rabbit : Run run run as fast as you can! you can't catch me 'cause im the Metal Rabbit that stole your Wii! Lyle: Quickly get him before he runs into that IHOP! MaSu: *Hops* (IHOP) Raven: Ok, il have some bacon and some- *Metal Rabbit crashes through the window landing on the waitress killing her* Zeph: There is glass in my veins! *CGV, MaSu, Lyle, and Hika jump through chasing him* Hika: Don't let him get away! Fox: What did Metal Rabbit do this time CGV? CGV: He stole the new wii! Fox: The new... Damnit CGV! I Told you not to get a new one, don’t you remember last time? CGV: How could i forget? *Shudders at the thought of Ronald McDonald* Zeph: Why haven't you called for any help!? Raven: Why is Metal Rabbit Setting the place on fire?... Fox: What? Everyone run out! *everyone runs out* Lyle: At least it isn't Serenes forest this time... Fox: Yeah, but i can't shake the feeling we forgot something... *Kiryn runs out of the burning building on fire* Raven: Well i guess everything turned out fine after all! Zeph: I’m dieing....from the glass.... Everyone:*Laughs* Well? What do you think? Edited March 19, 2009 by Chaotic_Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I approve. Best stuff I've seen in a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic_Order Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) Thanks MR, I have been thinking on becoming a regular writer, what do you think? Edited March 19, 2009 by Chaotic_Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karino Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I have a question. Would this be considered necroposting or can I write another bit cuz I'm really very bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Well, I do not know or care about the mechanics of this thread... so go ahead, blow your brains out man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Necroposting for this? Not...really... mind you don't get bitten by the monster you might create though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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