aquamarin Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) To celebrate gringe's glorious new translation, I want to start a FE6 run! Of course, gotta put some restriction to make this INTERESTING. I decided go with good old feminist revolution girls + Roy run. I know Espinosa is doing a girls only (+Roy) NM LTC, but this will be a CASUAL HARDMODO girls + Roy (man that boy really gets around). Rules: 1. Units given to me on a chapter can be used for that chapter. (So all units can be used until I start seeing battle preparation.) 2. This is CASUAL, so no RNG manipulation whatsoever will be used. I'll restart the chapter if something bad happens. 3. Using arena for a few turns while finishing off reinforcements/shopping is fine. No stalling for arena abuse though 4. Marcus and Jerrot are ok because they are too old/married to steal the girls' hearts away from Roy. 5. Male thieves can be used until Cath arrives because... CAAAAAAAATH Ch 1: Saving childhood (girl)friend *On a dark stormy night, Roy hit his head and has been possessed by the insane pervert tactician aquamarin Spoiler My glorious castle I highly doubt that, dad. Hector told me he did most of the work in battles. A cute girl in distress?! ON MY WAY. asdf There goes my hope of getting Lilina. Well played dad. Those women-hurting DASTARDS!! Oh look it's the useless metal kettle. Must save ALL the girls! Turn 1 Charge onward! Wait Marcus don't get too excited, you are stealing my exp. I need to be MANLY and STRONK before I meet all the girls. My sword beech Deadweights This is a Fire Emblem world, OF COURSE there's reinforcements? Turn 2 FEAR MY NEEDLE (Someone as grand as I don't need to overcompensate.) Looks like those bandits really want to kill me (they jelly). We'll use that to our advantage... HEY TAXI! I'll hide in the bushes (as usual) and lure them for EXP and JUSTICE! Marcus softens them up before I pierce them with my mighty NEEDLE on enemy phase. I am the master baiter Oh right, houses boost evasion too FFFF You will pay for scratching my CHARMING face in the name of entire female Elibian populace. Turn 3 brb fixing my face Marcus softens up the ugly brigand for more enemy phase needle action. Allen (what a boring normal name) helps out because my NEEDLE is too short to reach 2 squares away. Lance only likes lances (no pun intended, so funny huehuehue), so bye. The fat deadweight tries to be useful and rolls over toward the town. After poking the 2 axe enemies, my needle thrusting becomes stronger and faster. Two fighters from north throw themselves on Marcus the former badass. Marcus tanking 2 axe hits like a MAN. That DASTARDLY archer from before scratches my face again from the bushes, dammit. Turn 4 The fat deadweight rolls over a village girl (kinda cute but way too generic, would not bang) and picks up moneyz. Fixing face again GRRRR. Marcus proves again to be a very useful accomplice. This guy KINDA annoying because he's lurking in the bushes. Too pretty to get hit by dirty bandit axes (would have been bad if both hit though). Marcus doing what he does best as my trusty henchman. Forgot about the fighter who's alone northeast. Time to pull out my secret technique! (no RNG manipulation, all PURE SKILL) Swing the needle around to charge up all my pent-up energy and THRUST! STRONK YOU AGAIN. Turn 5 I'll brutally murder him next turn. Out of vulnerary though, better not get hit. Make way for my vengeance, Marcus. Not much for others to do. Check the houses for pretty girls! Duly noted. Bushes save my face. Turn 6 SWEET SWEET VENGEANCE. Hang his innards for public display. Marcus baiter Fear not, my secret "weapon" is always ready. Oh yes we are. There're no girls in Pherae worth my attention. Better leave this podunk ASAP. Bait successful. Turn 7 That fighter can't get to me right now, but with the Allance taxi service, I can get the exp! My face permanently scarred. Q_Q Turn 8 My needle thrusts continue to grow stronger. Chip not even worth trying You offend Marcus the Great. Also GJ using that Steel Axe to weigh you down. Turn 9 Marcus vs. Damas round 2. I'll call in Allance ambulance if he gets hit. Actually, Marcus would kill Damas if I leave him there. Hands off my loot. Welp, this guy will kill me in 1 hit. Let's try this again next turn... Turn 10 Wait, Maaarcuuus...?! I know he offended you, but that's my exp!!! Marcus just manhandled this dude. I-I-I am somewhat scared now. I guess I can seize my castle earlier thanks to rampaging Marcus though... Now, where's my girl??? Chance to leave this podunk! Yes please! That'd help me in more than one ways. Not again... Although I doubt Hector sits often anyway. So much weight to carry :X Don't you go dying on me, Lilina. I am still a virgin! Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Espinosa Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I'd definitely allow Marcus and Zealot for some time. Chapter 7 is too brutal for just Roy, Thany, healers and bow users for example (this is even the case with NM with some level-up massaging). To be frank, even a blessed Roy will find it very hard to take down bosses with their HM stats, to say nothing of regular enemies. And wow, this reminds me to update my own topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringe Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Thanks for using the translation update! Since this is "casual" I say you shouldn't cripple yourself needlessly in the early chapters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 this will be insane until milady joins haha I'm definitely following Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) The harem begins! Ch 2: A princess in distress?! Spoiler still in the podunk zone because all the biches be craycray for me It's a non-generic girl! Will she join me?! Does she end sentences with her own name all the time while talking to Princess Guinivere? BUFFOON! (gringe really did a good job for this whole convo) So she's an enemy... but I bet she will join me because she's non-generic and not ugly A princess in distress? Fire Emblem rule: fat ugly guys fail at life A GIRL! A healer no less! ofc, Elimine guides all pretty women to me How RUDE of him to bother the girls who want to see me Over my dead body <3 [Turn 1] Rare footage of Wolt being useful Lance and Bors cooperate to move me, so I only have to face one loldier on enemy phase. Allen moves Wolt out of the way. He throws himself onto my needle as planned The second loldier gets softened by Marcus as planned There's a pegasus! Another cute girl this chapter FOR MEEE? Wait... is that a girl? I hope that's a reverse trap. [Turn 2] Pronoun gender confirmation. Of course, only women can ride pegs. Supreme penetration for Ruud's ass! Marcus: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (Soldier suicides on the NEEDLE during enemy phase.) Always stay by me, Elen~ Fly like a butterfly, sting like a... butterfly? Looks like a job for papa Deke My thrusts keep getting STRONGER and FASTER! Marcus and Deke preparing food for the young'uns Common footage of Wolt being terrible [Turn 3] All's clear on the western front Deke heals up the lance wound he got on his MANLY BARE CHEST Can't touch this The fighters take turn ritualistically splitting each other's heads [Turn 4] This shop only sells... VULNERARIES? Podunk level 9999 Wow, Deke did get reverse trap'd by Shanna Allance give Shanna Double Loldier Meal, while Deke prepares Roy a fighter Screw you too, javelins. Shanna's second portion will come next turn. [Turn 5] Great Wall of Dekcus Maybe not 100% impenetrable... [Turn 6] Merlinus gets one of each because he doesn't know what he's doing Meh Archers must die What could possibly go wrong There's no way I am this weak, axes must be OP in this game ...too close for comfort [Turn 7] Shanna's pokey stick aim is second only to Marcus the retired war god Silver Lance Marcus can't ORKO this mercenary weighed down with Iron Blade, wooooooooow OKAY THEN, first time an enemy chooses to die on someone other than me. [Turn 8] All that lifting paying off! iLIFT 13 x2, It's almost as if Marcus was designed by the powers-that-be to soften enemies... maaaybe [Turn 9] Shanna and Lance ferry armorslayer to Marcus so he can brutally murder Ruud during enemy phase Stupid fat man, LEARN YO PLACE Oh perfect, good work leaving him barely alive for me, Marcus [Turn 10] Fun fact: I am the STONGEST in my army. Only Shanna and Marcus are faster. [Turn 11] Elen, our relationship is over. Kinky! She's hot! I think I hit the jackpot. gtfo Merlinus the c*ckblocka Do you really mean eeeverything~ btw, does Roy get any special priority in enemy AI targeting? I always believed that to be the case, but I just want to check. Also, this Roy might be the STRONKest Roy yet. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 huh whuh what's the translation's "update" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringe Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Damn, that is one good Roy. How bizarre for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 This hunk!Roy's only selling point is ridiculous Str. His HP and Skl is a bit lacking. huh whuh what's the translation's "update" You should check out gringe's thread on Sword of Seals (= Binding Blade!) forums. You could understand what's going on with previous fan translation, but the quality of English writing was admittedly rather shitty. The previous translators also probably had no idea where most of the names cames from, resulting in those silly exploitable nonsense names like OUJAY. The new translation fixes all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 His speed is good thus far too... I'd try to grind on those C6 reinforcements / hidden enemies if I were you. Having better Dorothy and Sue would really pay off in the following chapter (though Marcus and Zealot can solo the map, even if rather slowly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) Getting busy lately, so expect long breaks in between updates! Chapters are getting more annoying because mooks no longer prioritize Roy and Shanna. :< I wish actually knew FE6's enemy AI. Ch 3: Saving your girl's daddy that Guinivere is a trap?! gotta wonder why people even have to use lances while riding them purple hotty and rapeface! of course they weren't prepared... I WASN'T THERE Go retake castle alone #YOLO Hector: ZeFail, the shittiest npc I had the honor of saving! I guess a pile of Bors'es would be rather bootable... Being a THWOMP sucks these days. that's zephiel's laughing face PAH sounds legit and super original Lilina would be sad if something happens to her daddy! Not good! Since I am a nice guy, I go kick Bern's ass and save her daddy! another woman? Idun? Dark Priestess? Like this? HELL YES. Adding this to my to-do: tap dat ass and NTRoll Zephiel to death! Transform into a girl, then we'll talk [Turn 1] GOOMBATOWN (+a few THWOMPs and peashooters for flavor) Redshirting at its finest Marcus will head north alone and assist the team with his mysterious quantum tunneling (wtf?!) javelins The rest of us OOZE our way into Goombatown Getting old they are Interesting little boy... Hmm, I bet his mom was one helluva cutie. Pity this kid's from an orphanage. [Turn 2] Holy shiz Marcus. I take back what I said earlier. Don't hurt me plz. nvm, get ready to retire Slowly but surely I suddenly pity brigands. Forever forced to be at mercy of goddess Anna What is dodging? Marcus needs to go teach them what dodging is. Don't teach that though. Anna too stronk, not even Marcus the retired war god is immune. [Turn 3] The meat grinder: goombas are lured through the frontline and Shanna and me nomnom the processed meat. Frolicking goombas sir Hooo, that's Idun? D'aww she's the cute withdrawn type. I wonder what's inside those cloaks, HEHEHEHEHE. ALL WOMEN OF ELIBE ARE MINE TO PROTECT. Hm, hm, hm? This guy pisses me off! Adding on to-do: "kill rapeface" Hump, hump, hump? That's my privilege, lowlife rapeface. (Deke got a typical Deke level +HP/Str/Skl, but he's not a girl so who cares!) [Turn 4] The meat to exp process is slow now because I became too strong. Goombas fear me :( Shanna's stick handling skills are impressive. Mmm yes, good girl. Go for the pretty girl on the flying pony not the scary axe fighter dammit. [Turn 5] I am not into shota, sorry lad. Bors forever arone [Turn 6] She is sick of serving goombas. Shanna special: Twirl the shaft for massive effect Leading the charge as I am the BOSS here Just as planned ofc. THWOMPs make great training dummies. Master tactician am I [Turn 7] Just saving up my luck for future, ha ha ha. Bromance of fate. They built stronger friendship without even trying! But nah, do your damn job and ferry me to my girl I am top tier. Brought myself to brink of death just for drama, yup. [Turn 8] There's my luck that I stored up. I am so generous. This is why I don't trust men. More predestined bromance. MEH, gonna let them talk. Those scrubs got nothing better to do. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) We don't care about MEN talking to each other right? Not gonna post those support convos. Ch 3.2: Manly tears shed [Turn 9] This is taking too long. Time to use my genius tactics. Rescue chain + an axe hit (!) The finishing touch. IT'S PERFECKTO thwomp rekt [Turn 10] Elen solidifying her position at the bottom of harem hierarchy Coochie coochie treatment from rapeface! Troll reinforcements almost kill Lugh. Shotas dying is acceptable though. [Turn 11] 777, as expected from me! Pony express! They prefer Deke over Shanna... must be those hulking abs. [Turn 12] D-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! + Guile_theme.ogg; Chad grabs the phat lewt (3000 gold, halberd) during this commotion That's one speedy girl! SONIC BOOM While their fearless leader is fighting, the cavaliers idly chat their day away. {allen-lance support} (No awkward phrases in this translation!) CHEATER! I'll kill this fatass next turn, just you watch! [Turn 13] I-i-it's not like I needed you to heal me, Elen. This is what you get for cheating! A FIREBALL UP YOUR ASS! I keep my words. Now, where's Hector?! [Turn 14] no... noo... I've been lifting for this moment, Hector please. I don't care about men, but please, DON'T MAKE LILINA CRY. Can't have a good story of this era without motherfockin DRAGONS getting involved. I suspect HAX Like wyverns? Nononono Hector... I wanted you to see me snatch away your daughter and disappear. YOU CAN'T DIE NOW. Would that be Lilina?! She is ridiculously talented in magic for a thwomp's daughter. I always did and always will. She's my girl, no way she'll die before me! RIP For having Idun, employing rapeface, and making one of my girls sad, BERN SHALL FALL. *dun dun dun Even though this is casual, I felt uncomfortable taking this many turns lol. Calmed down once I remembered PKL took more turns. :V Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 21, 2014 Author Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Ch 4: Ponies must die Spoiler Without Hector, Lilina is not safe in Ostia! Dem shifty eyes Shifty is in league with Rapeface. Gasp. Eww, I am not into men sucking each other THAT hard. A wild Brocon appears! Silly Rapeface does not understand what he's dealing with Hump hump hump yandere giggle DAT SASS. I like her. Not. A. Chance. She's mine too. [Turn 1] Brief summary of our plight capabilities MORE PONIES THAN EQUESTRIA. Only Shanna is fast enough to strike twice. I didn't use armorslayer during last battle to give these PONIES a chance! A HA HA Marcus has to use the silver lance to soften people now... And our worthless ponies can only serve as taxis... This guy's competent 2/3 of time. [Turn 2] People must feel really secure behind their doors with these kids giving away free magical Door Keys If Halberd was a girl, I'd her. watch out, yandere brocon mad Looks like a guy, but could easily pass for a girl. Am I actually SEXUALLY CONFUSED! Hot yuri action? Wait, something feels off. [Turn 3] note: this is a LEVEL 1 nomad BORS SEES ACTION Rutger: I-i-it's not like I care about your life. Brocon opens up to someone not her brother So that was a man. Why... am I so disappointed... [Turn 4] For Elen, a lowly but loyal girl of the harem. Bandits're how we get exp. Heh heh heh... [Turn 5] Elen would like to kindly remind us of her suckiness. Merlinus buys slim weapons because he wishes HE were slim My reinforcement senses are tingling My recruitment senses are tingling The wall of COMPETENCE Ahahaha, let's see how long I can play hard-to-get on her. [Turn 6] Gift to raise Shanna's affection points! Evasive maneuvers! Behind the invincible green girl! ... That's definitely a male myrmidon. What a shame... I wanna be the best magefighter At a cost ehehe No pretty girl is useless for me, dumbass. [Turn 7] I'd be turned on by her calling me BARF. Is this... jealousy? This... this monster bishie can kill every enemy on here in a single fight. He's gonna make me look like crappy. grrrrrr Shanna best girl No chance to steal my glory, HA! Good thing you are a shota not a loli OK? A showoff without substance [Turn 10] A sword that thinks it's an axe No sir, I don't suck other men's dingdongs. [Turn 11] Unexpected pony reinforcements! (I actually didn't even know these guys existed in this chapter lol) [Turn 12] Strong girls are fine too. THIS RAPIER IS THE RAPIER THAT WILL PIERCE YOUR ANUS I can't oppose myself! Saving up my luck. Don't hate. x 2 STAHP. You are not me, Marcus [Turn 13] Bought iron sword to replace broken rapier. Two of javelins and hand axes. [Turn 14] Might keep this guy around for dirty work hmm Elen stole my luck? [Turn 16] Shanna wanna lift with me? It's always been me and my girls vs. the world Have you fallen for my irresistible charming ways? I think your delusional brother just needs to get laid. Ok, I'll spank him for threatening women's lives. This Shanna is fairly Str-blessed... but she still takes 4+ hits to kill most units lol. I guess I should be glad all the terribad levelups are coming from MEN Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Fight me Just kidding, awesome run so far. Hope Shanna keeps getting that strength, because none of my characters are going to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 In a binge of madness, I tried to take the short route on chapter 5 without much planning. This ended pretty badly with the team surrounded on both sides hahahahahaha. Why are hand axes SO DAMN ACCURATE in enemies' hands; 2-rng system in FE6 is a liiiie : I wonder if getting Gant lance while using short route is feasible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 ... Maybe you can deal with the boss, then send Thany to visit the village and seize the throne at the same turn. I don't remember exactly, since it's been a long time since I don't play FE6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Last chapter before I get to kick the sorry MEN's asses out! Ch 5: To penetrate a bandit hole Spoiler Aah, mountain passes... home to many exp lumps That little guy... bandit association of Elibe broke cloning regulations, those dastards! Straight into the wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sounds fun! Between my legs Viagra [Turn 1] RUSH THEM KEKEKE! My girl-dar is tingling, but where is she??? A RIVAL?! Dorothy? Another reverse trap! ofc girls belong to me. Dorothy is wise. Hmm, maybe she will can look cute with proper care. [Turn 2] WELP Brilliant tactic I copied learned from a Cecilia fan. I heard that nomad is a retard. NEWSFLASH: WOLT SEES ACTION y u no boobs dammit [Turn 3] Shanna, you look fat in that robe! Marcuthritis; could have been worse, I guess? Acceptable buggers, I wanted him dead [Turn 4] These MEN will steal my glory if I let them be... Penetration complete. That nomad beside Chad should be awarded a medal for being UTTERLY STUPID. perhaps because only idiots who deserve to die eat your blows [Turn 5] Weren't killing edges supposed to kill? Rutger needs to go get a refund. Marcus the (retired) War God: DEFECTIVE KILLING EDGES? PFFT Marcus no mercy Thanks for the lance, you should get that GIGANTIC NOSE checked though. A fellow girl-dar practitioner?! Princess, this priest is a Category 5 enemy of womankind... Watch where you are looking lecherous priest This no-good priest obviously digged through your luggage! riiiiight Perhaps this Fire Emblem is important to his Dark Priestess waifu? zzz duh he's mad because the Fire Emblem is gone and his waifu is sad you underestimate how far Zephiel will go for his waifu More men? MEN? HELL NAH Wait what? I lost control of myself. nvm, +Guinivere affection point is cool Five turns is casual~ actually took me 4 tries :X I swear I won't tryhard again. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) MEN PIG DISGUSTING Ch 6: Bow girls assemble! Spoiler Dear MEN, after much careful analysis of our army's performance, I have concluded that (most of) you are simply baggages. Only your glorious lord Roy and his trustworthy harem will engage in battles henceforth. Basically, go make us some sandwiches while we kick the asses. Cute little thief! <3 eww don't even think about doing naughty things to Guinivere, wrinkly old generic guy who's so unimportant that he has NO EYES. A SERIAL molester?! He must die! also in league with the rapeface O Merlinus, how thick thou art Girls are so wise Hi! Are you here to offer your body to me? huh, playing hard to get? GET OUT Merlinus. At this rate, this guy gonna pop up in my BED on my wedding night. Suuure, lemme just leave a get-well greeting and chocolates to calm him. Where is he? ok bye then, I don't care about a sick old man. Nope, not interested in wrinkly old MEN Oh shi, cute little girls are ALWAYS right. surrounded? SEIZE THE ENTIRE FUCKIN CASTLE [Turn 1] Who said you could come, lecherous priest? Bow girls are fine. You may be contesting Elen's bottom tier position though... My daily orgy, of course. [Turn 2] Heh, at least she has Anna's blessings. couldn't dare kick this monster off the team... [Turn 3] Axes suck so much that Marcus can't hit goombas with it faster thrusts! Saul, repent in that corner! [Turn 4] Perfect feminine level (Str and Def are for MEN) Can 'Dorothy' be a male name? [Turn 5] Marcthulhus brutally murders yet another Steamrolling goombas and thwomps too EZ lol poor girl, climbing out of a wall only to run into a naked perverted priest... [Turn 6] Spectacular level for Elen tier I HAVE COME [Turn 7] Yes, join the PARTAY now. How DARE they. I will fix that soon. Dorothy has gender identity disorder Bad Chad! Stop fondling Cath! [Turn 8] Bad boy! Stop![Turn 9] Marcthulhus can smell hidden reinforcements [Turn 10] Good boy! Keep fetching da lewt! Typical feminine level MARCUS SMASH PUNY SHAMAN [Turn 11] Marcus demands more blood! No worries, she'll get another shot at him soon. For doing Sue wrong, SLAUGHTER EVERY RAT IN THIS CASTLE. Let's start with cowards hiding behind Saul's ass! FOOL! FEMININE JUSTICE IS MORE FLAWLESS. Girl powaa [Turn 12] surprise armgrope! O sorry, little girl. What are you doing here? "Busy" already at your age? :O Why are you in the middle of a battle though? Does she get excited watching people poke each other? I guess some girls just want to watch the world burn nananananananana, catgirl~ I'll 'punish' this naughty girl next time we meet, ehehehehe [~Turn 30: The Great Rat Hunt] Nice too manly... Dorothy is becoming a trend... lol Elen manly Shanna? Never doubted Sue's GIRLness random goodies Sue most GIRL girl Dorothy finally learning after standing around Clarine I am the tank! ... that would have been VERY helpful earlier, silly Chad not too old yet? Last rats! What a loser, this Bern. Always needs traitors to win. FUCK YEA WE ARE Welcome aboard the PARTAY. We are a day away from Ostia, how are things over there? Lilina too depressed to rule? Oh shi, INCOMPETENT MEN slowed me down too much! Marcus is actually a (great old god of war) monster and Chad is a pet, so they be fine Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troykv Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Dorothy has MANRY strength xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 Perhaps she dreams of OHKO'ing wyvern riders with a freaking SHORT BOW. I wish she gained speed though... Chapter 7 is gonna be a trainwreck. I am almost certain I will need multiple tries lol. Expect outtakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Outtake 1/LOL [Turn 3] We're surrounded! Plan HORSEWALL is go. Clarine will tank(?) Clarine has been compromised... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I should take the left path, but then Jerrot/Treck diiiiiies. I hate this chapter. Edited February 12, 2014 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Summary of last 3 tries Perhaps I should just let this LAZY IMPOTENT MALE DOFUS die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbymastah Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Summary of last 3 tries Perhaps I should just let this LAZY IMPOTENT MALE DOFUS die. I think you might be going the wrong way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) After many days of suffering, IT'S BEEN DONE. The tactic of the day is MISDIRECTION. Ch 7: Genius tactics and MUSOU SHANNA Spoiler Cross-eyed asshole and... wow, that guy makes BORS look skinny! pfft, I'll get to her before you use her in any manner. Flying THWOMPS with any speed? HAX More flying girls?!! Shanna is a loyal waifu indeed. Rapeface of Bern: always relevant Lilina is not a commodity, you pigs. Then, they will learn to fear ME Faithful waifs they are <3 Probably the stupid Rapeface, he's always riding something like a hoe. We might need Etrurian help vs. swarms of yvern HAX though... Need no help for purging Ostia. Despite the overwhelming odds, we have the power of FRIENDSHIP and LOVE! [Turn 1] if only Clarine could burn people with this FFFF WAAAT, I don't want any NOT-flying NOT-girls! Not all hope has been lost [Turn 2] Genius tactic that history will remember: COME GET THE PRETTY FLYING PONY! Sue still best GIRL The man dealt a CRIT to her heart apparently. SHANNA, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU FLOAT LIKE A LEAF AND STING LIKE A NETTLE We're going to Western Isles after saving Lilina. This NOT-flying NOT-girl is flirting with my next target. Insolent fool! [Turn 3] CATCH HER IF YOU CAN! He's surprisingly chill. Still a NOT-flying NOT-girl :S He seemed very disappointed with our gender. SHANNA'S FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE TOO STRONG [Turn 4] Finally realizing that FLYING PONY is untouchable, the mooks rush back to us. BUT IT'S TOO LATE! Ilian NOT-flying NOT-girls are already safe under my command! You disgusting NOT-girl, taking advantage of a young maiden's purity! I'd have definitely appreciated her help Operation HORSEWALL Shanna's mission COMPLETE [Turn 5] HORSEWALL stands (barely) strong DOROTHY COUNTERS HAX SO woMANLY (?) I am the hero of this story. Can I use it? Merlinus's "goods" are in danger! Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) HORSEWALL decimates the rebels' main force. The rest is just cleanup. Ch 7.2: Cleaning up Ostia Spoiler [Turn 6] BASED SUE <3 perfect FEM level?! Typical Elen THAT won't happen! [Turn 7] ofc, it'll help us save Lilina. [Turn 8] Chad is good at snatching BAWLS Too manly, gonna call her (?) DOROZI. [Turn 9] As the battle is more or less won by now, Shanna goes shopping. (chest keys, door keys, heals, fire) Treck sells 2 BAWLs for 5k gold while I skewer priests for some stress relief. Oh shiiiet, Debias likes doing it from behind. What a devious deviant. [Turn 10] WAT, Clarine can't hurt anything but can MELT doors? [Turn 11] Assault from both sides. That's just great. LOLWAT Long things are good! A counterfeit rapier!? Probably involves juicy virgins [Turn 12] Don't forget your barriers before fighting hot steamy mages! DOROZI being a bad influence and I expected some girls That would have been reeal niice EARLIER! DOROZI OP [Turn 13] Did I mention how sexy halberd is? DOROZI is us. We are DOROZI. [Turn 14] Dejavu? Meh [Turn 15] Elen trying her best She's the key hero of today's mission, so this is fine These guys are still throwing themselves at us lol DOROZI ate some for breakfast You make Marcus proud, Jerrot. [Turn 16] So much power! [Turn 17] ... I think that's enough fooling around, Shanna Dorothy? Where's DOROZI? Didn't Clarine just MELT one? Bern has dragons HAX? Meh, they are just overgrown wyverns. Hector mentioned a special weapon for dragons... Lilina should know more. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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