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THE AD IS TOTALLY RELEVANT!

<Glass> MY TEETH ARE PEERLESS!

<Nightmarre> XD

<emeraldfox_09> Can they pierce through the heavens?

<Captain_Godot> NO

<Captain_Godot> But my coffee can!

<Glass> YES THEY CAN

<emeraldfox_09> :o

<Desdemona> Like I said: magical coffee

<Captain_Godot> Yes.

<Glass> YOUR COFFEE CANNOT MATCH THE PEERLESSNESS OF MY TEETH!

<emeraldfox_09> THEY ARE PEERLESS!!!!! :o

<Glass> MY RESISTANCE IS MAXED!

<Glass> AHAHAHAHA!

<Captain_Godot> MY COFFEE DOESN'T MATCH THEM...

<Captain_Godot> IT SURPASSES THEM!

<emeraldfox_09> I wish my teeth would pierce through the heavens....

<emeraldfox_09> could*

<emeraldfox_09> :I

<Glass> MY TEETH CAN PIERCE THROUGH DIAMONDS

<Glass> YOUR COFFEE IS A MERE SNACK.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<emeraldfox_09> :o

<Captain_Godot> MY COFFEE CAN MELT THROUGH ANYTHING

<Glass> ORLY?

<Captain_Godot> YOUR TEETH ARE MERELY SOMEWHAT BRIGHT

<Glass> ORLY?

<Captain_Godot> Well, anything except me and these specially made coffee cups.

<Captain_Godot> *Pours coffee on ground*

<Glass> TASTY.

<Captain_Godot> *Coffee melts through to the earth's core8

<Captain_Godot> See?

* Glass bites the Earth

<Glass> THAT WAS A TASTY SNACK.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Captain_Godot> *pours coffee on Glass's teeth, teeth melt*

<Captain_Godot> HAW

<Captain_Godot> I DESTROYED YOUR TEETH

<Captain_Godot> YOU ARE NOTHING

<Glass> NO

<Glass> I DRANK ALL YOUR COFFEE

<Captain_Godot> Then you die.

<Glass> YOU ARE NOTHING

<Captain_Godot> YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE POWER OF THE COFFEE

<Captain_Godot> IT WILL DESTROY YOU

<Glass> I AM THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE

<Glass> MY STOMACH ACIDS DESTROY UNIVERSES

<Captain_Godot> No... NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

<Captain_Godot> NOOOOOO

<Captain_Godot> OOOOOOOOO!

<Captain_Godot> *mask explodes(

* Captain_Godot is consumed in the explosion.

* Glass EATS COFFEE CAEKS

<Captain_Godot> Well, I'm dead.

<Glass> Tasty.

<Captain_Godot> What should I do?

<Glass> SHOW ME YOUR MOVES

<Captain_Godot> I'm too dead.

<Glass> SHOW ME YOUR MOVES

<Captain_Godot> >_>

<Captain_Godot> I'm dead!

Edited by Piemanmj
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