euklyd Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Most Wished-for Reform? or Favorite fruity beverage? Either one. Edited May 11, 2014 by Euklyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Solid 6.5/10. them's fightin' words numbers fighting numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Through your open window, you hear a faint sound vaguely like that of a catapault being loosed. Some uneasy seconds later, a rock comes crashing down through your roof. Tied to it is a smaller raggy package, damp and foul-smelling. You unravel it, and find grim proof that one of your dearest friends is among your enemies. Sprawled on a table to your left is a mostly-wooden shield, a sharpened hatchet, a bear hide coat, and a sack of mushrooms. Hanging by the door to your right is a crossbow, a pavise, and a detachable quiver of bolts. Lying in front of you at ground level, on the collapsed and splintered remains of your desk, is a sack of precious gems- equivalent to your life's savings. Behind you, on a set of shelves lining the wall, is about a decaliter total of alchool. Which do you take? The gems. If I encounter resistance, I'll be forced to rely on my steel-capped boots. Most Wished-for Reform? or Favorite fruity beverage? Either one. Marriage equality. I like my ciders slightly sweet - Magners is currently my favourite brand - but not overly sweet, like Rekorderlig and such, which are just ghastly in my view. Used to like them though. them's fightin' words numbers fighting numbers No. Fighting numbers are one in thirty. As in Josmer Volmy Altidore, a dedicated centre-forward, has scored once in thirty games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 If you were going to be the lead pilot in a team that pilots a combining super robot, who would you take as your four co-pilots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 If you found yourself in a room in the middle of nowhere with a bat in your hands and Justin Bieber (or your most hated person of choice) tied to a chair, what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 If you were going to be the lead pilot in a team that pilots a combining super robot, who would you take as your four co-pilots? Kdanger, Nightmare, Haru, Kanye West. If you found yourself in a room in the middle of nowhere with a bat in your hands and Justin Bieber (or your most hated person of choice) tied to a chair, what would you do? Bieber isn't worth the jail time his seventeen lawyers could pin on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 What caused your hatred of TVTropes, my friend? I'm curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 At the age of... I'd say sixteen, I liked hanging around the main site. Never scratched under the surface to the community. Then spent the next like six months kicking myself when I found the threads on SA about it and trying to disavow myself of that ever happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Preferred scenery...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 If your desert island was on fire and you could only save any three celebrities, who would you kill, who would you screw, and who would you marry? Would your answer change if the desert island was a very fat man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 If I want you to hate me for the rest of our lives, what would I have to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) If I want you to hate me for the rest of our lives, what would I have to do? Apparently, just say stupid things. At least, you will annoys Parrhesia, but it's a good start. Calling them, Furetchen (or better Furret-Chan) also should help. Anyways... If stupid people annoys you so much, why do you refuse to help them better themselves ? Insulting will just makes them worse, you know ? Edited May 11, 2014 by shytende Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Preferred scenery...? There's a certain smell in the air some days in Canberra, chiefly in autumn and spring, sometimes in the other months. I think it's the smell of wattle. That always takes me back to my childhood for some reason, where it seemed to smell like that all the time. If your desert island was on fire and you could only save any three celebrities, who would you kill, who would you screw, and who would you marry? Would your answer change if the desert island was a very fat man? I'd screw or marry Polly Walker and be so happy about one of those two outcomes that the others wouldn't really matter. I can't think of any I'd kill. Perhaps Nigel Farage. If the desert island was a very fat man I would feel obliged to kill him and put him out of his being-on-fire misery. I'd at least feel better about killing him rather than someone... not on fire. If I want you to hate me for the rest of our lives, what would I have to do? Lie to me for selfish reasons. Apparently, just say stupid things. At least, you will annoys Parrhesia, but it's a good start. Calling them, Furetchen (or better Furret-Chan) also should help. Anyways... If stupid people annoys you so much, why do you refuse to help them better themselves ? Insulting will just makes them worse, you know ? Shytende, why do you think it's unfair that I dislike you when you go so far out of your way to antagonise and slander me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Apparently, just say stupid things. At least, you will annoys Parrhesia, but it's a good start. Calling them, Furetchen (or better Furret-Chan) also should help. Anyways... If stupid people annoys you so much, why do you refuse to help them better themselves ? Insulting will just makes them worse, you know ? No one man can change the world. Edit: Parrhesia, are you the one with the strength to fix this broken Earth? Edited May 11, 2014 by Hikarasuman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Forget the Earth, can you fix my broken heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 No one man can change the world. Edit: Parrhesia, are you the one with the strength to fix this broken Earth? I have the grace and charisma to fix this broken Earth. But ultimately, it is not a journey any could undertake alone. Forget the Earth, can you fix my broken heart? I could fill its hole, but you would only end up breaking it once more for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 What do you taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I could fill its hole, but you would only end up breaking it once more for me. maek u cry words right there. ;-; What are your thoughts on Satan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Shytende, why do you think it's unfair that I dislike you when you go so far out of your way to antagonise and slander me? No, I don't try to antagonize you. I'm trying my best not to have a bad opinion about you. But I wonder if it's worth it, honnestly. And... slander ? When exactly ? If it seemed that way, then I'm honnestly sorry. I may have been a little harsh, and taken this too seriously (Screw that, I overreacted, no doubt about it. Still am.) At least, not to begin with. I never insulted you, if I remember correctly. I always tried to not let my emotions take over too much, and to stay reasonnable. You're the one who was hostile just because I said some stupid things. At multiple times, I tried to understand what the problem was, and you just decided to be just an asshole about it, for some reasons or another. You never tried to discuss. If you call someone stupid over and over again, he would be a saint not too start having negative opinions about you. Yes, I'm stupid and socially awkward. That's no secret. I need explanations, cause it's not always entirely obvious. And in the past (maybe still now), I may have not always chosen to side with the best person (Though, I'm not sure it's related). I'm honnestly trying to understand you. I should have probably PM you instead of posting there. If you had just expalined me what was wrong, without using that condescending tone, things would have done better. Actually, my main problem here is that you seems to think my intent was malevolent, when I was always perfectly honnest here. Clumsy, annoying, and oversensitibve ? Totally. But at no point I tried to harm you. I never said anything behind your back. That's all. I hope I cleared everything on my side. If you clear things up on yourside, I'll really appreciate (especially those slandering accusation. It really bugs me). Then, I'll leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I know you said anything, but are there any questions you'd prefer not to be asked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Calling them, Furetchen (or better Furret-Chan) also should help. i still call him furetchen you silly turd and i'm modestly sure i invented ferret-chan it has everything to do with the person calling him the thing and very little to do with the thing he is being called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) i still call him furetchen you silly turd and i'm modestly sure i invented ferret-chan it has everything to do with the person calling him the thing and very little to do with the thing he is being called Welp, my bad. Sorry, I talked without knowing (should stop that bad habit). Bolded : So, how am I supposed to take this, then ? I somehow doubt it's supposed to be affectuous here... Edited May 11, 2014 by shytende Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 What do you taste like? Vanilla. What are your thoughts on Satan? Easily knifed. No, I don't try to antagonize you. I'm trying my best not to have a bad opinion about you. But I wonder if it's worth it, honnestly. And... slander ? When exactly ? If it seemed that way, then I'm honnestly sorry. I may have been a little harsh, and taken this too seriously (Screw that, I overreacted, no doubt about it. Still am.) At least, not to begin with. I never insulted you, if I remember correctly. I always tried to not let my emotions take over too much, and to stay reasonnable. You're the one who was hostile just because I said some stupid things. At multiple times, I tried to understand what the problem was, and you just decided to be just an asshole about it, for some reasons or another. You never tried to discuss. If you call someone stupid over and over again, he would be a saint not too start having negative opinions about you. Yes, I'm stupid and socially awkward. That's no secret. I need explanations, cause it's not always entirely obvious. And in the past (maybe still now), I may have not always chosen to side with the best person (Though, I'm not sure it's related). I'm honnestly trying to understand you. I should have probably PM you instead of posting there. If you had just expalined me what was wrong, without using that condescending tone, things would have done better. Actually, my main problem here is that you seems to think my intent was malevolent, when I was always perfectly honnest here. Clumsy, annoying, and oversensitibve ? Totally. But at no point I tried to harm you. I never said anything behind your back. That's all. I hope I cleared everything on my side. If you clear things up on yourside, I'll really appreciate (especially those slandering accusation. It really bugs me). Then, I'll leave you alone. Repeatedly insinuating that I don't love anything and exist only to crush dreams and destroy hopes with literally no basis or proof is slander. I will not respond to a PM, because your conduct has been unacceptable and I do not see the point in trying to continue a decent conversation with you. I know you said anything, but are there any questions you'd prefer not to be asked? I will accept any questions. If I don't feel comfortable answering them, then I won't, but I won't hold it against the person who asked. i still call him furetchen you silly turd and i'm modestly sure i invented ferret-chan it has everything to do with the person calling him the thing and very little to do with the thing he is being called Yes, this is the truth. Welp, my bad. Sorry, I talked without knowing (should stop that bad habit). Bolded : So, how am I supposed to take this, then ? I somehow doubt it's supposed to be affectuous here... It isn't. You're being a silly turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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