Sunshine Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 This is hilarious. Following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Is it a bad thing that I want to punch Janice in the gigantic space between her eyes? Also, no Pokeballs? SERIOUSLY?! I'd find a way to hack some in, just to spite the creators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Kamina Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 No pokeballs before the first gym: Awful. Having one of the starters be weak to the first gym: Meh The two together: God awful. Good luck getting through this, and I'm definitely going to follow this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 you should stream this and/or get a Skype group together so we can all make fun of it or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 How dare they raep Steven like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 you should stream this and/or get a Skype group together so we can all make fun of it or something I have a feeling this was somewhat targeted at me since we failed to do it How dare they raep Steven like that? i know its terribu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 exams are tiring [spoiler=I HEARD YOU LIKE TUTORIALS] RYAN MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANGSTING ABOUT HAVING TO GO TO THIS PLACE TOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS Also I just realized wtf my character is stuck in the running pose. CAN I GO TO HOPE'S PEAK INSTEAD A SCHOOL LIFE OF MUTUAL KILLING HAS TO BE BETTER THAN THIS Meanwhile, on the other side of the (incredibly small) island... Maybe she's a SECRET AGENTA really shit one considering she can't notice the person stood right behind her. Anyway, back to the school. Sigh... NOWE DON'T NEED TUTORIALS But seriously: I just turned on autofire. One of these classes is lore that I don't even get and the rest of them are incredibly simple stuff you should all know if you're playing this because IF YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT POKEMON TO WANT TO PLAY A ROM HACK OF IT, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T NEED TO YOU NAME AND GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF ALL SEVENTEEN TYPES (yes, the game has literally done this.) Well at least it's over no- FUCK ANOTHER FLOOR I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT BERRIES AND POTIONS AND SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE GOD Anyway, after that we need to go back downstairs with no indication that this is what we're supposed to do, and then... The staircase is no longer blocked. I wonder what sort of fun we'll be having here! I don't really feel like this works at all, but whatever. I WAS ATTACKED BY TUTORIALS THEY LASTED FOREVER EVEN WITH TURBOSPEED+AUTOFIRE MR JOHN I LEARNT NOTHING THAT I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW FROM THOSE TUTORIALS FUCK YOU Aka: renamed gym leaders. And? But I'm the best! WAIT WHAT DUDE I HAVE A LEVEL 13 I THINK I'M PAST "THE BASICS". Rival battle is a go? WHY DO YOU NEED TO TELL US WHERE TO STAND AND WHY DID I NOT JUST MOVE ONE SPACE DOWN AND MAKE THIS FAR EASIER ON ALL OF US please tell me you aren't going to pull a FRLG oak I'm pretty sure the best way to learn is by getting exp. Then SCREEN SHAKING EARTHQUAKE but what about EARTHQUAKE THE DARK ORGANIZATION AND THEIR LEVEL 2 SWOOBAT ARMY ARE ATTACKING, EVERYONE RUN IT'S OK I'M SURE ALL THEY KNOW ABOUT BERRIES AND SHIT WILL SAVE THEM Oh, yeah. Why was that here again? I HOPE YOU ALL DIE FOR MAKING ME SUFFER THE TUTORIALS HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vhaltz Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 "HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY" Because you're ghosts, the tutorials slowly sapped the life away from you until there was nothing left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 "HOW DID WE GET IN HERE WITH THAT ROCK IN THE WAY" Because you're ghosts, the tutorials slowly sapped the life away from you until there was nothing left. This game sapped the life out of me when I booted it up ._.How it won Hack of the Year surprises me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skynstein Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 You haven't known hell until you've played Pokémon Kaizo Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 You haven't known hell until you've played Pokémon Kaizo Blue.Have you played this game mateThis is top shit tier. And what's Kaizo Blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vhaltz Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Wait this game won an AWARD? How is that even possible? was it 100% sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 You get a DOUBLE UPDATE because I'm in the mood to hate everything. [spoiler=POKEDEX WHOA] So uh, time for a cave that's way too long for no reason? Am I really going to eolve this thing before I get my Pokedex? There are random NPCs around, none of them do anything and they just wander aimlessly despite the fact they should be running the fuck away. lol level 15 poisionpowder lasted a long time my god i'm not even deliberately grinding to make the hack look bad i'm just killing anything i run into EVOLUTION BEFORE GETTING A POKEDEX LOGIC We're near the end! Let's be honest here, they could all die and neither of us would even know. WHY DID YOU NOT BOTHER ME A SECOND AGO WHEN WE WERE TALKING FREE GIFTS ONLY 90 MINUTES IN GAME TIME LATE but why do we even need them what did you have them all yourself of like but if they were given to you MR JOHN had like a dozen pokedexes stuffed in his pocket??? this doesn't make any sense BUT NEITHER HAVE THE REST OF THE DECISIONS THIS GAME MADE so are we free of bad rival #2? YES WE'RE FREE OF THE SCHOOL FINALLY we're frozen in the running pose again, gud job game Why are your reasons having for such bad grammer, ELLIPSIS RETURNS JUST LET ME LEAVE HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH do you mean that Nobody Actually Knew this cave lead to the academy, and rather than going through to try and help you were just stood around here completely by chance?good fucking job silent protaganist tho Or that. The rest got murdered by Zubats or something because they're chumps. I said no such thing. STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH THIS ISN'T MAFIA Well they're all in the cave so they can't be doing a very good job of it! This dialogue is so foooooooooooooooooorced DESTRUCTIVE ACTS what i wasn't being careless i was fucking going to school jesus woman you're a fucking moron I already hate you, I don't really care. Please don't. Forget you ever met me. I'll try to do the same to you. I'm sure they'll find you repulsive as well. Anyway we're finally FREEEEEE- NO I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR ADVICE UNFORTUNATELY THE GAME DOES SO BACKTRACKING GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Wait this game won an AWARD? How is that even possible? was it 100% sarcasm? If you check Pokecommunity this hack won THREE awards.And I'm not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 The game HAS implemented some kinda neat stuff, it's just that the content of the game itself is kind of appalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 The music is I think what won the award, but I'm not 100% sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 venasaur solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vhaltz Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH THIS ISN'T MAFIA DESTRUCTIVE ACTS My god these two are sooooooooooo bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Tbh if the dark organization destroyed the academy they can't be all that bad.. *eyes emoji* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 I CAN'T STOP [spoiler=WE CAN FINALLY CATCH THINGS BUT DON'T] We're meant to be going home, but if you stop in front of the first gym there's a sign that says: Good job. Does this mean I don't have to play anymore? Hooray! NO LET THIS END MY DREAM IS TO ESCAPE THIS HACK I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO Unconvincing change in opinions, I bet she's scum. OH YEAHNOW THERE ARE TRAINER BATTLES IN TOWNS YOU KNOW, THE PLACES WHERE YOUR'RE MEANT TO BE SAFE. I don't know what this is. Manix reminded me to GO UP. FREE STUFF(The TM is Mega Punch, which Manix keeps complaining that Charmander can't learn.) BUT DON'T WORRY MAN NEITHER CAN IVYSAUR Anyway we go back to Silkwind and on the way... THE POKEBALL There are actually five so this should be plural, but the game is a doofus. BAD RIVAL WHY BUT I DON'T WANT TO Sleep Powder op. Why is WALLACE here BUT IT HAS FULL HEALTHbut free Pokemon get I guess, but I'm not using it. They added UNDERLEVELLED TRAINERS along the way back but everything we can catch so far sucks, is a grass type, or is Ducklett (which I'm using in my other file) so it's just an easy Ivysaur kill. I missed some dialogue but basically he was like I HAVE CUT I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU IF YOU BEAT ME No clue how we were meant to know he has it. It was level 6 or something come on man. CUTTHE GRASS MOVE, YOU KNOW I tried to go DOWN to abuse something but we need to beat the leader first, I guess. Uh, no she isn't looking for us. CONSULT THE HELIX ROCK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS NATURALLY WHY DOES THIS RANDOM TRAINER HAVE A LEVEL 6 TROPIUS THE GRAMMAR THE BROKEN TEXT BOXES THE GENERIC DIALOGUE THE BATTLE Why does everyone have a Charmander?It was easy either way. That you SUCK I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Haha fighting the female protagonist. All the plot holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 this game is sucking my life away do not recommend/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 FOR SOME REASON, MORE [spoiler=WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN] ANYWAY GYM BATTLEAFTER THE TRAINERSNO THIS WAS A CRIT AND A CONFUSION HAX ANOTHER ONE WHAT GIVE ME ANOTHER BADGE PLS But I don't want to battle youuuuuuuuuuuu Why do you have so many healing items Arguably it was better that way, but meh. Well duh, I'm the best. Aerial Ace. Anyway, we're going to pseudo-gambreak now! Oh fuck it's this shithead again. *SOMETHING ABOUT FELINAR GOES HERE* And then BATTLE But he kind of sucks. BUT I ALREADY HAVE LIKE FIVE OF THOSE I went past this a couple of times, you can't really do anything in it right now, but well... Level 29 Geodude after the first gym lololol FUCK Whyyyyyyyy BACK TO NORTH OF THE FIRST TOWN ELLIPSIS RETURNS (It's the leader and Claire) We don't caaaaaaaaaaare about your ambiguous talking. So much envy. Well most people who are actually good at Pokemon probably realize that this is a Bad Game. OH GOD THE GRAMMAR ERRORS STOP "Say something, Onii-Chan..." Pokemon don't talk you numpty.How did you become a gym leader again? By guardian, does it just mean trainer?It just sounds like you're glorifying it tbqh. Yeah, I've had enough of this pointless sideplot too. Why did the conversation start with but?Then BATTLE HAPPENED lol Apparently this is a legendary? Apparently that doesn't matter when you're up against something with an SE attack at twice your level lmao. Because you're a CHUMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 so the game takes your badge so you have to get it again wow and man, those fakemon are atrocious rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 so the game takes your badge so you have to get it again wow and man, those fakemon are atrocious rofl Do you mind a slight spoiler? If you do ignore this You have to get them all again later in the story Like all of them due to plot and you have to fight all the leaders again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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