eclipse Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Only if you cook and eat all the rabbits. Maybe feed it to Ivysaur, 'cause it has what plants crave? (urge to smack whoever gave this hack an award other than "worst QA team") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 light platinum has a decent plot (as far as a pokemon plot can go), really good pokemon distribution, and is actually kind of hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Th-th-this hack won awards? Multiple times even? ... I have once again lost all faith in mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 light platinum has a decent plot (as far as a pokemon plot can go), really good pokemon distribution, and is actually kind of hard. Still need to play it Th-th-this hack won awards? Multiple times even? ... I have once again lost all faith in mankind. Three years, all for the same thing Me neither lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RABBITS [spoiler=MISTAKES WERE MADE WHEN CREATING THIS MONSTER OF A HACK] >Hoenn WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE there is absolutely nothing in this town of relevance though, so moving on? QUESTS WHAT IS THIS i legit didn't know these existed I FOUND IT FUCK IT DISAPPEARED i legit have no idea what causes it to appear, so OUT OF THE STUPID DESERT Hilariously, despite the inflation this still only costs 500. gg game. Where's my useful item? Give it to me. This is a kind of useful thing? Unfortunately it's random and kind of a pain in the ass. Every time I see this thing I read it as Touhou eclipse. Honestly I don't hate it as much as the other Fakemons but I'm not using it anyway, so. gj game I caught a couple of Pokemon but nothing I really felt like using, so meh. WHY IS THIS HOUSE COMPLETELY EMPTY ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE SAYING WEIRD THINGS Well if he was kidnapped by the Dark Organization, he's probably a massive chump and not worth bothering with anyway. And naturally rather than doing anything ABOUT it, it's up to the kid to do it. Fuck the rangers, they're all completely useless. WHO IS THIS DIANNE PERSON Anyway, now there's a REALLY LONG BRIDGE Like, this was the full length of it and I have no idea why it's so long?It feels like it's trying to be Black and White but without the 3D it's kind of just shit. IT CLEARLY WASN'T LONG ENOUGH IF THE RABBIT IS STILL HERE This is totally a water tileset right guys? This girl was like "do you like grass Pokemon? You do? Great! take this TM for MAGNITUDE." I don't get it. Random Leftovers ok. SUDDENLY IT'S SNOWING This area is just plain unfun, for one main reason. THIS SHITTY MECHANIC Basically you'll be randomly walking through grass then FREEZE for no real reason, and then you have to HOPE it lets you thaw out because if not... YOU GET TAKEN BACK TO THIS HOUSE AND HAVE TO GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE AND HOPE YOU DON'T FREEZE AGAIN ON THE WAY BACK You probably will. There's one way around it though. We can get a Cold Scarf off of this guy. So you're going to give it to us out of the GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART right? WRONG This is complete bullshit. You're making us pay 3.5k in order to subvert a bullshit mechanic that only exists to piss us off. Since you can just get lucky and avoid it, I'm just going to blatantly abuse save states to get around it. I have more done, but I'm about done for the night, so. Edited May 19, 2014 by SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 honestly, this hack is more tolerable than snakewood mainly because the creator isn't an asshat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 "Oh hey, I find this item to be totally useless. SO I'm going to sell it to you for a ridiculous price!" THIS IS NOT HOW SELLING ITEMS TO PEOPLE WORKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Are you talking about the shops Scarlet. Also SB do the other Ruby Destiny games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Are you talking about the shops Scarlet. No, I'm talking about the guy who literally claimed that he found the Cold Scarf to be completely useless, and then tried to sell that very same scarf to the guy he told it was useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I am not a toucan, brb banning SB forever Not only are there graphical glitches, annoying mechanics, and a cringe-worthy story, someone forgot to change all the NPC dialogue. WTF is this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vhaltz Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Every time I see this thing I read it as Touhou eclipse. Welp, eclipse will now forever be a toucan in my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) so i just figured out that you can infinitely farm rare candies in this game, provided you have 500 monies [spoiler=howto (largeish images)] this building, after some Future Events that haven't been covered yet by SB pick either path, talk to the guy offscreen, pay 500 monies and literally hold up when you get teleported to the next screen. collect item (a rare candy), wash rinse repeat until you have enough (and you can sell them to get more in the same method!) mmmm speedup is great for this (i limited myself to 50 for the sake of not being completely breaking) Edited May 21, 2014 by Curly Brace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share Posted May 28, 2014 shortish updates coming because MEH [spoiler=THE RABBIT RETURNS] IT TOOK WAY TOO MANY SAVE STATES TO GET HERE WITHOUT FREEZING Dat face. DOUBLE TEAM WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHY AM I FIGHTING AN EXEGGUTOR BEFORE MY THIRD BADGE RABBIT GENOCIDE ALMOST THERE Man for EVIL PEOPLE they really aren't that scary. WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE DIRECTION SO I GUESS IT'S FROM THE LEFT???? BUT I CAN'T PROGRESS THROUGH THE HORRIBLE STORY WITHOUT YOU DARK ORGY RETURNS FUCK NOT YOU TOO WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM YEAH WELL HE MUST BE PRETTY SHIT AND TOTALLY HASN'T TROLLED ME WHILE FIGHTING HIM MULTIPLE TIMES KNIGHTS YES I CAN LEAVE LEANA AND HOPE SHE DIES "I'm going back to my town where you need to go. But don't worry, I'll warp you to YOUR home town even though you want to be in the exact same place as me." "Aren't I thoughtful?" ANYWAY GYMThis is basically Platinum!Gardenia's gym except shit. Beat the trainers and... these things show up. No rotating rip. HOW IS THIS DIALOGUE FOR INITIATING A BATTLE It's okay, I've already decided you suck. Apparently? YES NO GOOD MATCHUP RAGE OH GOD WHAT oh BEST WALL YES IT'S SLEEPING WHAT IT ALREADY WOKE UP I JUST SWITCHED FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK ANOTHER ATTEMPT: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME erm shit Next time, I might actually win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 WHY AM I FIGHTING AN EXEGGUTOR BEFORE MY THIRD BADGE Practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I don't like Andrew. Too stronk 4 me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodiePichu Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 so i was poking around and found this little bit of info bout the game case anyone's interested in what apparently makes the game great. [spoiler=read at you own risk]Pokémon Ruby Destiny Life of Guardians (Version 15.0)Complete | Ruby (U) 1.0Features:Explore the new region of HevahPlay as a new hero or heroine and battle against new rivalsNew tiles, sprites, maps, music, events, and PokémonIncreased difficulty; Trainers will reward you with less money and items will be expensive than normalDay and night systemThree game modes: Good, Bad and Normal!Bugs:Possible that Ralts will faint during the Light Catching Pokémon scriptSome new music takes a bit of time to start to playSome music are a bit loudDon't press 'A' repeatedly or hold any directional buttons during any events in the game. found at http://pokeromhack.blogspot.ca/2012/06/pokemon-rom-hacks-list.html so yeah. still looks awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted June 29, 2014 Author Share Posted June 29, 2014 WELCOME BACK TO PURGATORY [spoiler=THE THIRD (FOURTH) BADGE] LETS GO NO THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN fuck paralysis hypocrisy/10 TANK THOSE SOLARBEAMS Because I know Joltik can't! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SO MUCH RAGE FINALLY NO NOT AGAIN I HATE EVERYTHING I CAN'T TANK PSYBEAMS DO YOU ENJOY MY SUFFERING GAME? DO YOU? After a little while, I decide getting Ivysaur paralyzed so it can't be slept is probably a good plan. Now Ivysaur slept Roselia, Exeggutor comes out. ...Fuck you game. YOU COULDN'T HAVE EVEN LET ME SELF-DESTRUCT? I'D BE DEAD ANYWAY MAN IMAGINE THAT NEVER HAPPENED i have no idea why ivysaur isn't paralyzed this time either FUCK YOU AND YOUR FULL HEALS IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE YES WASTE YOUR FULL HEALS JUST AS PLANNED OKAY YOU FUCKER I'M READY THIS TIME ...I hate this game. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE #84 GOOD FUCKING NIGHT. Anyway, the rest of this fight should theoretically be a lot less rage inducing. Unfortunately Ruby Destiny hates you and your family and won't let that happen. BUT THEN HE HAD MORE FULL HEALS This is the point where I realize something crucial. Cherrim can't touch Ivysaur. Outside of Solarbeam, of course, but that's a 4x resist. Doesn't stop it from being annoying as hell though. Especially when I'm murdering it with the now grass type cut, since I have no other moves that can hurt it. FUCK YOU ANDREW IF I LEFT YOU TO DIE IN THE FUCKING SNOW NOBODY WOULD'VE KNOWN AND NOBODY WOULD'VE CARED. AND NOW THE CYCLE REPEATS ONLY THIS TIME IT'S AGAINST A 4X RESIST ISN'T THIS FUN GUYS???????????????????? Thankfully, I remember Joltik is still alive. fury cutter op pls nerf YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON NO, I DON'T GIVE OUT MY NAME TO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU DAMMIT GAME Now I have the Symbol of Life, can I end yours? Unfortunately, yes. Really? Good. I hated her too. Did you not hear me? Good fucking job. How the fuck did you become a leader when you're this Anyway, TM. SOLARBEAMREALLYAFTER WATER PULSE?GOOD BALANCE GAMEGOOD BALANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vhaltz Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The game is totally preparing you for dumb new difficulty leaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This isn't even the hard part of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I forgot you were still doing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I am not a toucan, brb banning SB forever Not only are there graphical glitches, annoying mechanics, and a cringe-worthy story, someone forgot to change all the NPC dialogue. WTF is this?! utbay ouyay ollowfay ouryay osenay otay hetay ruitfay oopslay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 I think it's been a solid 3 or 4 months since I've actually touched this game. [spoiler=IT DOESN'T GET BETTER WITH AGE] I CAN'T EVEN HEAL IN PEACE I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HATE YOU OR NOT BUT I PROBABLY DID SO FUCK OFF RYAN what is this every time i see "hehehe" laughs i think the person is a creeper no joke ROCK SMASHTHAT WOULD'VE BEEN USEFUL TO GET THE COLD SCARF WITHOUT HAVING TO BUY IT FUCK YOU TOO GAME I'll need it, if I'm to emerge with my sanity in tact. It's only been five screens or so and I can already feel it slipping again. ANYWAY I GO EAST OF GUARDIA(?) TOWN AND THEN PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE NOT-STEVEN. That was intentional. You've had a couple of months to prepare while I didn't give a fuck! TOP QUALITY HACKING Easy stuff MY HATRED FOR SUPER POTIONS HAS BEEN RENEWED NOBODY LIKES YOU stalling op Of course you will. Then why waste time battling a dude you've met like, twice? Anyway, moving on. In the ice mountain... Flash get. Nothing else in the cave is useful. I hope I don't have to explain why this is fucking awful design, because it's fucking awful design. With the power of Rock Smash, now we can progress! THIS SURE IS INTUITIVE MAPPING YES, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A PLACE WHERE IT SNOWS AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE DARN SO COLD 'sup? You don't think about a lot of things, do you? SUDDENLY, YE OLDE SPEAK It was an easy fight. "then we'll have to break the text box instead!" Or BLATANT CHEATING. WHY AM I UNABLE TO RUN AWAY And then it was foggy or something. Guess what destinedjagold's favorite punctuation is? INTIMIDATING EYES HORRIBLE BATTLE BACKGROUNDS MORE ELIPSISES THE TRUE RUBY DESTINY EXPERIENCE Next time: an escape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 lmao what the hell even is this that's going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I hope we do the bad ending cause the bad ending is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 I assume "better" means "less terrible". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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