IceBrand Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm slim by the way. Like did I eat too much? Gene problems? Should I go on a diet? Would women find me attractive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 naw, gay guys will hit on you and you're doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflolxp54 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Shrek prefers a--- p---------- with green onions and massage oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 but in all srsness girls like ass too so you're good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 but in all srsness girls like ass too so you're good What would a woman do with a man's butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 grab it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 a/s/l? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 this thread omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 19/f/bi call me bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 just kidding i don't like butts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Can you lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moira Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Seek help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Can you lie? No. But my other brothers can't deny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 just kidding i don't like buttsyou would like him better if he had a bigger rack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Hey maybe pear shaped guys is a thing too pear shapes unite \o/ Edited May 30, 2015 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 well, maybe you have a tendency to accumulate body fat in the butt? Maybe losing body fat might help. Better than on accumulating it in the belly, i must say. It could also a problem with your posture, that makes your butt look bigger than it actually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm afraid you have terminal ass cancer. It's already metastasized throughout your entire body. You are going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Just get some very skinny jeans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Just get some very skinny jeans... If you got it, flaunt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Nile Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Even Speedwagon can work it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) What would a woman do with a man's butt? What would a man do with a woman's butt? Notice I'm asking the exact same question. Edited May 30, 2015 by Soul~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Take a needle and pop it like a balloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm inexplicably curvy too and some guy grabbed my butt on a dancefloor once so I would say sexual harassment is in your future But, hell, might as well work what you've got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm inexplicably curvy too and some guy grabbed my butt on a dancefloor once so I would say sexual harassment is in your future But, hell, might as well work what you've got The same thing happened to me. I got a hefty settlement from the proprietors of the gay bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Guys seem to always grope my chest and arm muscles instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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