Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless... ...................................... *Beatbox* They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? ...Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the Forest pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin' Edited September 24, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) If that's off the top of your head you're good!!! *beatbox* Yo, yo yo I'm a bad arguer? Son, that's preposterous! My rhymes will rape you, like Michael Jackson does to his guests You won't find me in court ever in my life Cuz I be on that Quick Shit, like a cheetah that's high You wish you could defeat me but that's a death wish Come on Waha Kife, beat these mothah Fucker's senseless. Edited September 24, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 If that's off the top of your head you're good!!!*beatbox* Yo, yo yo I'm a bad arguer? Son, that's preposterous! My rhymes will rape you, like Michael Jackson does to his guests You won't find me in court ever in my life Cuz I be on that Quick Shit, like a cheetah that's high You wish you could defeat me but that's a death wish Come on Waha Kife, beat these mothah Fucker's senseless. 1. I didn't write but I memorized it. 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) 1. I didn't write but I memorized it.2. I know it doesn't make sense but it was off the top of my head... IDEA!!:Let's have a rap battle!! Edited September 24, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 I know it doesn't make sense but it was off the top of my head...IDEA!!:Let's have a rap battle!! LET'S DO THIS THING!!! Fire Emblem for Life... Just go suck on a knife. Is your Girlfriend fun? Oh shi- you don't got none. Trying to rap battle Toa Lord Sothe. I'll run you over with my damn Pirate Boat. I have Pencil Rockets and a Killing Edge! I'll shoot you ass then cut off your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) LET'S DO THIS THING!!!Fire Emblem for Life... Just go suck on a knife. Is your Girlfriend fun? Oh shi- you don't got none. Trying to rap battle Toa Lord Sothe. I'll run you over with my damn Pirate Boat. I have Pencil Rockets and a Killing Edge! I'll shoot you ass then cut off your head. ORLY? Hell yea dis be FEFL I'll ruin your life, like you is my hoe You gotta girlfriend? Naw. I didn't think so! Listen to LudaCris? Well good cuz YOUS A HOEEE!!! So before you try to step up again remember you're playing wit the big boys now bitch And the big boys don't play around I'll severe you're head diagnolly as if you was a pinata clown What you got a boat a Killing Edge and pencils Fuck that Shit I'll cut off yo head with other writing utensils... Are you still battling TLS? Edited September 24, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) OH DAMN!!! Popping of Profanity. Such Blatent Inanity. Dumber then Sean Hannity. His damn Raps don't even rhyme. Half the time, he drinks wine. Rappin' so bad it's technically a crime. Edited September 24, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 TLS is dumber than Paris Hilton TLS is uglier than the wicked step sisters TLS would be a bitch if he wasn't my bro So how about you calm yourself down before you start to cry My raps don't need to rhyme they only need to make sense so before you become more ignorant check me off you're most wannabe list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 TLS is dumber than Paris HiltonTLS is uglier than the wicked step sisters TLS would be a bitch if he wasn't my bro So how about you calm yourself down before you start to cry My raps don't need to rhyme they only need to make sense so before you become more ignorant check me off you're most wannabe list! OH HELL FUCKING NO! Oh shit so your raps don't have to rhyme. Well screw you man, neither do mine! I choose to rhyme, it makes me seem smarter. If I was a Transformer I'd spray you with Water. Women all over me, they wanna see my ride. A fleet of Sexcopters, all with Condoms inside. I don't see you with a flying sex room. My Sexcopter's can cause Sonic Booms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Sorry, did I serve you to hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) OH HELL FUCKING NO!Oh shit so your raps don't have to rhyme. Well screw you man, neither do mine! I choose to rhyme, it makes me seem smarter. If I was a Transformer I'd spray you with Water. Women all over me, they wanna see my ride. A fleet of Sexcopters, all with Condoms inside. I don't see you with a flying sex room. My Sexcopter's can cause Sonic Booms. When I saw this all I did was laugh dude come on, you're straight out yo ass! Fleet of sexcopters to protect you from AIDS No. Wait a second. First, you need to get laid. If I was a Transformer, I'd be rippin' you in half I'd put on your own SEXCOPTER graph Are you kiddin me? you don't need a condom You's a pussy, you need a pregnancy pill "Come on I'll help you get over the hill!" By the way that rap sounded I think you'll test positive for retardation Havin all yo babies end up in a mental station!... Edited September 24, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 When I saw this all I did was laughdude come on, you're straight out yo ass! Fleet of sexcopters to protect you from AIDS No. Wait a second. First, you need to get laid. If I was a Transformer, I'd be rippin' you in half I'd put on your own SEXCOPTER graph Are you kiddin me? you don't need a condom You's a pussy, you need a pregnancy pill "Come on I'll help you get over the hill!" By the way that rap sounded I think you'll test positive for retardation Havin all yo babies end up in a mental station!... OH DAMN BITCH!!! Cool guys use rubbers it's a proven fact. AIDS and VD, I'll have none of that. And about not getting laid, shit you'd know. You couldn't get a hand-job from a dollar store hoe. Sorry if my rhyme there kind of sucks. I was out with my drinking buddy Mathew O'Fuck. But about that Transformer, hell that's a joke. I have a 68% mother fucking Strength Growth. I suck at Smash Brothers, but I'm growing a stache. And all the forum girlies wanna stalk my bald ass. FEFL I said it once I'll say it twice. You should just go, suck on Fireman's Knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) OH DAMN BITCH!!!Cool guys use rubbers it's a proven fact. AIDS and VD, I'll have none of that. And about not getting laid, shit you'd know. You couldn't get a hand-job from a dollar store hoe. Sorry if my rhyme there kind of sucks. I was out with my drinking buddy Mathew O'Fuck. But about that Transformer, hell that's a joke. I have a 68% mother fucking Strength Growth. I suck at Smash Brothers, but I'm growing a stache. And all the forum girlies wanna stalk my bald ass. FEFL I said it once I'll say it twice. You should just go, suck on Fireman's Knives. Yea that is a proven fact. AIDS and VD I'll have none of that. But there's just one problem with what you're sayin You ain't cool! You gonna end up at the medical station. That 68% growth comes from 100% fantasy If you can imagine so can I this rhyme sucks, but go eat a fat dick pie! Guess what, you are done with rappin go rinse yourself off todler, heres a brand new napkin Now I want you to brush your teeth and go to bed, you got school in the mornin! Edited September 24, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Yea that is a proven fact.AIDS and VD I'll have none of that. But there's just one problem with what you're sayin You ain't cool! You gonna end up at the medical station. That 68% growth comes from 100% fantasy If you can imagine so can I this rhyme sucks, but go eat a fat dick pie! Guess what, you are done with rappin go rinse yourself off todler, heres a brand new napkin Now I want you to brush your teeth and go to bed, you got school in the mornin! The same can be said of your Pre-teen ass. Go to bed little homie, tomorrow you got class. Sorry my friend with the double-chin. I'm my own damn teacher at the school of win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 The same can be said of your Pre-teen ass.Go to bed little homie, tomorrow you got class. Sorry my friend with the double-chin. I'm my own damn teacher at the school of win. Ha I'm older than you! How's 8th Grade for you? Awww you have physical science that sucks a lot try bein an athelete at the school of FEFL star! *That is a sign of me being tired* I'm gonna remember this, and were going to battle tomorrow, you didn't win, I'm going to have better one tomorrow. And to show you when I'm ready, I'll reply to your PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Ha I'm older than you! How's 8th Grade for you? Awww you have physical science that sucks a lot try bein an athelete at the school of FEFL star! *That is a sign of me being tired* I'm gonna remember this, and were going to battle tomorrow, you didn't win, I'm going to have better one tomorrow. And to show you when I'm ready, I'll reply to your PM. Alright ho, that's cool with me. I was getting kind of tired myself honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Alright bro, that's cool with me.I was getting kind of tired myself honestly. I'm sure thats what you meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 This topic was PHAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 AH MY EYES. QUICK LYLE COME HERE SO I CAN DRAIN THE FAIL FROM MY EYES INTO YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 COME ON TLS RAP BATTLE!!! YOUR TOPICS ARE PHAILSSSS!!!!! JKJKJKJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Fail topic = fail, unless you will finally start writing stuff about actual things that are supposed to be in raps. So no rapping about FE and interwebz jokes such as sexcopters <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Fail topic = fail, unless you will finally start writing stuff about actual things that are supposed to be in raps. So no rapping about FE and interwebz jokes such as sexcopters <_< It's a spam board. Let them spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzaku Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 calm down tino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Yeah, I'm fine with them spamming, but if they want to rap, then they should at least actually rap Oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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