I found out I'm really a Dick!

[Shane]

So my name is Shane, as you can see. And well, it took me so many years to figure out something so damn freakin' obvious... but I'll put it in spoilers because...

My name is Shane Richard! I'm a Dick!

Now you don't have to believe me... but you also can. Bye.

[Geno Breaker]

Nice dude. Hope all goes well. ! :) :) :) :) :)

[eclipse]

Too short.

[Draco]

Cool.

[Crysta]

congrats

[Nightmare]

Too short.

Owned.

[Phoenix Wright]

i find it funny that you intentionally used sexual innuendo to convey the silliness of a common shortening of the name "richard" :^)

[MercyWalk]

shane warne !!!! classic

[Shane]

Too short.

Irony is my real name is (including middle name) 31 letters long. Probably got the longest name on the forum, or close to it. :P

[Ansem]

i find it funny that you intentionally used sexual innuendo to convey the silliness of a common shortening of the name "richard" :^)

huehue

[eclipse]

Irony is my real name is (including middle name) 31 letters long. Probably got the longest name on the forum, or close to it. :P

Still too short.

Longest name I've ever seen was 63 letters. Fortunately, my parents were sane, so my full name is a good deal shorter than that!

[deactivated]

Yall going to latch on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Original Alear]

Longest name I've ever seen was 63 letters.

Internal dialogue:

"I wanna name my kid 6969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696."

"But then there will be a 6 without an accompanying 9."

"If a 6 turn out to be 9, I don't mind, I don't mind."

"Why don't we add a 9?"

"Then it will be 70 characters."

"Fucked no matter what. Maybe we should try 69 6s and 69 9s instead of 35 6's and 34 9's."

[Raven]

my name is 10 letters total

[Raven]

but tbh if you cba to write "richard" maybe it is you who's a lazy bag of richards.