MaSu teaches about women

[CGV]

CLASS IS IN SESSION!!!

<Masu|In_denial> WOMEN

<Masu|In_denial> THEY GOTS BREASTS

<CGV> *gets popcorn*

<Masu|In_denial> AND WHEN THEY HAVE BABIES

<Wist> Volke is not a woman.

<CGV> no he is not...

<Masu|In_denial> MILK SHOOTS OUT OF THEM FOR A FEW WEEKS TO FEED THE BABIES(or husbands depending on how twisted they are)

<CGV> haha

<CGV> *drinks soda*

<Wist> -_____-

<emeraldfox_09> ?

<Masu|In_denial> THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SPECIAL PLUG PUT INTO THeIR "SOCKETS"

<CGV> oooh really

<Masu|In_denial> AND IF THE GUY PUTS............"ELECTRICITY" IN IT

<CGV> *takes notes*U

<Masu|In_denial> THE GIRL GETS A BIG TUMMY

<Masu|In_denial> AND THROWS UP ALOT

<Masu|In_denial> AND SCREAMS AND WHINES AT YOU

<Masu|In_denial> FOR USUALLY 9 MONTHS

<CGV> damn

<Masu|In_denial> THEN A BABY COMES OUT OF IT

<Masu|In_denial> AND IT HURTS THEM I GUESS CUZ THEY SCREAM ALOT

<Wist> WTF NO WAY!

<Masu|In_denial> AND THEY'RE CONFUSING AS FUCK

<CGV> damn

<Masu|In_denial> "Its nothing"

<Masu|In_denial> LOL BULLSHIT

<CGV> teach me more sensai

<CGV> how do i get one of these.. women

<Masu|In_denial> THATS "OH I HAVE A PROBLEM ALRIGHT"

<Wist> Sears?

<Masu|In_denial> WELL THAT DEPENDS

<Masu|In_denial> THERE ARE DARK ALLEYS

<Masu|In_denial> WITH A PURPLE DOORS AT THE END

<CGV> haha

<Masu|In_denial> AND IF UR OLD ENOUGH

<Masu|In_denial> YOU CAN PAY TO GET A WOMAN FOR A FEW MINUTES

<Masu|In_denial> BUT THATS NOT COOL}

<Masu|In_denial> yOU HAVE TO GO THOUGH HELL AND BACK

<Wist> Or order one from a foreign country.

<Masu|In_denial> TO GET A WOMAN TO BE WITH YOU FOR LIFE

<CGV> wont you get std's sensai?

<Masu|In_denial> OR IMPORT ONE

<Masu|In_denial> YES YOU WILL

<Masu|In_denial> THATS WHY

<emeraldfox_09> ...

<Masu|In_denial> WHEN PLUGGING YOURSLEF INTO WOMEN

<Masu|In_denial> ALWAYS WEAR A SOCK

<Masu|In_denial> XD

<CGV> haha!

<CGV> I will sensai!

<Masu|In_denial> LIKE I TELL RAVEN AND FOX AT MY HOTEL

<emeraldfox_09> I don't see how it's funny....

<CGV> Rock Lee: I will make you proud sensai!

<Wist> sensei*

<CGV> it is funny Efox

<CGV> wait, you're a girl arent you?

<Masu|In_denial> "Raven dont forget your socks! ANd Fox dont forget to eat your "sweet tarts!""

<Masu|In_denial> no

<Masu|In_denial> hes a dude

<Masu|In_denial> OK

<CGV> oh

<Masu|In_denial> CONTINUING

<CGV> making sure

<CGV> ok

<Masu|In_denial> MAKE SURE THE GIRL EATS HER "SWEET TARTS"

<Masu|In_denial> SO YOU DONT GET BABIES

<Masu|In_denial> IF YOU DONT WANT THEM

<Masu|In_denial> Lets see what else is there to know..............

<Wist> Alcohol must be involved.

<CGV> *writes down sweet tarts*

<Masu|In_denial> OH YAH

<Dragonblader1> They're not sweet tarts

<Masu|In_denial> CANDY IS DANDY

<CGV> yes they are!

<Dragonblader1> They're special mints for adults

<AngelOfDeath> MIRACLE WHIPS

<AngelOfDeath> STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

<AngelOfDeath> BACK TO HW, KTHXBAI

<Dragonblader1> Adrian Monk said so

<Masu|In_denial> BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER IF YOU WANNA PLUG A WOMAN FAST

<Dragonblader1> So it's true

<Wil> tons and tons of liquor.

<Wil> Some women have high tolerance.

<Fireman> Remember kids.

<Fireman> "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

<Dragonblader1> DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

<Fireman> My 9th grade English teacher taught us that.

<Fireman> She was hilariously awesome.

<Wist> :o

<CGV> I just might sg that fireman

<Wist> Is this in the US?

<Dragonblader1> So now, about Rita

<CGV> sig*

<Masu|In_denial> Ok GUYS

<Masu|In_denial> SOMEONE

<Masu|In_denial> TAKE THIS WHOLE CONVO

<Doom103> lol i wrote a marisa mia support

<Masu|In_denial> AND MAKE A TOPIC CALLED "MASU TEACHES ABOUT WOMEN"

<Masu|In_denial> XD

[Fireman]

You should sig that "Candy is dandy" part. ^^

[Masu]

FUCKING WIN.

\

CLASS DISMISED!

[CGV]

btw fireman, sigged

[uguu]

[23:19] <Dragonblader1> I was wrong

[23:19] <Dragonblader1> Adrian Monk called them adult tic tacs, not adult mints

[Doom103]

I missed the whole thing

[Florete]

*sigh*

[Masu]

*sigh*

Eh? Me and CGV together=THIS. COMPLETE AWESOMENESS. XD

[Fireman]

Masu+CGV+Same chat=a force more devasating than Stalin and Hitler combined

[CGV]

Masu+CGV+Same chat=a force more devasating than Stalin and Hitler combined

but a sexy one at that

[uguu]

Masu+CGV+Same chat=a force more devasating than 8 billion adjacent stars dying simultaneously.

Fixed.

[Masu]

Masu+CGV+Same chat=a force more ownage than Ike and Fireman combined

:D

[Zero the Hero]

Oh my... The world has gone mad.. -_-

[Serene]

Wow that was entertaining, I should just ask MaSu to teach me health, save me a boring 90 minute lecture

[Masu]

Wow that was entertaining, I should just ask MaSu to teach me health, save me a boring 90 minute lecture

lol. I may teach more stuff on the chat tonight! XD

[ODST]

Yeah, MaSu would be better than Mrs. Holden.....*shudders*

I wish I learned this the fun way like MaSu explains it....

[Serene]

Yeah, MaSu would be better than Mrs. Holden.....*shudders*

I wish I learned this the fun way like MaSu explains it....

Yeah don't remind me I'm watching that movie about some women with an anxiety disorder, I've never gotten so much done that didn't involve what we were doing before.

Best nap ever

[Masu]

Yeah, MaSu would be better than Mrs. Holden.....*shudders*

I wish I learned this the fun way like MaSu explains it....

XD

Yeah don't remind me I'm watching that movie about some women with an anxiety disorder, I've never gotten so much done that didn't involve what we were doing before.

Best nap ever

The only problem in my health classes were that when we saw videos of ppl with low esteem i spent the whole video kira loling at the ppl in the video insulting them out loud.

[Masu]

And i got yelled at today for loling at a girl in a movie say "I have genital warts"

The name just sounds funny to me........I wasnt laughing at her misfortune.