canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Somewhere in iraq: CIA1-"this man won't talk, we even tried waterboarding" CIA2-"that's everything in our arsenel" CIA chief- "no, there is another" *epic music plays* GHEB THE INTERROGATER CIA1-"you sure that is wise" CIA chief-"we have no choice, KNOLL" *over walkie talkies* Knoll-"yes" CIA chief "we need gheb" Knoll-"I'll notify him immediately, and I'll have Jeigan ready the cialis and viagra" CIA chief- "tell him to wear a condom this time please" Knoll-"I'll be sure to tell him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 O_O I knew that's what Cheney was planning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 WHOA AWESOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Like I said, I finally found the binder I had all my epicness and uber in (well not all of it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 GHEB THE INTERROGATER INTERROGATE A MAN? WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 This demands a sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 I only posted part of the first part, just to see reactions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 POSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHEREST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 POSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHERESTPOSTHEREST in due time mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 part 2 of part one: *knoll goes walking down dimly lit corridor and meets canas* knoll-"I hope he doesn't try to rape me like he did that last time" canas-"no he's busy right now with someone else, do we're safe, but just to make sure we better put on safety gear" *they go into the seperate rooms and don on chastity belts* knoll-"these damn things are always uncomfortable" canas-"well duh, they're made out of metal" *they continue down the corridor until they reach a door saying "CAUTION DO NOT ENTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE'* knoll-"I always thought that that was ironic" canas-"yea, since we are almost always the one to get him" *knoll presses a button which opens the door, leading them to another hallway, this one enitrely lit and completly white* Knoll-"this place must cost a damn fortune, but hey it gets the job done" as they approach the door, they hear a woman's scream "NO NO NOT THERE, AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH" Canas-"ready, one two THREE" *they burst in the doors, and find gheb doing unmentionable things to a random woman soldier, they throw deku nuts at gheb and stun him temporarily* Canas(to the woman)-"that's what you get for being AWOL" Knoll(to a stunned gheb)-"hey you're needed in truth room 5, and colonel says wear these" *puts a box of trojan condoms on ghebs stomach* Canas-"Jeigan has magnum mix ready, this is serious buisness, be there in 5 minutes" Gheb-"only if I get tana as an assistant" Canas-"not this time, but she has been acting up lately so maybe next time" *canas and knoll leave taking the woman with her* Gheb-"hehehe he this is going to be fun" (if quality starts to drop tell me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 bump (why because I felt like it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 T-that was magnificent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Jeigan . . .having sex? EPIC!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Jeigan . . .having sex? EPIC!!! jeigan isn't the one having sex, he is getting the pills ready, or I am misreading this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 PART 3 of ch.1 *gheb goes walking down th corrido until he meets a man in a radiation suit* Gheb-"you're here, heh heh heh, want to come back to my room after this reyson-"I'm just here to make sure the guy doesn't die, you remeber what happened last time" Gheb-"heh heh heh, that was fun, but no colonel is making me wear condoms this time, but my question still stands, want me to interrogate you after this" Reyson-"NO" Gheb-"fine but you better keep an eye on your sister, she's looking mighty fine right now, heh heh heh Truth room 5 *jeigan enters with a tray full of pills in amounts equal to an AIDS patient* Jeigan- "colonel everything is set, permission to get out before things get ugly??" CIA chief-"permission granted" Jeigan"thank you" *gheb and reyson enters, gheb starts taking the pills* Reyson-" now you sir are in trouble, this guy here will do unmentionable things to you, he will sex you until your eyeballs fall out, and I can make it a prometheus treatment unless if you TELL US WHERE IT IS" terrorist-"NEVER YOU FILTHY ZIONISTS" Reyson- "Gheb at your ready" Gheb-"so you changed your mind" Reyson-"NO, I meant on him, now get started" *gheb starts ding unmentionable things to the terrorist, as a result, his spleen pops out, his eyeballs turn to mush, and his liver gets chirrosis, Reyson sings him back to health* Reyson-"you ready to talk??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 again if the quality starts slipping please notify me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Good! Good! Jeigan rape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 bump so I can find it later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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