CGV Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaxyWaxy Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" Yeah, Kanon. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Im like: Sweet. Finaly. Im gonna end part 1 and use elincia! "OH NO YOU ARENT!" says God. Im like "what? micaiah has a 99 hit chance to hit jarod (who had 3 hp) for 20 damage with elight! I win!" God says "OH REALLY NOW!?" MICAIAH MISSES WITH A 99 AND THEN JAROD WITH A 1 CRITICAL HIT RATE CRITICALS MICIAH AND SHE DIES. The only thing that made me happy.........I had a premonition that micaiah would suck some more so i made a battle save (i never do those for some reason) I am now currently happily on part 3 chapter 1......THANK GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan's Aokage Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I laugh at your misfortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wouldn't that put you to part 2 ch. 1? And that is why you battle save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wouldn't that put you to part 2 ch. 1? And that is why you battle save. He probably got farther last night after the misfourture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I played all through the night last night so im on part 3 (elincia's is only 5 chapters long) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrohs Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s. What games were you playing again? I see you have not had enough experience with the GBA titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celice Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The GBA games also roll their accuracy rates twice. I'm not sure the specifics, but this certainly skews a hit-and-miss situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrohs Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 What games were you playing again? I see you have not had enough experience with the GBA titles. I played both GBA games released in NA, and I have beaten Sacred Stones, so I think I've had enough experience O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s. Umm... dude? You never have a 100% chance to hit unless there's a skill or something your character has. 100 translates to about a 99.85 (somewhere around there) percent chance of hitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I played both GBA games released in NA, and I have beaten Sacred Stones, so I think I've had enough experience O_o Wouldn't both GBA games include Sacred Stones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wouldn't both GBA games include Sacred Stones? He's saying that he played both but didn't complete Blazing Sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 He's saying that he played both but didn't complete Blazing Sword. Oh. He hasn't completed Blazing Sword!?! I shouldn't talk since it took me 7 months to beat Blazing Sword too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 this topic title just screams sexual innuendo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Really?? I had no idea...... ;) Sorry...just an innocent mistake. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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