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In AD 2101 war was beginning

What happen?

Someone set up us the bomb.

We get signal.

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

What!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME!

HAHAHA!

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Never mind, I'm not gonna write this story. I don't have the time while I'm writing the Fall of Radiance. Maybe later. But here's the cool intro I made:

SPAM WARS

Epic Music

It is a period of civil war. Ultima spamships, striking from a

hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil FE4 Thread.

During the battle, Ultima spies managed to steal secret plans to the

FE4 Thread's ultimate weapon, the SPAM Star, an armored space station

with enough power to destroy an entire thread.

Pursued by the FE4 Thread's sinister agents, Prince Ragnell races home

aboard his spamship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his

people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

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Never mind, I'm not gonna write this story. I don't have the time while I'm writing the Fall of Radiance. Maybe later. But here's the cool intro I made:

SPAM WARS

Epic Music

It is a period of civil war. Ultima spamships, striking from a

hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil FE4 Thread.

During the battle, Ultima spies managed to steal secret plans to the

FE4 Thread's ultimate weapon, the SPAM Star, an armored space station

with enough power to destroy an entire thread.

Pursued by the FE4 Thread's sinister agents, Prince Ragnell races home

aboard his spamship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his

people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I wanna be Leia. You can be Luke. Hanz has dibs on Han Solo. Who wants to be Vader?

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I was thinking Darth Dayek or Darth Ishtar had a nice ring (Lyle isn't a huge fan of Ultima and Ishtar made FE4). But that's up to them, I don't know. Of course Ishtar would be more Palpatine-ish, since he made FE4 Thread. I'd be Vader, but I've never played FE4 so I doubt I'd be fighting for them.

Gheb for Jabba!!!!!!

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I was thinking Darth Dayek or Darth Ishtar had a nice ring (Lyle isn't a huge fan of Ultima and Ishtar made FE4). But that's up to them, I don't know. Of course Ishtar would be more Palpatine-ish, since he made FE4 Thread. I'd be Vader, but I've never played FE4 so I doubt I'd be fighting for them.

Gheb for Jabba!!!!!!

Darth Fia. Since that's her first name on the internet. If you're gonna do it, don't go doin' it wrong.

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I have proved religion.

He is my proof. If a man has a penis, that sticks out of the body, and body is 0, so a penis is 1. If the body is 0, and a penis is 1, then a vagina, which sticks inside the body, is -1, and if a penis, 1, plus a vagina, -1, makes a child, which can be a boy or a girl, which respectively are 1 and -1. This means that science and fact are false, because 1 + -1= 0, not 1 or -1. So unless everybody is just a patch of skin down there, we are made by something other than science, because science says that 1 + -1 = 0.

Fear me.

(this is a joke btw, that is why it is in ultima)

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