DisobeyedCargo Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but it's due to an experimental drug that kills you i wish I could git gud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Granted but you can't do anything else I wish I had the echoes dlc Edited December 13, 2017 by Pengaius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but you don't have Echoes. I wish that I could stop being a lazy piece of shit that turns assignments in late, forgets to put my name on things, procrastinates and lies, while still having free time for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartozio Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, you are now a lazy nice guy who turns in assignments late, forgets to put his name on things, procrastinates and lies. I wish my sleep schedule was normal again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted! But your sleep is filled with dreams of women who lead you along with words of love and then crush your heart with a single cruel blow! I wish I had friends IRL instead of having to waste my time here with all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartozio Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but all your friends do is make fun of you and try to lead you astray in life. So you basicly met all of us in IRL. I wish I had a well paying job that doesn't rob me of my free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted! You are now a criminal who robs others of what they have earned through hard work and effort! I wish I had a smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but it breaks the next day. I wish that could have a lifetime supply of Coca-Cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted! You drink too much and your heart explodes. I wish that I had Mario Odyssey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartozio Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Granted! Your game is bugged to the point of being unplayable though. I wish I was good at anything I did. 32 minutes ago, SullyMcGully said: Granted! You are now a criminal who robs others of what they have earned through hard work and effort! This sounds like my dream job, thanks man :P Edited December 13, 2017 by Bartozio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but you end up having cancer instead I wish that I could have a girlfriend How original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but she's the worst type of yandere, so if you even think about breaking up with her, or talk with another woman (even if it's your mother or sister or someone), don't expect to be physically safe from her. Also, she's a stalker, so say goodbye to your privacy. I wish I could turn invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted, but it's permanent i wish i had more money, acquired through legal and moral means that won't disappear at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Granted, but it's just a one dollar bill. Now you have "more" money! I wish I had a Switch and Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Edited December 13, 2017 by Rex Glacies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted! But the electricity goes out at your house so you can't charge it. I wish it was warmer where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but it lasts for 20 minutes. I wish that I was a administrator at Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but you can only edit the WikiCommons section, and not the main site. Have fun! I wish that my 3DS had an infinite battery life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but now you can only play Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation on it. I wish I could hack the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but you have really, really bad internet connection. I wish I could create clones of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but they are evil clones that want to kill you i wish that net neutrality will be saved today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Granted, but Donald Trump stops it after a month. I wish someone posted in the thread Post a fact about the person above thread so I can post there. Edited December 14, 2017 by Megalodon966 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but the mods delete it I wish I could find kneecap rocks easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted but you lost them after finding them. I wish the Nintendo Switch was cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted! It is now cheap, and therefore breaks as cheap things often do. I wish acne didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but the Shingles virus replaces Acme. I wish that people would stop complaining about Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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