IceBrand Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Considering everything this man has done in his life, you think something as simple as a rod would be nothing to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 anybody would get distracted by link's rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 You'd think something as simple as a net would be nothing to Agahnim, yet the bug catching net can reflect his magic. It's Zelda. Don't bother trying to make sense out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 You'd think something as simple as a net would be nothing to Agahnim, yet the bug catching net can reflect his magic.And the nightmare-style agnahim can have his magic reflected by a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex95 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Or why as powerful an energy blast that Phantom Ganon sends out can be deflected by a simple and fragile glass bottle? Zelda logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 In other words, screw the master sword and fight evil with whatever everyday junk you happen to have on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 18, 2016 Author Share Posted July 18, 2016 In other words, screw the master sword and fight evil with whatever everyday junk you happen to have on hand. So I can beat Ganon with a used condom I found in the trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midori Mage Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 If you believe hard enough then yeah dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Too bad they haven't invented condoms in hyrule (?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCProductions Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 anybody would get distracted by link's rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Masters Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) "It's the final stand. You're the root of all evil, reborn in human flesh, a thieves King ruling over your female people, vanished to a place of eternal darkness where you aquired godlike powers. You have the most powerful relic on the world in your right hand. After hours of fighting against a legendary warrior who's guided by light and has the only weapon that can kill you, you decide to cut the bullshit and have a 1 v 1 with the ultimate manly skill. A swordfight for the ages. You charge against your dreaded enemy, who stands where he is, defiantly. And as you raise your mighty sword to unload its terrible blow, the boy in front of you takes out a fishing rod..." "What the fuck..." Edited July 18, 2016 by Riptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 "It's the final stand. You're the root of all evil, reborn in human flesh, a thieves King ruling over your female people, vanished to a place of eternal darkness where you aquired godlike powers. You have the most powerful relic on the world in your right hand. After hours of fighting against a legendary warrior who's guided by light and has the only weapon who can kill you, you decide to cut the bullshit and have a 1 v 1 with the ultimate manly skill. A swordfight for the ages. You charge against your dreaded enemy, who stands where he is defiantly. And as you raise your mighty sword to unload its terrible blow, the boy in front of you takes out a fishing rod..." "What the fuck..." That makes sense. ^-^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 "It's the final stand. You're the root of all evil, reborn in human flesh, a thieves King ruling over your female people, vanished to a place of eternal darkness where you aquired godlike powers. You have the most powerful relic on the world in your right hand. After hours of fighting against a legendary warrior who's guided by light and has the only weapon that can kill you, you decide to cut the bullshit and have a 1 v 1 with the ultimate manly skill. A swordfight for the ages. You charge against your dreaded enemy, who stands where he is, defiantly. And as you raise your mighty sword to unload its terrible blow, the boy in front of you takes out a fishing rod..." "What the fuck..." It's one of the key humanizing moments. Even the Dark Lord himself is not immune to the allure of outrageous weapon choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) So I can beat Ganon with a used condom I found in the trash?Forget Ganon. I'd highly recommend rethinking your entire life if you're considering looking through the trash for used condoms. Edited July 18, 2016 by Mr. Poopybutthole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 the Zelda devs have a sense of humor it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 anybody would get distracted by link's rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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