Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Chapter 1 (Ostia-Two days after the Death of Sakurai) Lilina: Meta-Knight it is good to see you as always. Meta: It's been to long...So how is Lord Eliwood in his old age? Lilina: Same as ever, he does worry about Roy, do you know where he went? Meta: Yes...I do... Lilina: He's dead... Meta: I always sucked at lying... Lilina: When he left last month I knew he wouldn't come back... Meta: I'm sorry...Lilina... Lilina: How did he... Meta: He was murdered by a Subspace operative named Hikarusa, Lilina: Was it painful... Meta: Excruciating. Lilina: ... Meta: I'm sorry... Lilina: Meta... Meta: Yes? Lilina: The night Roy left.... Meta: What? Lilina: MK...I'm pregnant. Meta: Roy? Lilina: Yes... Meta: I'm sorry... Lilina: I somehow knew I wouldn't see him again... Meta: I...it's my fault...I recruited him after the war in Bern...it was my fault...Don't blame him, or yourself...blame me. Lilina: You know that's bull. Meta: Sometimes bull is the only way to live with yourself.... ____________________________________________________ (SSE HQ-10 Years Later) Music: Lyle: Alright, send Bomberman and Max to Fortuna to check on the Aparoid rebellion, and have Ironman go to the ARK and deal with the Aliens who are using it as a base. Lucario: What about the slave trade on Kashyyk? Lyle: Send Silver... Lucario: Silver Surfer or Silver the Hedgehog? Lyle: Both. Lucario: Yes sir. Lyle: Also that Team Rocket base isn't going to nuke itself, I've had Ray 01 on this for weeks. Lucario: You had Ray MK III on the Rocket Base, Ray 01 was dealing with the Chaos Marines on Final Destination. Lyle: Oh yeah, What about Hank? Lucario: I sent him to deal with the T-Virus outbreak in Canada. Lyle: Wait, I though Kennedy wanted that assignment? Lucario: He got a lead on Ashley Graham, he went to some dump in Spain to check it out. Lyle: Good....Is that all. Lucario: For the moment... Lyle: When Meta gave me a job as head of the SSE I didn't know how much work it would be... Lucario: Yeah...The jobs a bitch....but you gotta love it... Lyle: Thanks,,,Now get outta here, I'm getting an Aura contact high just from you being in the room. Lucario: Yes sir... *Branded Enters* Lyle: Branded back from Europe already? Branded: Right, I shut down those Xbox smugglers and made Rare make a new Bond game. Lyle: Great, Alright, there are Terrorists using Wii's as the bases of super nuke launchers. Branded: Alright, I'll get on that right after I finish with the slave traders on Tellius Lyle: Say hi to Princess if you run into her... Branded: I will, but....what makes you think I will run into her? Lyle: Didn't I say, Crown Prince Zero of the new Bird Tribe is one of the captured slaves.... Branded: Knowing Princess she probably blazed all hast into his rescue... Lyle: That means you'll have to save her to... Branded: I'd be happy to. Lyle: Somehow I knew you'd... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uozey7q7fjI Branded: What is it? Lyle: Turrets!!! *BOOOM* *An explosion knocks off the side of the building* Lyle: *Draws Sword* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!!!! *A Hooded figure walks in* ???: Move *Cough* aside, were not here *Cough* for you... Lyle: You blew up my office so...I think otherwise. ???: *Pulls out a Lightsaber* Lyle: Wow...usually it's four whole minutes into the negotiation before that happens. ???: *Kicks Lyle away with Bird like feet* Branded: Alright who are you? ???: You don't recognize me? *Throws off Robe* Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TADm7ZufrA0 Lyle: General Grievous... Branded: What do you want? Grievous: I want your secret weapon....your Branded Blade... Branded: You idiot....Branded isn't a weapon it's a person, ME! Grievous: Exactly.... Branded: Leave the SSE....I will come with you...just cease your assault on SSE Forces... Grievous: Done. Lyle: Blade.... Branded: Lyle...it's me. Lyle(In his thoughts): A Star Wars reference....That's SSE code for....IT'S A TRAP!!!! Branded: Lyle....it's me ;) Grievous: Gay marriage is still illegal on Uta-Pu...now move it. To be Continued... Edited October 24, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 nice opening. FOr some reason the: "silver surfer or silver the hedgehog" made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Gah! MASU! I almost got first reply.. Nice dude! Pretty epic introduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 nice opening. FOr some reason the:"silver surfer or silver the hedgehog" made me lol It was meant to XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 you bitch! You posted yours like 1 minute after mine ROY DIED. :'( XDD Yeah, like I said. Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 No thoughts on Grievous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Grevious is just too sexy to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 can i be in it this time *begs and shows a picture of super baby mutilated onto a fence post* that better??? also nice opener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 New chapter tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Awesome. Can't wait for my EPIC APPEARANCE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 When do I come? *Waits for next chapter, sitting in the writing section and wondering where Gatrie went* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Nice opening episode! =D But one question, Is Zero laguz or beorc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Awesome. Can't wait for my EPIC APPEARANCE. me to, i want to see how he kills me off this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) Am I in this one? I know its a sequel but.... I really liked this one, it made me laugh A LOT. The first few lines were all LOLS Edited October 15, 2008 by Ocelot the Viper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 Nice opening episode! =DBut one question, Is Zero laguz or beorc? Genetic Laguz. me to, i want to see how he kills me off this time You will see. Am I in this one? I know its a sequel but....I really liked this one, it made me laugh A LOT. The first few lines were all LOLS 1. Yes you will be here. 2. Thanks, (Even Roy dying?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Genetic Laguz.You will see. 1. Yes you will be here. 2. Thanks, (Even Roy dying?) Ah, Genetic Laguz....Ok, I'll send you his info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 Chapter 2 (Corneria-Bar) Fox: Another one please. Falco: Alright gimme your keys. Fox: No. ???: You Star Fox? Fox: Yeah? ???: Then die. Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKwRLpXnR9o Fox: *Tries the Fox Illusion and runs right into a wall* Falco: This is why we don't drink before flying. *Reaches for his Gun* ???: *Pulls out the BFG from Doom* Falco: Who the hell are you? ???: Hello... Falco: No what's your name? ???: Hello. Falco: Alright, Hi my name is Falco what is yours? ???: HELLO!!! Falco: You know I was just stalling you now. ???: What the- *BANG* Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt1Y-mzyalE Falco: Thanks man, that conversation was getting boring. Gatrie: No problem man. Falco: Yo, Gatrie where can I reach you if I'm in a pinch? Gatrie: They call me Gattleing now.... __________________________________ (Grevious's Ship-Bridge) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TADm7ZufrA0 Grevious: Make way to Tellius. Battle Droid: Yes sir. Branded: Where the hell are you takeing me? Grevious: Show me your mark... Branded: Mark? Grevious: The Mark, the Mark that shows you for what you are! Branded: What am I Grevious, I'd REALLY like to know. Grevious: You are a Branded...WHERE IS YOUR MARK!!!! Branded: You know, Lyle told me about the War your fighting, you seem to be in the right side. Grevious: this is not about the war... Branded: Then why are you kidnapping me? Grevious: JUST SHOW ME THE MARK!!!!! Branded: Sorry to disappoint, but I'm all human. Grevious: Take him to the bridge.... Battle Droid: Yes sir. ____________________________________________ (Unholy Duo Dude HQ) Music: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/10586 Matt: *Bangs Head* ???: Excuse me sir. Matt: *Bangs Head* ???: *Turns off Matt's stereo* Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPGA_9eevA ???: I have a job for you. Matt: I'll take it. ???: Do you even want to know what the job is? Matt: No. ???: Good, Meet me in Norfair. Matt: How should I arm myself? ???: Heavily. Matt: Alright...say what is your name? ???: Grevious... To be Continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Oh boy, I make an appearance, and then without anyone even knowing my name, I die <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 Oh boy, I make an appearance, and then without anyone even knowing my name, I die <_< Your not dead, you've just been shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) Damn. Edited October 15, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) Damnit... Edited October 15, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 that was good, wait......matt is evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 that was good,wait......matt is evil? You'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 You'll see. or will I???? *never goes back to topic again* ha 10 minutes latter *goes to topic* damn..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Ooh! I'm exciting...sort of. *Sits down in topic with a beer waiting for next chapter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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