Devdan's Life Story

[Kintenbo]

Yeah, I'm going to write me a story real quick. I'm bored, and need to get this out of my system. It's going to be short, but whatever. In this story, it's first/third (since Devdan talks in third person) person, and Devdan is the narator.

Muaharheeho, hello there little ones! Devdan, who some would call Devdan, others Danved, and others a Receses Cup, wishes to tell you a tale! Now sit back and relax as Devdan tells you his life's story!

You see, Devdan was born in the middle of a sunny park on a rainy afternoon. Devdan's mama was sort of drunk, so she decided to just sit on a bench to let Devdan out into the world! Devdan was quite a fiesty little baby, since Devdan jumped right out of mommy's tummy! That was when she and daddy realized Devdan was bound for amazing things!

When Devdan was just a little boy, he'd talk to the trees. The trees loved polictics, and liked to poke fun at the Senators. Devdan learned words like gay, which was used to describe Valtome, fat, which was used to describe Oliver, and mean, which was used to describe Lekain. Back then, Devdan had no idea who those guys were, but Devdan would find out.

When Devdan was a teen, Devdan found his bestest buddy, Nadved. Now, he may seem like a simple piece of paper, but Nadved talks to Devdan. Nadved liked to tell jokes! That's where Devdan learned his originallity!

Now Devdan is a full grown man, and these events take place shortly where you kiddos first see Devdan. Devdan was walking on a rainbow when Devdan saw some flowers. Now Devdan LOOOOOVES flowers, and Devdan decided to go say hi. Devdan was having quite a nice conversation, until some beautiful fatman showed up.

"Oh my, you must be cold, come inside!" offered the fat man.

"Ok, Devdan is bored anyway", said Devdan.

In the mansion, Devdan and the fat man created all sorts of things. We created animals, we created music, we even created this object called the telephone! The telephone broke on us, though. We were inspired, then some guys came into the mansion. The fat man panicked and Devdan heard the sound of fighting.

Devdan was ready for action, until Devdan saw a girl. This girl was a brown haired girly with a small skirt. Now don't think Devdan's a pedophile, but she looked swell! Devdan decided to desert the mansion and come along with her and her brother's group of soldiers.

Devdan wound up fighting against Daein in some sort of war. In that war, Devdan met a sad girl with a teapot on her head. Devdan tried to cheer her up, but she was scared. Devdan decided to make up a sad story to help motivate her to smile, but it made things worse. She eventually smiled, which made Devdan smile.

Devdan also met this fiery little mage boy. He was very rushful. Devdan taught him the ways of wise fighting. Devdan was only making the stuff up on the top of Devdan's head. It still helped the kiddo.

Then Devdan decided to go introduce people to Nadved. I met this big man who underestimated Nadved's intellegence. He eventually made friends with him, though. Devdan was pleased to see that Nadved was getting along.

Three years after the Daein War, Devdan became Danved and help prevent a civil war in Crimea. Danved managed to trick the big man into thinking Danved was really named Danved. Danved said Danved fights like 10 men. After the mission was succesful, Danved took some time off.

Danved had a party with a fellow oranged armored man. He was a doofy man with pink hair. His sister couldn't stand the pink haired man. We eventually made her sing the alphabet, which enlightened her. Danved likes such things.

Now, Begnion was beginning to get into Crimea's business. Danved and some Crimeans had to stop some Begnion thugs from burning villages. Then we got involved with a big war.

For some reason, everyone except Danved's compainions got turned into stone. Danved decided to go to Ashera's place to go beat her up. Unfortunately, only Ike could beat Ashera. That didn't make Danved very happy, but whatever. Danved became Devdan again and became an entertainer.

Devdan can't remember much after that, Devdan is getting sort of senile.

The End

Edited October 16, 2008 by Pico

[Mufasa]

I didn't get a chance to read it yet. But this is an awesome idea dude.

+170 cool points to Pico.

[Solanum Tuberosum]

EPIC W1N

Excellent Devdanish view o.O

[HowAreYaBud]

This is awesome.

[Ether]

EPIC FUXIN W1N!!!Awesome pico

OVER 9000! cool points for Pico