KliffIsTheOG Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Every day, I wake up to use my Peloton to display my athletic abilities to the world. This is what I woke up for. Afterwards, I check the stock prices of gold and silver, which I have invested in with the help of Monex and Rosland Capital (It can go up by 50% this year!). After receiving my financial compensation due to asbestos related Mesothelioma, I take a look at how much money my AAG reverse mortgage is saving me (I know that you're probably thinking that it's just a way for the bank to get my house, but it isn't. I did my homework). Over the next 15 minutes, I save 15% or more on my car insurance as I drive my Giulia to work as my senses awake. At work, I am treated right by my SHRM certified company. After work, I always like to talk at length to my friends about my new Liberator Medical catheter, which I use every day to create a smooth and uniform stream when taking a leak. Yesterday, I was hit by a car, at which point I called the number 444-4444 in order to contact William Mattar. Then selecting a hospital, I said "I'm ready. Take me to Crouse". As I was lying on my bed, my children used my all new ultra powerful Taclight to put on one last puppet show. That's right. It is very unlikely that I will be able to live on this earth much longer, but I am glad that I found health, wealth, love, and happiness using the 5 proven steps of Tai Lopez. I think that I will just stop this post now, as I rest on my MyPillow and drift into the greatest sleep of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk King Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, KliffIsTheOG said: Yesterday, I was hit by a car, at which point I called the number 444-4444 in order to contact William Mattar. You should have called 888-8888. Celino and Barnes are way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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