Interdimensional Observer Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 *Walks outside this morning and sees something laying on the ground at my feet.* Mila's Turnwheel? Awesome! *Car passes by and speeds through a puddle, covering me in water.* Welp, here goes! *Is suddenly no longer wet, takes a few steps back and watches as the same car as before passes by and creates a splash that doesn't hit me this time.* Yay! I'll totally find loads of uses for this in my daily life. Plus as long as I have my mini Mila statue and always carry a cheap vodka-filled water bottle, I'll never run out of uses. Breakfast time! Shall I have four pieces of toast or two? Decisions, decisions... oh I know! *Devours two pieces of toast.* Turnwheel time! *Time is rewound to just I have finished buttering the toast. I then devour it again.* Just as buttery with the same hint of cinnamon as the first time around, plus I haven't actually consumed any extra fat or calories! Paradise! I must spread the marvelous wonders of the Turnwheel to others! *Spending the next 20 years figuring out how to mass manufacture the Turnwheel and spread them through the universe. I then turnwheel back 20 years and finish mass producing Turnwheels within a week after me stumbling upon it.* For all the people of SF- take your Turnwheels and go crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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claire Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 really confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 i take the turnwheel in my hands and destroy it man was never meant to hold this power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellAether776 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Integrity said: i take the turnwheel in my hands and destroy it man was never meant to hold this power Noooooo, you wouldn't dare =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Kira taught me that messing with the flow of time is only asking to get ORAORAORA'd by a Joestar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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