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2 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

I couldn't find anything on this Japan-only Black/White double entendre on the Ferris Wheel rides in Nimbasa City that Bulbapedia says is a thing though.

Pretty sure that was the sequels it was in.

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1 hour ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

Are you implying that people in the current Pokemon world are stupider than they used to be?

Note that the generation that told us this was the 4th Gen, the same that gave us Lopunny. 

Lopunny

Bounce Lopunny Bounce! But don't forget the Magic Coat! Be ready to Endure what's coming your way. And if you don't like it, you can give me a little Dizzy Punch, I don't mind getting confused by you.

 

Don't worry, you're safe. Things that are small and non-humanoid (and small things that are humanoid, but immature- like Smoochum and Magby), are not on my date list. In fact, if a Magby or Smoochum or something immature of mind is on your date list, something is wrong with you and to be on the safe side, you will be registered to the list of known Pokemon sex offenders and monitored from here on out.

 

By the way, anyone know where I can find a Tyranitar with Unnerve instead of Sand Stream? The idea of wearing protective clothing from the whirling sands kills the mood, and opting to go without said clothing is going to hurt so wrong. If I can't find one I like, I guess I'll have to truly embrace love and get used to the gradual HP depletion. Or do a little Rain Dance.

Better than wooing a Slugma or Muk at least. I know someone who dated a Victreebel once, they had to check into a Pokemon Center a few days later, and no, it wasn't Pokerus.

Goshdangit, even when sounding semi-disturbing you also somehow manage to be clever. What the heck, man? Also, I'll consider answering this - Never thought about the question before.

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1 hour ago, Nym said:

We are both on the Field Group... so...

But wait, what do you mean create? We don't know where eggs come from, silly eclipse.

When a male Pokemon and a female Pokemon in the daycare center love each other very much. . .

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If this weren't FFTF, I would have been all mad and NOPE NOT OK

Even still, you put it a bit too articulate for me not to feel unnerved (ha?). Funnily in hindsight, this isn't the first time I've seen someone try something like this. Course it wasn't here and they got banned.

As to the question in the OP, still nope.

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5 hours ago, Herald Merkabah said:

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Don't ask. This is a haven for us.... Sometimes we need someone to tell our fantasies to, And I will proudly state that I am aroused by Liligant. Stand Proud with me Brothers and Sisters!

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