Hanz Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I am in search for a new Sith Apprentice. Those interested apply below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 ME! PLEASE CHOOSE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I'm down. I mean, I know there are others. But I'll throw my hat into the ring. So long as you don't take just anyone. One should have to prove themselves worthy of being the apprentice to Hanz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 What qualifies each of you to become a Dark Lord of the Sith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I killed my own family to be a dark sith once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I would like to be a dark lord of the sith. What qualifies me is that I have chlorine in my blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 (edited) What qualifies each of you to become a Dark Lord of the Sith? INTELLIGENT! EVIL! LOYAL! POWERFUL! GIVE ME THE ORDERS AND I SHALL OBEY! Edited November 4, 2008 by Luxord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 What qualifies each of you to become a Dark Lord of the Sith? Hm. Good question. Well, Jedi sicken me. The fact that the force themselves to hide thier emotions seems to deny what makes them human. And then they claim that sith are evil. Being sith does not mean you are forced to be evil. It simply is a difference in battle style. As for me, I believe emotions are important to have, but they should not blind you in battle. They should assist you. Jedi avoid battle because they fear it. I also try to avoid conflict, but if it is unavoidable I will not run. I'll enjoy the thrill. Even if death is the cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Impressive...most impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Impressive...most impressive. INTELLIGENT! EVIL! LOYAL! POWERFUL!GIVE ME THE ORDERS AND I SHALL OBEY! Plus I didn't say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Plus I didn't say that. Well, all that matters is Hanz orders are completed without fail. I will complete all your mission with success! Hanz you need someone who can the job done and not to disobey your orders. Can you really trust Lyle? He sounds like a stinky Jedi to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 God dammit Hanz! I was gonna recruit an evil apprentice too! >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Only if I can kill you later to usurp your role. Perhaps even steal your power, though I'm not sure if the Jedi are anything like the people of Highlander. Though I think those are standard contractual gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 God dammit Hanz! I was gonna recruit an evil apprentice too!>:( Hm. If this is true, I might have to resign from Hanz and join you instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Hm. If this is true, I might have to resign from Hanz and join you instead.... See Hanz a sign of disloyalty! See can you trust him now, this guy takes sides! Who knows he may turn against you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 See Hanz a sign of disloyalty!See can you trust him now, this guy takes sides! Who knows he may turn against you! Hm. Perhaps I should ditch both ideas and search for an evil assistant as well. But to prevent another series of fad topics I'll refrain from doing so. I'll just employ Zero. No topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 I actually quite like it. Openly voicing potential treachery without fear of reprisal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 That would leave me right ;) I will follow all your orders! FAILURE WILL NOT BE AN OPTION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I like Marvel, am I qualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I actually quite like it. Openly voicing potential treachery without fear of reprisal. It seems Hanz has already made his choice, and is just justifying his apprentice's actions. Perhaps I shouldn't be your apprentice, but your partner Hanz. Of course you would get the final descision on everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Two Sith and a legion of Dark Acolytes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Two Sith and a legion of Dark Acolytes. Sounds divine. Well, evilly divine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I'm in if it's not filled already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Two Sith and a legion of Dark Acolytes. I dunno what you're talking about but me and my boys are gonna do our own thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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