Terrador Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I've been holding doors open and buying single red roses for girls for years and not one of them has slept with me. I'm out of ideas.does anyone else know how to obtain a human person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 insulting them usually works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Have you tried not making it glaringly obvious that you're only doing these things because you want to sleep with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricaofRenais Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Well as a girl my advice would be to be yourself and find someone you connect with, if I don't connect with someone then the relationship will end. Also if sex is all you want out of the relationship it can be a turn off for the other person, opening doors and buying flowers is fine but they need to mean something other then just trying to get what you want. Just act normally if you are faking the way you are it will drive the person away, if you are not happy with who you are then it is even harder for someone else to like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Not sure if serious or joke topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: Have you tried not making it glaringly obvious that you're only doing these things because you want to sleep with them? Already part of the game plan, bro. I figure if I want to sleep with them I shouldn't ask them directly or let them cotton on, I should wait for them to ask me. There's one girl I've been waiting on for 29 mo. now and I'm starting to think she won't come around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claire Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just turn gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Terrador said: Already part of the game plan, bro. I figure if I want to sleep with them I shouldn't ask them directly or let them cotton on, I should wait for them to ask me. There's one girl I've been waiting on for 29 mo. now and I'm starting to think she won't come around... If you're actually in a relationship with someone, there's nothing wrong with asking if they want to sleep with you. Many girls want the guy to make the first move in that department. If you've just been waiting to actually go out on a date with someone for 29 months, it's time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 wait, really???? shit, I thought that was because they had bigger dicks than me if you don't have ten inches why even compete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 do i have to kinkshame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 I ain't paying you shit also will you fuck me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Yeah, definitely a joke topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite Dreams Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Not sure if serious or joke topic That was my thought exactly. 9 minutes ago, Terrador said: wait, really???? shit, I thought that was because they had bigger dicks than me if you don't have ten inches why even compete ... Okay, definitely a joke topic. Edit: Rezzy, looks like I posted this about a second after you! Hahaha. Edited March 5, 2018 by Infinite Dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ...someone's been playing too many hentai dating sims... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, shezzy said: this, nothing turns women on harder then treating them like shit, this is why the dumb “jock” types tend to get all the girls at school I knew Roosh V was right!!! it's fftf nerds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 if I could be satisfied by hentai dating sims what would I need real women for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Give them a life stone (x1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkDestr0yer61 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 57 minutes ago, claire said: Just turn gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) Well, first of all, clone your X chromosome an incubate it. Be sure to duplicate it or else it may develop Turner Syndrome, if it doesn't outright die. Alternatively, you can clone your Y chromosome as well but extract the SRY gene beforehand. Repeat however many times you want, and done. That's how you make girls like you. And congrats in becoming a father, in that case. ... what...? Edited March 5, 2018 by Acacia Sgt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arden88888 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 just show devotion, like Orson who never lets anyone get between him and his dead good wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Chen said: Give them a life stone (x1) what if she asks for 50000 macca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 17 minutes ago, Nobody said: what if she asks for 50000 macca? Comply >Do not comply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr L is Link Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) Girls love it when you stand next to them and slay someone with your weapon. So hot! After the battle, try talking to her. Repeat 4 times. Congrats, you got laid. Also, thanks for the free karma for me to reap on r/niceguys. Edited March 6, 2018 by Mr L is Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperIb Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I heard if you take out your dreamcast controller and input the following command, all female units within a 10-yard radius will instantly turn to you to be their boyfriend. The code is this: START, A, B, B, X, Y, UP, UP, LEFT, RIGHT, START My uncle, like, works at Nintendo, so you can trust me with this. (ecks-dee!1!!_) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. Show them your anime and katana and anime collection. 2. Shower them with gifts of Mountain Dew and Doritos. 3. Give'm the old tip of your fedora while a addressing them as mi'lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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