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1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 

2. No making incest jokes about Eirika and Ephraim. That's disgusting.

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21 minutes ago, FRZNHeir said:

1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 

2. No making incest jokes about Eirika and Ephraim. That's disgusting.

Damn it you stole mine!

 

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1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Damn it you stole mine!

 

7. Ewan, no using magic inside please. Your last "trick" almost burned your sister's dancing clothes to a crisp, along with Amelia's lance. 

1 minute ago, Glaceon Mage said:

6. Painting in battle is not allowed, yes Forde, that means you.

8. Sleeping on the battlefield is also not allowed. Once again Forde, that means you

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11. Dolza, no enabling Ewan's crazy ideas. They are impractical and we only have so many Pegasi. We would like to know where they are at all times.

12. Colm and Rennac are not allowed to interact without multiple other parties present. Too many things end up stolen.

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13. L'Arachel, your staves do a lot less damage to the various monsters we fight than you might think. Please stay in formation.

14. Just because you can take on a small (or large) army on your own doesn't mean you should. We don't need to buy 20000g more of Javelins, Seth.

15. 14 also applies to you Ephraim. We understand that you only fight battles that you can win, but that doesn't mean you ALWAYS should fight if you think you could win.

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16.   No upskirting Amelia. 

17.   No purposefully triggering Lute's autism.

18.   No asking Artur if gingers have souls.

19.   Do not speak to, work with, or acknowledge Gheb as "His Smexiness" 

20.   Attempting to recruit Gheb is a crime punishable by being thrown in an unguarded prison cell--with Gheb.


 

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23. Do not attempt to break up an argument between Innes and Ephraim, if you value your limbs. 
24. Sir Garcia and Dolza are not allowed to spar unsupervised, and they must only use weapons they are trained with. 

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25. Quit asking Franz to make pouches for you. He only has so much time in a day, and he needs to train, eat, and sleep. 

26. No making fun of Amelia if she trips while training. She is a small girl, so her lance might be a bit heavy. Remember, you all were new at one point in time.

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33. Erika is not to be trusted with the convoy after the incident with the sacred stone. We know you mean well, but at this point you're practically begging for thieves to target you.

34. Myrrh is to be removed from the front lines unless we're actually in need of a dragon. She doesn't have that many uses on her dragonstone!

35. Do not attempt to make sexual advances on Lute. If she "kills you with love", that's your fault!

36. Tethys, please stop treating Arthur like a child. Arthur, please put up with Tethys, we need another dancer for the "bard train".

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37. No Eirika, employing every thief we catch (in response to rule 33) is not a sensible nor possible option. Colm and Rennac had their own circumstances for joining. 
38. Please keep all Dragon/Wyrm slayers away from Myrrh. 

On 3/6/2018 at 9:15 AM, FRZNHeir said:

1. No more gambling with Joshua. We don't need to bankrupt multiple nations because he feels the need to make bets. 

39. In light of recent events, gambling with L'Arachel is also banned. Even while cheating, Joshua lost. What chance do you think you have?

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40. The devil lies and his bargains are false. Please do not sell your soul to Fomortiis in exchange for unholy might, dominion over demonkind, sexual potency, or insane guitar shredding skills.

41.  Whipping the piss out of a dude and aura-nuking him until he pukes up tomelight is not a proven method of removing demons. No amateur exorcisms, please.  Sorry Lyon

42.  Throwing pure water and shouting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" is likewise ill-advised. You're wasting perfectly good pure water. 

43.  No Slayer. No Dethklok. No Children of Bodom. No heavy metal, black metal, death metal, or grindcore of any kind. No tattoos. No piercings. No chains, collars, or big spiky cod-pieces. You might as well be handing Fomortiis a bag full of steroids and saying: "Here. I want you to have this." 
 

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44. No tormenting Knoll, as his summons attack any perceived threats. We are not responsible for any and all injuries caused by his summons.

45. On that note, Eirika, please return Gleipnir. Knoll needs his tome back.

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