Slumber Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Hawkwing said: *thing* Mancave? I mean, I have my room. Probably no. Own a 4x4? Don't have the room to own one or a space to ride around on one. Cut down a tree? Small one, yes. Own a hammer drill? Those things are dumb and for pussies who don't have the arm strength to use a proper drill. Honestly this should be a check to lose a man point. Nose been broken in a fight? Nope. Pipe or cigar? Smelled a cigar once, that turned me off of them forever, and pipes are the fedora of the smoking world. Own a proper BBQ? You bet. Killed a mammal? By accident, but yes. Saved an animal/kid from a tree? Nope. Boat shoe? Never. Have a hairy chest/back? Nope. Twilight? Yes, but with the Rifftrax over it, so really I'm gonna say no to this. Know how to weld? There's a big range here, but yes. Facial scar? I have 3. Injured lifting something heavy? Biggest one would be a pinched nerve I got from hauling drywall. Been bitten by a snake? Yes, a domestic, non-venemous one. Building? Built two sheds in my life. Meat on a campfire? Yes. Kept a beard for a whole year? Does trimming a 5 o'clock shadow and keeping that for a year count? Probably not. Combat patrol? No. Chainsaw/axe? Both. Knock someone out? Yes. The neighbor from Office Space? No. Killed someone? God no. Sailed across the ocean? No. Own any Medieval Weaponry? Again, I feel like this is one of those uber-virgin things that should cause point deductions. Combat sports? Sure. I used to like UFC and stuff but I stopped being able to get invested, but I still like watching UFC and martial arts matches and stuff. Killed anything with a bow? No. Hate Hipsters? Yes. I feel like this was made by these guys: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Slumber said: I feel like this is one of those uber-virgin things that should cause point deductions. Yeah we figured out the test was broken when it told us @SullyMcGully is the manliest man in Man Town. ---------- Screw it. Lets make our own test.+1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer +2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle ...keep it going.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Jangle Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: Yeah we figured out the test was broken when it told us @SullyMcGully is the manliest man in Man Town. ---------- Screw it. Lets make our own test.+1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer +2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle ...keep it going.... 5, not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I am the antithesis of a man -the woman part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 7 points, nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Boxers. More comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) Don't just rack up your point total--repost and add your own items to the list! Example: +1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer Never Pees sitting down+2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors Has hairy man-ass +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle Has used wild foliage as toilet paper Edited April 19, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Refuses to ask for directions (2 points, I guess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 21 hours ago, Shoblongoo said: Don't just rack up your point total--repost and add your own items to the list! Example: +1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer Never Pees sitting down+2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors Has hairy man-ass +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle Has used wild foliage as toilet paper If you've clogged up a toilet with your poo you're probably over weight or just came off constipation. also drinking straight from the bottle is for either alcoholics or people on camping trips. (I've done it on camping trips and nowhere else) 13 points, plus bonus for having carried two women/girls at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 10:26 AM, Shoblongoo said: The fuck is this--middle school locker room??? I like your schtick. Posting links to S&M anime cons while pretending to be a respectable attorney on a weeb forum. All this while having an Ursaring avi. Kills every time, folks. On 4/18/2018 at 4:48 PM, NinjaMonkey said: I'm sure he's doing fine. After all, there's been no solid proof against him, only "allegations". A potted plant begs to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Charmeleonbrah said: I like your schtick. Posting links to S&M anime cons while pretending to be a respectable attorney on a weeb forum. All this while having an Ursaring avi. Kills every time, folks. A potted plant begs to differ. You do know that the anime/comic/weeb scene and the medieval/steampunk/D&D scene are two completely different things, right? I'm sure there's an S&M anime scene too, but I never got into that shit. (always been more a fan of western fantasy. Fire Emblem is as weeb as i'll go, and a large part of the reason I like Fire Emblem so much is because its classically had that western fantasy feel of knights and lords and dragonslayers to it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: You do know that the anime/comic/weeb scene and the medieval/steampunk/D&D scene are two completely different things, right? I'm sure there's an S&M anime scene too, but I never got into that shit. (always been more a fan of western fantasy. Fire Emblem is as weeb as i'll go, and a large part of the reason I like Fire Emblem so much is because its classically had that western fantasy feel of knights and lords and dragonslayers to it) We shall see. Renaissance fairs are fun to go to, and I did buy an ocarina at one, so I suppose they get some weeb reps for that. I shall see if there's a S&Anime scene soon enough, this summer. Will report baq on my results if I don't get banned by spergs-wasting-hundreds-of-hours-reading-my-troll-posts. For man points, +2 if you own a motorcycle, and an additional +5 if you've built one from scratch. -10 points if you're 50+ and own a Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) +1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer Never Pees sitting down+2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors Has hairy man-ass +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle Has used wild foliage as toilet paper +4 You've given your bros a brojob Edited April 20, 2018 by Nobody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 58 minutes ago, Charmeleonbrah said: We shall see. Renaissance fairs are fun to go to, and I did buy an ocarina at one, so I suppose they get some weeb reps for that. I went to the Renaissance fair and I said to myself: self. today you're going to see a whole bunch of really cool shit you want to buy, but you're only going to by one thing. ONLY one thing. Choose wisely and make it count. ....I bought a viking drinking horn... #GoodLifeChoices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Nobody said: +1 You've clogged a toilet with your Dook You Eat Jack Links Beef Jerky You Keep Condoms in Your Drawer Never Pees sitting down+2 You've drank beer and fried bacon at the same time You've chopped firewood You've gotten a full nights sleep outdoors Has hairy man-ass +3 Your beard is so thick you can't find your chin You've carried a woman in your arms before You drink your whiskey straight from the bottle Has used wild foliage as toilet paper +4 You've given your bros a brojob What's a brojob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 I've created a monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rezzy said: What's a brojob? When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Ronnie said: I've created a monster Its Glorious. 14 minutes ago, Nobody said: When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality. Denied in the entirety. That is Not a Bro Code compliant maneuver. Edited April 20, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I can't tell if this is satire or not https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/mb5avp/i-did-every-cliched-manly-activity-to-see-if-itd-boost-my-testosterone Can we take away his man card, or whatever shred he has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Nobody said: When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality. "Full homo" is what men of power say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 7 hours ago, Charmeleonbrah said: while pretending to be a respectable attorney I don't believe such a thing exists, at least not in reality. Quote A potted plant begs to differ. You've lost me, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I'm afraid of this thread now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Druid Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I prefer Boxer Briefs. The perfect medium. Boxers get riled up and sometimes stick out, and briefs can be tight on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted April 21, 2018 Author Share Posted April 21, 2018 49 minutes ago, Dandy Druid said: I prefer Boxer Briefs. The perfect medium. Boxers get riled up and sometimes stick out, and briefs can be tight on me. Thank you for bringing us back to the purpose of my thread. Y'all other dudes are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 hours ago, NinjaMonkey said: I don't believe such a thing exists, at least not in reality. You've lost me, sorry. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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