Rezzy Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 8:03 AM, Shoblongoo said: Alright 'fess up guys...weirdest pair that you own... ...I have minions... I thought you said you needed to look professional in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I have a pair of boxers with Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 i have a pair of boxer briefs that's like covered in comic book sound effects and clip art graphics that's kind of really awful  but why do you own it ike  this particular print, and none of its identical neighbors, has a fist placed precisely where my wenger likes to sit, with the text BAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I have pokemon boxers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Integrity said: i have a pair of boxer briefs that's like covered in comic book sound effects and clip art graphics that's kind of really awful  but why do you own it ike  this particular print, and none of its identical neighbors, has a fist placed precisely where my wenger likes to sit, with the text BAM tmi bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) On 3/17/2018 at 10:34 AM, Rezzy said: I thought you said you needed to look professional in court. lol I've worn them to court before. Its not like my boxers are popping out in the middle of oral arguments; in any event, the suit jacket covers everything going on around the belt line. Nothing as egregious as high heels or thongs--but on the subject of looks vs. comfort, I will confess that I hate wearing ties and collared shirts. I do it because I'm in a profession where I need to, and I admit, its a sharp look. But to do it right you basically have to set your top button just short of full-on choking yourself, then walk around all day with a noose around your neck. ...which is exactly as comfortable as it sounds...    Edited March 19, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverly Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Oh, so this exists. Boxers hands down. Briefs just feel weird to wear for me, and more often than not they tend give a wicked wedgie.  Sadly, none of my undwear have any designs or patterns to them, so they’re just there to to their duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperIb Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Hmm... Boxers for comfortableness and Briefs, well, certain types at least, for attractiveness. I don't have any fun pairs of either tho... it's really sad. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) On 3/18/2018 at 5:30 AM, Excellen Browning said: tmi bro *checks @Excellen Browning's last post in the women's thread* ...really??? Fist print and a "BAM!" over the wang-holder; that's where you draw the line? Edited March 22, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: *checks @Excellen Browning's last post in the women's thread* ...really??? Fist print and a "BAM!" over the wang-holder; that's where you draw the line? nah, not really. If anything Ike is now obligated to tell us the stories of when he was getting down with someone and he said "BAM!" out loud on every push or when he finished up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 When I was a kid I got a pair of boxers from my relatives that said "Lazy One" on it. Â I've hated them ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited)  On 3/22/2018 at 12:35 PM, Excellen Browning said: nah, not really. If anything Ike is now obligated to tell us the stories of when he was getting down with someone and he said "BAM!" out loud on every push or when he finished up. Peacing out from the women's thread until they're done talking about their smut fics and erotic fire emblem fantasies; the ladies need their privacy. Because I've never written anything implying that Farina had difficulty deepthroating Hector due to his abnormally large dong size. Or that Eliwood almost died the first time he made Ninian "squirt," due to the quirks of ice dragon biology causing him to be impaled through the groin by an icicle spear. ...I have absolutely nothing to contribute to that conversation... Speak freely. You're among men. How in the fivefold fucks did you go into that--situation--not realizing that it was that time???  Edited March 28, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) edit: It was pretty obvious as soon as the panties came off. And I mean, I'm in principle okay with having sex with a woman on her period. Just wish I didn't have to see that ball of whatever it was on my fingers when I pulled them out. In hindsight, she neglected to tell me a lot of things. And that's what killed the relationship Edited March 28, 2018 by Excellen Browning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: edit: It was pretty obvious as soon as the panties came off. And I mean, I'm in principle okay with having sex with a woman on her period. Just wish I didn't have to see that ball of whatever it was on my fingers when I pulled them out. In hindsight, she neglected to tell me a lot of things. And that's what killed the relationship >>>>It was pretty obvious as soon as the panties came off >>>still goes in lol wtf did you think was going to happen Edited March 28, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Look, I was prepared for some blood. Not for a ball of slime and blood and dead skin cells etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: Look, I was prepared for some blood. Not for a ball of slime and blood and dead skin cells etc ...that sounds less like an issue of her neglecting to tell you things, and more like an issue of her reasonably assuming you understood how vaginas work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Excellen Browning said: Look, I was prepared for some blood. Not for a ball of slime and blood and dead skin cells etc Well then, I seemed to have walked in at the wrong time. I'll just see myself out then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 A thread for manly discussion! Oh wait! This isn't manly, it's just gross. Time to change the subject. Fellow men: what's your favorite part to roast on a pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 21 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:  Peacing out from the women's thread until they're done talking about their smut fics and erotic fire emblem fantasies; the ladies need their privacy. Because I've never written anything implying that Farina had difficulty deepthroating Hector due to his abnormally large dong size. Or that Eliwood almost died the first time he made Ninian "squirt," due to the quirks of ice dragon biology causing him to be impaled through the groin by an icicle spear. ...I have absolutely nothing to contribute to that conversation... Speak freely. You're among men. How in the fivefold fucks did you go into that--situation--not realizing that it was that time???  I'm intrigued by this fanfic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rezzy said: I'm intrigued by this fanfic. I'm intrigued for other reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Rezzy said: I'm intrigued by this fanfic. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3734594/10/The-Fire-Emblem-Olympics-2014-Reboot ________________ "...I got this..." Hector took his pitcher. (Yes...a full fucking pitcher...) "You think you can drink boy?" Moulder took his own. "I was swiggin Guinness when  you were suckling at your mother's teet." "YOU'RE GOING DOWN OLD MAN!" Hector hollered like a frat boy and pounded the table. DRINKERS: BEGIN! Hector chugged and chugged and chugged and chugged. "I remember my first beer! You want me to put a nipple on that for you?" Moulder laughed in his face. Hector chugged and chugged and chugged some more."Brewst." Moulder raised his full pitcher when Hector was almost a quarter done...and finished before Hector hit the halfway mark...WINNER: MAGVEL "What the fuck was that!" Farina demanded. "Against a PRIEST!?" "He's some kind of Irish super-priest..." Hector gasped and belched and shook off the beer rush. "...He's the strongest priest in the world..." Moulder bwahaha'd and left the stage. ________________ ELIBE v. MAGVEL: CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH "Another Betty fixin' to beat me at the game of drink," Moulder was surprised to find it was not Hector, but Farina, who challenged him. "Its rainin' chancers today!" "There are two things you should know before I kick your ass," Farina tightened her headband. "Hector is hung like a horse, and the throat muscles that you use to chug are the same muscles that you use to..."DRINKERS: BEGIN! Farina took the round. Handily.  ___________  2 hours ago, SullyMcGully said: Fellow men: what's your favorite part to roast on a pig? Any part that can be cut into bacon strips! But it is manlier to fry then to roast. And manliest to do it over an open campfire with beer-in-hand. ...but I like where your head is is at...good initiative! Man up brothers!!! This thread is about to go balls-deep. Edited March 29, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 23 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:  Peacing out from the women's thread until they're done talking about their smut fics and erotic fire emblem fantasies; the ladies need their privacy. Because I've never written anything implying that Farina had difficulty deepthroating Hector due to his abnormally large dong size. Or that Eliwood almost died the first time he made Ninian "squirt," due to the quirks of ice dragon biology causing him to be impaled through the groin by an icicle spear. ...I have absolutely nothing to contribute to that conversation... Speak freely. You're among men. How in the fivefold fucks did you go into that--situation--not realizing that it was that time???   1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3734594/10/The-Fire-Emblem-Olympics-2014-Reboot ________________ "...I got this..." Hector took his pitcher. (Yes...a full fucking pitcher...) "You think you can drink boy?" Moulder took his own. "I was swiggin Guinness when  you were suckling at your mother's teet." "YOU'RE GOING DOWN OLD MAN!" Hector hollered like a frat boy and pounded the table. DRINKERS: BEGIN! Hector chugged and chugged and chugged and chugged. "I remember my first beer! You want me to put a nipple on that for you?" Moulder laughed in his face. Hector chugged and chugged and chugged some more."Brewst." Moulder raised his full pitcher when Hector was almost a quarter done...and finished before Hector hit the halfway mark...WINNER: MAGVEL "What the fuck was that!" Farina demanded. "Against a PRIEST!?" "He's some kind of Irish super-priest..." Hector gasped and belched and shook off the beer rush. "...He's the strongest priest in the world..." Moulder bwahaha'd and left the stage. ________________ ELIBE v. MAGVEL: CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH "Another Betty fixin' to beat me at the game of drink," Moulder was surprised to find it was not Hector, but Farina, who challenged him. "Its rainin' chancers today!" "There are two things you should know before I kick your ass," Farina tightened her headband. "Hector is hung like a horse, and the throat muscles that you use to chug are the same muscles that you use to..."DRINKERS: BEGIN! Farina took the round. Handily.  ___________  Any part that can be cut into bacon strips! But it is manlier to fry then to roast. And manliest to do it over an open campfire with beer-in-hand. ...but I like where your head is is at...good initiative! Man up brothers!!! This thread is about to go balls-deep. I need an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I for one dislike the idea that roasting meat is/should be a typically male thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: I for one dislike the idea that roasting meat is/should be a typically male thing to do. ...you sir just lost 2 man points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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