Excellen Browning Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 lol according to that list I have 4 man points. not that I particularly mind not adhering to redneck white trash standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: lol according to that list I have 4 man points. Can anyone beat a [22]? Edited March 29, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 4 points here. Though I think knowing how to weld should give more than 2 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: Can anyone beat a [22]? I got 29, though I definitely share Excellen's view on it. None of that shit makes you a man, and if anything, embracing like half of it makes you more of a child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Johann said: I got 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Jangle Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 My score is 17, I need to man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: ...you sir just lost 2 man points... I got 7 ehh whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: ...you sir just lost 2 man points... I got 21 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rezzy said: I got 21 points. ...of course the lady with the Titania avatar is manlier than half the dudes in this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I'm the manliest because I don't need a dumb quiz to measure my manliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logjam Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I got 6 points and I hate fetishization of masculinity and the existence of gender roles. Also points for "Banged 2 chicks at the same time" is heteronormative. I would have 4 extra points if it didn't qualify the 2 people had to be women. *Eye emoji* Anyway, I'm so manly that I'm marrying a man with an even bigger beard than mine, top that. Maybe I'm too gay for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Wow. I got a 43. I'm not old enough to keep a solid beard, but... most of that other stuff, yeah. Being blue-collar and doing manual labor helps. Agree with Logjam about the girls though. The gentleman will respect the dignity of the lady to whom he is bound by... not binding himself to some other lady, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Excellen Browning said: not that I particularly mind not adhering to redneck white trash standards. 3 hours ago, SullyMcGully said: Being blue-collar and doing manual labor helps. 5 hours ago, Logjam said: points for "Banged 2 chicks at the same time" is heteronormative. I would have 4 extra points if it didn't qualify the 2 people had to be women. *Eye emoji* Alright. Here's one you can't cheese with a red neck and a blue color, and that doesn't exclude the gays. (you've actually got a bit of an advantage this time) If I did my math right, the highest possible score is an 84. Score-to-beat is a [70]. ...Gentlemen... Edited March 30, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I got a 0. As you were, then! seriously half of that stuff is illegal at my age smh shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: Alright. Here's one you can't cheese with a red neck and a blue color, and that doesn't exclude the gays. (you've actually got a bid of an advantage this time) If I did my math right, the highest possible score is an 84. Score-to-beat is a [70]. ...Gentleman... 36 years, if I count correctly. Is sex with food eating while having sex or using the eggplant emoji literally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rezzy said: 36 years, if I count correctly. Is sex with food eating while having sex or using the eggplant emoji literally? It's covering your partner in whipped cream or honey or something of the sort, and then licking them clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Rezzy said: I got 21 points. I got 2, that's depressing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said: It's covering your partner in whipped cream or honey or something of the sort, and then licking them clean. Oh, give me another 3 years, then. 2 minutes ago, Nym said: I got 2, that's depressing... I'll have to itemize my points when I get the chance. The first one anyway, I'll leave the second to the imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Rezzy said: I'll leave the second to the imagination. ...minus the confirmed 3 years for body frosting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Wow. Humans and cows aren't all that different, or so it seems. They're all just animals at heart. I wonder if it's weird that I find that offputting somehow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite Dreams Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Shoblongoo said: Only 20 for me. I'm not very adventurous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Rezzy said: 36 years, if I count correctly. Is sex with food eating while having sex or using the eggplant emoji literally? both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I count 22 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 That list made me realize that screwing in a hotel is an automatic 5 years. Which is a stupid loophole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, SullyMcGully said: Wow. Humans and cows aren't all that different, or so it seems. They're all just animals at heart. I wonder if it's weird that I find that offputting somehow? You wouldn't be the first. 29 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: I count 22 years. 6 hours ago, Infinite Dreams said: Only 20 for me. I'm not very adventurous. In the 20s is healthy. Counting only things I've continued doing since marrying and settling down, my number drops from a [70] to a [26]. 8 minutes ago, eclipse said: That list made me realize that screwing in a hotel is an automatic 5 years. Which is a stupid loophole. Lol yeah that 5-pointer is insanely overvalued. There's a few things on that list that I disagree with--i.e. 3 years for the third thing on that list but only 2 years for the second thing. It was the best one I could find; feel free to link a better one if you come across it. Edited March 30, 2018 by Shoblongoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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