DragonFlames Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Until someone finishes actually digging the sacrifice pit. 7 hours ago, Cron said: Is Saber from the Fate series a MILF or DILF? How about both? Have you ever been cured of nostalgia blindness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I take it you mean was there something I liked as a kid and now I can't stand the thought of returning to? If so I was lucky to mostly expose myself to stuff that has aged well (for me at least) so there's probably only a handful of examples I can think of. In fact even something like the Pokemon anime, it's really only at fault for going too long and not embracing character development or just forgetting to tell a story like its competitors long ago surpassed it in (Monster Rancher, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, etc.). So if the Ashen Wolves had a plan to watch all the anime in the world in the Garreg Mach sewers for the next 5 years, how much Doritos and Mountain Dew would it take for them to survive off of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 None, The anime sustains them. If planet earth's moon has a sailor moon, how come jupiter doesn't have about 67 Sailor moons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 They do, they're named Sailor Titan, Europa, etc. If there was a pandemic and it caused diarrhea, would people panic buy nasal spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 They will probably just steal napkin supplies from restaurants. Or go to Taco Bell and Chipotle to avoid work and responsibilities. Was this movie 10 years ahead of its time? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 No, it is in the wrong time line. Can you bake me a cookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 NEIN! The travel ban makes it a bad idea for me to go by car to california even though there's probably better stuff to do there then in canada. How come bigger Neptune isn't called Uranus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝐍𝐲𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Folks will make jokes about the name, chap. Pink or Purple? You know my answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Purple (don't hurt me Anon) Anybody wanna join an evil totally good army. Link in bio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Yes. But I'm already in the game as a tragic villain with a low mental capacity, apparently. Can someone help Pengaius and join his evil army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Sorry, my army is paid 12 digit figures to see that margarine is victorious over him. How much support would Rhea get for her election to Dorito Pope if she promised upon election that she would make the rivers of Fodlan flow abundant with Mountain Dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 None, because everything will die due to the corrosive dew. Is a cow a pig but not a pig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 No, it's a horse. What did Britney Spears do again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Something about playing with somebodies heart. If Rheas showed up at the next VGAs to challenge Geoff Keighly for his position of Dorito Pope, what words to you want her to tell him before reducing him to a cinder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 "I'm a goddamn dragon" Why does Green Day sleep all through September? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) 'Cause September is boring. How much would you pay to be a taste tester for a place that plans on serving a Mountain Dew and Dorito pizza? Like this: Edited March 22, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Hold on lemme puke. Why did I have a dream last night that involved me lending Ashe my hoodie and a really weird idea for a Prince of Egypt sequel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 Because Ashe is secretly the prince of Egypt. Do demonic beasts poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Probably 4 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Because Ashe is secretly the prince of Egypt. Ashe is Moses? ^that's my question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Not sure if he qualifies, there's nothing in the game saying he has a poor sense of direction. If you could give your FE characters in the next game 25 XP with Doritos codes from a 9 oz. bag and there were a grand total of 38 playable characters who had no level limits whatsoever, how overpowered would your characters end up being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 They'd all die after te third bag due to the chemicals. Which has superior cutscenes: Link: The faces of evil or Zelda: Wand of Gamelon? Faces of evil cutscenes Spoiler Wand of Gamelon cutscenes. Spoiler And yes, these are both real games. And yes, those are all of the lines of dialogue those games. Games that were released for the intention of making money. And they had the permission of nintendo to make these games. (You should watch someone play through them too; ganon's bossfight in the faces of evil ends after you hit Ganon once and he can't really dodge.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I've always been partial towards Wand of Gamelon. I'm honestly kind of amazed that octoroks can't be eaten in Breath of the Wild, though I kind of wonder if the folks at Nintendo left that out intentionally because of Link's famous quote. If the moon were in fact made of cheese, how many Dorito chips could be made out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Probably a lot. On 3/18/2020 at 1:40 AM, Benice said: How come bigger Neptune isn't called Uranus? Because Uranus is already a character in the series. She's been dead since before the story proper begins, though, and thus she's never actually seen. She was the first (actually second) ruler of the nation little Neptune now governs. She's mentioned by name in Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth and her voice is heard in Re;Birth 2. Did I really just explain Neptunia lore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The word Neptunia was in the sentence so probably. If water has memory, what sort of memories does Mountain Dew have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 Memories of pimply awkward 14 year old boys playing Halo and trash talking. If wrestling isn't real, then what are birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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