Armagon Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) A walking clock Why does Todd Howard want to port Skyrim to literally everything? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Because it's good, and I assume the more one learns about it's history, the better it becomes. Forgot to talk about this but yeah, this is true. After i played Xenogears and learned about it's development troubles (game almost never got localized because the localizers were actually having trouble finding a way to make sure the super obvious religious references didn't offend anyone), my appreciation for the series increased by infinity because literally every game in the series makes callbacks to Xenogears. Edited April 18, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because he wants to have the first game that's ported to a TI82 calculator or a Nokia phone...good luck to him on that! Why do the Flintstones have dinosaurs, when in reality the first human was millions of years after the last dinosaur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because the era of Dinosaur and the era of Cavemen isn't that different aside from the fact that mankind first emerged during the Ice Age while the Dinosaur era was more hot than cold. Why do they make us go to school for 12 years, then four more years, and then not give us any jobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because we need it (some of it at least) to function well in this crazy mixed up world of ours. Theoretically we should be able to get ourselves jobs by then. Oh, also the shit-ton of money they get from student loans, and the default of those loans. Why is there always not enough raisin, and too much bran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because some people hate raisins. But I don't. Why does my cat all of a sudden wake me up in the middle of the night by knocking the lamp over on the nightstand? But I love the little fuzzball and I don't know what I'd do without him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because you let him live inside your house in the first place. My cats live in my backyard. Who is America's favorite fighting Frenchman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Glass Joe. A determinator at its finest. Why do some people complain about ads and micro-transactions when it helps keep some games and websites free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Because remember, they will never be satisfied. Why is there a breed of fanfic writers who are dedicated to making literally everyone betray Percy Jackson and in the process somehow turn him OP as heck? Frankly, I'm sick and tired of their crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Me too! The buck stops here! (I've never heard of that but it already pisses me off) What's the point of "Don't Starve"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 To not run out of trees. What is "Wednesday?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 The day of Odin, except they accidentally added a "W". What is the Astral Plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 An airplane full of FE swordmasters who can use Astra. Why are tomatoes fruits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) A very useful means of transport through the air(badum tshh) what are you gonna do? Stab me? goddam ninja they are a fruit because they have seeds how do I put a line through text? Edited April 18, 2018 by Pengaius Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 No. *Grab's Pokéball* I'm gonna catch you. *Completely misses because I've never played Pokémon before* (I was going to say that I would beat you to death with my bare hands, but you've never wronged me, I've never been in a fight before, and that's an excessive joke for an otherwise (mostly) lighthearted topic). 19 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Why are tomatoes fruits? It's the way the seeds are produced. That, and it's a social experiment to see why humans believe something is a fruit or a vegetable. Why are they taking the hobbits to Isengard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!? What's elvish for friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Mellon. Is there an alternative universe where Batman isn't awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Yes, it's called the DC Cinematic Universe. What is it JRPGs and not having maps in dungeons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 It's the one element of realism they decided to keep. Not every cave, temple, or dungeon comes with an easy-to-find blueprint or map on hand. How did my plan to write a simple paragraph on why I enjoyed a game and would recommended it to someone turn into a full-scale review? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because simple paragraphs aren't enough. Why is it called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 It's a multi-generation spanning tale that includes many things like: Punching ghosts, a main villain that takes over one of the JoJo's bodies and completely fucks up the Joestar bloodline, random poses, and so much more! Do you believe in gravity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Yes. it's what keeps us from floating off into space. It's also what kills us. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life? (this is a reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Mwaahahahha. You thought it was Profimpossible, but i was I! Dio Brando! (Yeah, I know. I already referenced it. [granted based off a worse translation]) Explain how "Weather Report" works to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 If some form of weather happened in history, Weather Report can replicate it. Or, in other words, it controls the weather. How in the Nine Hells and Twenty-Five Heavens does "King Crimson" work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) Oh, oops. I meant Heavy Weather. It seems more confusing than it is. Short answer: Araki: Should I explain this highly confusing stand to my readers? Screw it, I'm Hirohiko frickin' Araki! Long answer: Spoiler King Crimson's main ability is basically figurative time erasure. Once it is activated, for the next period of time up to ten seconds everything proceeds as normal. But once that time is up, everyone except for Diavolo/Doppio(I won't even try to explain those two/one) has no memory of what happened during that time period. You can also think about it like this: King Crimson gets the effect without seeing the cause. It's very confusingly explained and illustrated in the the manga though. King Crimson also has the sub-stand Epitaph, which can predict 10 seconds into the future. What he predicts doesn't happen only if someone knows about his power and makes last minute changes to their plan. http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/King_Crimson this explains it pretty well. I just came up with a new joke song, would you like to hear it? Edited April 19, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Sure, go ahead. Why is a human smile a sign of happiness while a chimpanzee smile is a sign of fear and submission? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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