Innocentmask Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 2/10 Please, i don't want children to be singing the latest hit song flawlessly... Clip-on Pegasi Wings. Ever wanted a pegasus? A horse that can fly and take you anywhere within minutes? Pegasus too expensive to afford? Well, this device is for you! Its a pair of wings you can mount onto your saddle and boom! Its powered by magic so the wings function automatically! Made with lightweight materials, there is no worry about the weight. The wings are very durable against ageing which will last until 2 years. Order now at your nearest armoury! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 17 hours ago, The_antithesis said: That sounds like it could easily lead to eugenics hell. If we've leaned anything from WWII, it's that this is a bad idea... 0/71967000 I knew that would be the response. 14 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said: You've heard of fruit snacks, but are you ready for the new FLUTE SNACKS?!?! The delicious treat that makes you SING! 8/10, do they taste like fruit? Socks that don't get wet when you step in puddles wearing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) Useful! 9/10 An invention that allows one to edit comments without the notification coming up, so one doesn't look like an idiot after forgetting to continue a forum game... Edited September 2, 2018 by The_antithesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 9/10 that would be useful. 15 hours ago, Innocentmask said: Clip-on Pegasi Wings. Ever wanted a pegasus? A horse that can fly and take you anywhere within minutes? Pegasus too expensive to afford? Well, this device is for you! Its a pair of wings you can mount onto your saddle and boom! Its powered by magic so the wings function automatically! Made with lightweight materials, there is no worry about the weight. The wings are very durable against ageing which will last until 2 years. Order now at your nearest armoury! Since this didn't get answered due to ninjas, 9/10! Neat! A spell to turn you into a mermaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 4/10 A spell that turns mermaids into regular women, for *reasons* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1/10 Don't drown the poor mermaids! A third arm controlled directly by the brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 0/10. Too weird to be useful to me. An ice cream beam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 8/10 (or 4/5 if you're picky). If it doesn't defeat the opponent, it'll distract them, and the ice cream can probably be as hard or as soft as the wielder likes, making it useful in both combat situations and rescue operations. It'll also prevent the wielder from starving, although it could make them sick and/or be counterproductive in freezing environments. An automatic phone cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 8/10 I might be able to use it. Ducks that speak english but only critique people's fashion choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: 8/10 I might be able to use it. Ducks that speak english but only critique people's fashion choices. Are you high at the moment? That sounds like the kind of thing a stoner would come up with. 10/10 A device that allows me to track/find fairy Godparents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 41 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: Are you high at the moment? That sounds like the kind of thing a stoner would come up with. 10/10 No it's from this: Anyway. 7/10 are you Mr. Crocker? A device that brings fictional characters to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 8/10, 10/10 if they keep their powers. That would just be awesome! (And then, shitty fanfic writers who make Mary Sues took over the world. Oops...) A time warp device that allows you to slow down or speed up time at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) 7/10, could be useful, but could also have dire consequences. A couch that can move on its own. Edited September 4, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 0/10 not useful at all. 17 hours ago, Dragoncat said: 7/10 are you Mr. Crocker? FaIrY gOdPaReNtS! A device that can mass-absorb greenhouse gases and mass-produce oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 10/10 Your tree also gave me some nice shade, which is a nice bonus! An energy transfer device that heats up one end and cools down the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 6/10, might be useful. A nose picking machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 6/10, it's already an easy task and everyone's nose is different, so it might not work on everyone. A literal lightsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 7/10, simply because of how much training would be required to wield the thing without accidentally chopping oneself to pieces, and how easily one could still do so because of a minor mistake. However, considering how useful swords are in real life, and how epic and versatile they are in the movies and EU, it wouldn't be a waste to build and use one. Far from it, actually. It just has deadly drawbacks, is all. Mimetic skin. Or if you aren't familiar with XCOM, an ability gained through genetic engineering that allows your skin to camouflage itself with the environment similar a chameleon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 8/10 there should be some really good uses for that A supercomputer that uses the internet to come up with memes from any picture you give it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 9/10 I'd use it. A music player that plays background music that fits whatever's going on at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 8/10 Hopefully it comes with invisible headphones, so no-one else has to listen to my background music. An objects that others perceive to have value, which can be trades for other more useful things. Edited September 10, 2018 by The_antithesis I forgot my invention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 8/10. It would have been priceless several decades and centuries ago, but nowadays the average Joe don't sell things much anymore as far as I can tell. That being said, trading is still a common practice, and it would help avoid cheating either side during a deal, and it could also aid people who may not be economically inclined yet are still good at running a business well selling a product It might put used cars salesmen out of the job, though, as well as Antiques Roadshow. A construction mech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 7/10, it might make construction workers obsolete and they'd lose their jobs. Apartments that clean themselves at the push of a button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 8/10 Neat. Now i don't need to spend an hour cleaning up the rooms. Magic Crossbow. (Cannot think of original name.) Its not your ordinary crossbow, its a crossbow that you can charge and fire! Hold the trigger to charge up the magical arrow. When ready, shoot and it becomes a dangerous projectile. Don't overcharge or it may explode. Edited September 10, 2018 by Innocentmask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4/10 could kill me and only good for fighting. Sword Girlfriend! Like a regular girlfriend, but comes with a sweet sword she knows how to use to defend you with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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