Azure the Scale Tipper Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 The Ashen Wolves will hereby stop referring to themselves as nonexistent mole people. You are part of Professor Byleth’s class now. ~Seteth Well, the joke went on for a pretty good amount of time. New rules, people. No making Hapi not happy. ~Yuri “Sexy Mole King” Leclerc Such profanity is not allowed on Garreg Mach! ~Seteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Finally. I honestly was getting tired of that immature joke! ~Constance Well... I'll be lamenting the cancellation of my mercenary business card that read "Not-Located-At-Sexymoletopia, FODL." It was going to be printed tomorrow! ~Balthus The Count Varley Depreciaton Club has been broken up. ~Rhea JOIN the Count Varley Loathing Club, in Abyss! If you are COUNT VARLEY, DIE IN A HOLE. ~Byleth The Count Varley Loathing Club has been broken up. No new clubs are to be created that involve Count Varley. ~Rhea 2e 45 4c 4f 48 20 41 20 4e 49 20 45 49 44 20 2c 59 45 4c 52 41 56 20 54 4e 55 4f 43 20 65 72 61 20 75 6f 79 20 66 49 20 21 73 73 79 62 41 20 6e 69 20 2c 62 75 6c 43 20 64 65 72 74 61 48 20 79 65 6c 72 61 56 20 74 6e 75 6f 43 20 65 68 74 20 4e 49 4f 4a ~Sothis Spoiler I GIVE UP, I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THE GODDESS. ~Rhea WE DID IT, FOLKS! TICKERTAPE PARADE! ~Sothis & Byleth having the same thought at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Your ahego fetish isn’t “art”—stop commissioning Ignatz to draw Hentai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 No fornicating in the sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Due to various... complaints, Sylvain and Lorenz are hereby forbidden from getting near the sauna. If they are spotted anywhere near the stairs that lead there, they are to apprehended immediately. ~ Professor Byleth We also regret to inform you that Claude's idea of throwing a "disco party" has been rejected on the grounds that Seteth does not wish to appear in a glittering, skintight suit and giant afro wig. He said, and I quote "I wouldn't be caught dead in such a humiliating outfit!" And before anyone says anything, even Flayn's best efforts were not enough to persuade him to change his mind. ~ Rhea Due to popular request, or so I was told, Alois' proposal of a "dad joke contest" (whatever that means) has been greenlit. It will be held in about a week in the monastery's entrance hall. All who wish to participate can do so. Physical presence at the event is mandatory for both students and knights. ~ Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Shoblongoo said: No fornicating in the sauna. No making "home movies" in it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Flayn is no longer allowed in the sauna due to the current... troubling developments. ~Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 On 4/3/2020 at 1:44 PM, Void Emperor said: 2e 45 4c 4f 48 20 41 20 4e 49 20 45 49 44 20 2c 59 45 4c 52 41 56 20 54 4e 55 4f 43 20 65 72 61 20 75 6f 79 20 66 49 20 21 73 73 79 62 41 20 6e 69 20 2c 62 75 6c 43 20 64 65 72 74 61 48 20 79 65 6c 72 61 56 20 74 6e 75 6f 43 20 65 68 74 20 4e 49 4f 4a ~Sothis Now that I have translated this... Well played, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 5, 2020 Author Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Azure loves his Half Elves said: Now that I have translated this... Well played, I guess. Care to tell me what it says? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Care to tell me what it says? I am sorry that I am spoiling your joke, Void, but I am going to. Spoiler Sothis is parroting Byleth in reverse hexadecimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 5, 2020 Author Share Posted April 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Azure loves his Half Elves said: I am sorry that I am spoiling your joke, Void, but I am going to. Hide contents Sothis is parroting Byleth in reverse hexadecimal. Okay, nice xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) “It has recently come to my attention that someone has been taking Anette’s spirit dust and replacing it with Aderrall. While the number of kitchen accidents has greatly decreases and I appreciate the intent, I must reiterate that use of Amphetamines under the Seiros creed is strictly disallowed.” ~Seteth Edited April 5, 2020 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 I love how this is practically its own au by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 11 hours ago, Void Emperor said: I love how this is practically its own au by now. I know, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 just gonna put some canon on here for future reference. Tryna make this as accurate as i can. 1. Byleth is female. 2. It is set in garreg mach, but its in the 21st century, and the whole Night Vale time BS is happening because of sothis. 3. Flayn is constantly being targeted by sylvain and the other guys. 4. sylvain is 10000000000000x worse. 5. there may or may not be a minecraft server. It depends. 6. It is not hip to fuck bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 You are not allowed to yell "GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT" when Seteth tells you it is time for class. This applies to all of the faculty. The count Varley fan-club server, which was secretly an anti-count Varley club, has been disbanded -Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Did we ever establish Byleth's gender for these? I always wrote it so it could be either version of them. Oops. Whoever installed these "surveillance cameras" in the knights' captain's office is to report to the higher-ups immediately. ~ Captain Jeralt. Oooh, Leone got bus-ted! ~ Hilda Also, Anna is no longer allowed to sell these weird apparitions from Seiros-knows-where. ~ Seteth. Damn it, and I was making bank with these things! ~ Anna The device "Nintendo Switch" is banned inside the classrooms. The faculty will see to it that this rule is respected thoroughly. ~ Rhea Related to the above, it has come to our attention that there is a "game" called "Fire Emblem Three Houses" that depicts our monastery and the people here with striking accuracy. Said "game" is hereby banned. ~ Seteth Aww, come on, I was just romancing myself with my hot teacher! ~ Sylvain Yes, it is quite the affront that I do not get to win a war all by myself... ~ Lorenz As if you could do that. Your growth rates are a shitshow! ~ Claude GET REKT DEATH KNIGHT! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ~ Lysithea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Related to the above, it has come to our attention that there is a "game" called "Fire Emblem Three Houses" that depicts our monastery and the people here with striking accuracy. Said "game" is hereby banned. ~ Seteth Whoopsie! ~Anna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: As if you could do that. Your growth rates are a shitshow! ~ Claude NOT ON MY SEIROSIAN MINECRAFT SERVER ~Seteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 To all involved in the creation and distribution of these... renderings of the Flame Emperor and the Death Knight holding each other in a romantic embrace, (Whilst in their armor and with their mask still on.) know that you will face the harshest of punishments by my hand. Though I must applaud you for creating such a detailed profile of these two Individuals, our knights should have no trouble identifying them should they be spotted. Even if there are rumors spreading around now the Death Knight and the Flame Emperor are lovers intending of committing all manner of heresies and crimes across Fodlan now. ~Seteth Spoiler And know that if I find you, there will be no mercy as I cut you down with my axe. ~The Flame Emperor As will I with my scythe. ~The Death Knight Eeeeek! It was Ignatz! He's even been taking hentai commissions of you guys from the Abyssians! ~Please don't kill me! Bernadetta, what the hell!? You made body pillows of them! You're should be in as much trouble for this as I am. ~Ignatz May as well confess before Bernadetta and Ignatz rat me out. I commissioned them to do it. ~Hilda Why though? ~Seteth I thought it would be funny. Also it might lure the Flame Emperor or the Death Knight out and make them do something stupid because of how mad they'd get. ~Hilda Awww! I thought I had finally found a fellow Flame Knight shipper. Looks like it's back to just me and Mercedes now. ~Dorothea This is unrelated to all of the above, but what the heck, Seteth!? Lady Rhea thought my drawings of the Flame Emperor and the Death Knight were pretty good, so why are you replacing them in the bounty posters for Ignatz's weird drawings? ~Cyril Cyril, you drew a big circle for the Flame Emperor's body and wrote, "Big fat meanie" next to their head and as for the Death Knight... You gave his helmet antlers instead of horns and made his horse pink with a rainbow colored horn and called him the Derp Knight. ~Seteth Lady Rhea loved it, she had a big smile when she saw it. And mine were way better than Catherine's drawings. ~Cyril None of you can appreciate my sense of aesthetics. ~Catherine You just drew a bunch of stick people with feathers or triangles on their head and wrote Flayme Imperor and Deaf Kite over their heads. ~Shamir I was in a rush to get my submission in before Cyril. ~Catherine Thank the Goddess for Shamir or else I'd be the only sane one here. ~Seteth Spoiler Maybe the Flame Emperor is at odds with the Church because they and everyone else are bullying them? ~Edelgard, founder of the Flame Emperor Defense Corps formally the Flame Knight Shipping Fan Group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 @JackFrost2018 there's other things on the forum than just this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierStronome Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 -tax fraud is not allowed that's it. that's the rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/3/2020 at 7:44 PM, Void Emperor said: 2e 45 4c 4f 48 20 41 20 4e 49 20 45 49 44 20 2c 59 45 4c 52 41 56 20 54 4e 55 4f 43 20 65 72 61 20 75 6f 79 20 66 49 20 21 73 73 79 62 41 20 6e 69 20 2c 62 75 6c 43 20 64 65 72 74 61 48 20 79 65 6c 72 61 56 20 74 6e 75 6f 43 20 65 68 74 20 4e 49 4f 4a ~Sothis Please stop going on the Agarthan computers, they will corrupt you! ~Rhea 21 70 6f 74 73 20 74 27 6e 6f 77 20 2c 70 6f 74 73 20 74 27 6e 61 43 ~Sothis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierStronome Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 "Whoever is graffitiing "spill the tea sis" on the walls, please stop. Spilling tea is very wasteful. We also do not know who this "sis" is. -Rhea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 The Final Day of every moon is now Nothing to Report Day ~Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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