AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 In all fairness Your Honor- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciphertul Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I didn’t do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I did do it, but I apologized afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair General Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 In my defense, your honor, that horse was drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I was a jackass, but that is not the crime I'm being charged with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 does necrophile actually hurt anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciphertul Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I'm not a lolicon but my 3000 year old dragon loli wife has a fetish for lolicons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 How was I supposed to know $19.53 wasn't enough money to allow me to screw the rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostZordem Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I politely asked for permission before doing what I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 To be fair your honor, my client was in "goblin mode" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I think we've all taken a free sample before, haven't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 But, Your Honor, the Second Ammendment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Hi, I'm Benice Goodman, did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 If no one committed any crimes, you wouldn’t have a job. Shouldn’t you be thanking me for helping pay your bills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) It's a free country after all! Edited May 20, 2022 by PuffPuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toncka Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 i all honesty your honour my client didnt have any coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 being placed in prison tends to make people look problematic. So I humbly request the verdict for my client be Not Guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angery Roshea Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Your honor, the man had a bow, so the four of us cornering and beating him to death was self defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toncka Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 in all fairness your honour it was you who killed his best freind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 In all fairness, your honour, 'twas just a praaaank, broooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I didn't think anyone would care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 In all fairness your honour, my client is simply built different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 With all due respect, Your Honor... what is a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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