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Today I got a flu shot, and I asked for it to be in my right arm. I'm right handed, and the shot will cause minor pain for the night. So why did I insist on my right arm? Because I'm lefty when I fap.

:D

why do you use the weak hand? :/

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Am I supposed to be a pervert?

well you dont need to be "OMFG BOOBS ASSES VAGINAS!!!" but yeah guys always get those thoughts sometimes. Just less often for some of em.

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well you dont need to be "OMFG BOOBS ASSES VAGINAS!!!" but yeah guys always get those thoughts sometimes. Just less often for some of em.

Yeah, it doesn't mean you are perverted it means you are a guy. EVERY guy gets thoughts like that once in awhile.

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But... but... I'm no thought criminal!

Aw, who'm I kidding? I'm guilty of philandering, mass murder, and plotting against big brother. I'm also a member of the brotherhood and I have kiddie porn on my laptop.

Of course. That's why we sent you to the joycamp for rehabilitation. We're too nice.

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