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I present to you then a FESSRian Tier List.

"God Is Dead" Tier

MARX, our lord and Father

Jerri Mardon, father of our revolution

Glorious Leader Tier

Thunk, our Glorious leader

Mineself, our other Glorious leader

"Order of Thunk" Tier

King_Zephiel

Egalitarian Tier

Nightmare (whatever he's known as here)

Winston Smith

Swoardsalmon

Shuuda

Gatrie

"Reeducation" Tier

All those currently unaligned with the Revolution.

Lower than Dirt Tier

Reactionary Conservatives

Imperial Quebecites

Fascist Pigs

Oh, and, just so you know:

This is a story all about how

My life got twist-turned upside down

And i liked to take a minute

And sit right there

And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where i spent most of my days

Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared

She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air

I whistled for a cab

And when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything i can say this cab is rare

But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Just for you all out there who haven't gotten with the program yet, this ranking of seniority is official policy. Any failure to adhere to it will result in severe repercussions.

This includes referring to the list as a "tier list". There are no tiers in FESSRian society, as I am sure you understand.

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Meh... naw.

Communism is an interesting idea certainly, but it fails as hard as capitalism. :/

Excuse me?

I don't understand you at all. You say communism fails. Perhaps you mean it has failed? It will fail? You can't kill an ideology if you can't even spell. It's like going into combat without pants.

And if either of my guesses as to your meaning are true, then your statement is completely false. Communism has never existed on the internet, friend. It cannot have already failed. Neither is there any evidence that it will fail in the future--all the evidence points toward communism being the next step forward in cyber human history.

Reborn, you don't seem to understand the truth of the world. You're already halfway there, with your statement about capitalism failing hard. But there is still a lot of room for progress. Revolutionary progress. Grasping the true meaning of communism is essential to being a contributing member to this forum. Perhaps you need a vacation.

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You're right, I don't seem to understand that every political system is based on good intentions but ultimately becomes corrupt and will always result in a revolution. No system is perfect, no system can last forever, which is why I'm so cynical towards either side of the spectrum. I'm an idiot.

Look dudes, run your country how you want. Just don't nuke me. :o

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You're right, I don't seem to understand that every political system is based on good intentions but ultimately becomes corrupt and will always result in a revolution. No system is perfect, no system can last forever, which is why I'm so cynical towards either side of the spectrum. I'm an idiot.

Look dudes, run your country how you want. Just don't nuke me. :o

Then you're our enemy.

You have twenty-four hours to gather your possessions and cross the border. After that time, there will be orders to shoot you on sight.

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