The Hawk

...Shut up.

Actually, I like to consider myself a fairly rational individual (no really, I am) and I have to say you brought up some good points. Looking back at what I wrote, a lot of what you said actually makes sense. Well, except maybe the Jarod thing, but that's a whole other story. Something in particular that made me think was what you said about abridging it. It made me think "Oh yeah, I guess I did call it an abridged series," which I guess I didn't really put much thought into. And if I'm going to start making fun of the game, I guess I should just go all the way. If I make a Part 2, I'll try to work on that. Thanks for the advice, and sorry about the misunderstanding, I had no clue you were talking to Aizen that whole time. Funny how things like that work out.

Yeah, it happens. Ah well. First off, I'm kind of not sure what to make of the statement "worst kind of fanfic." That's like saying "worst genre of anime" or "worst way to make toast." It's pretty much opinion, as far as I can tell. But then again, I'm not really a fanfic expert...which was probably pretty obvious from the beginning. But if I were a fanfic expert, I'd take a guess that what I wrote wasn't exactly a typical self-insert story. Let me try to explain, using some of the points you used as criticism. Inserting myself (if I were an awesome anime character, which I'm sadly not) into an already existing plot. Fair enough, but let's think about a few things here. There actually have been some subtle changes to the plot. Nothing big, all of the major events are still left intact, but it's still not quite the same as the original story. So I would say it's more like a "what if" scenario for FE:RD, or maybe even a Dynasty Warriors version. Another thing is that Hawk doesn't really have that big of an impact on the overall story. He interacts with the main characters, sure, but only about as much as any other random guy who joins the army. The story would still be able to progress more or less normally if Hawk wasn't even there. As for FE10 not having a great storyline...well, it definitely wasn't a shining example of storytelling. That's the biggest reason why it was so easy writing a parody for it, the game's practically begging for it to happen. But in all fairness to Radiant Dawn, the developers were obviously experimenting with a bunch of new things and some of it backfired on them, such as telling their story from multiple perspectives. It was a ballsy move, but it didn't really turn out as well as it could have. But now I'm just rambling. You didn't like the story, and that's fine, but it would have been nice if you could have gone into a little more detail than something that's about as useful as saying "that sucked lololol." I'll gladly take any constructive criticism that someone wants to throw my way, but I'm not a big fan of mindless spam posts. And if that was your idea of constructive criticism...you need to work on it. A lot. ...You know, it kind of makes me sad seeing how much thought I put into that reply. I could have used some of that mental mojo to start writing Part 2.

Well, that's a start, I guess.

Link Yeah, I just now realized that I really should have put one of these up when I first posted. I'm kind of new to these forums, and I...may or may not have skipped a few of the rules and procedures. So, well, here's the feedback topic, fire away.

Epic Introduction Why, you might ask? What else are you going to do after racking up a good 350 hours of Radiant Dawn gameplay? This is my attempt at a FE:RD parody, which is still a work in progress, so here's Part 1 to start things off. It might make you laugh, it might make you facepalm, but chances are it'll just make you wonder how I come up with this stuff. So without further ado, here goes something. Enjoy! Act I Narrator: The year 3434 of the Second Age. Here follows the account of Isildur, High King of Gondor and the finding of the Ring of Power. Wait… *Narrator checks his script* Narrator: *ahem* Let’s start that one over. Narrator: In a dying country torn apart by war, one group of brave souls known as the Dawn Brigade faces impossible odds against the massive army that occupies their homeland. They alone stand against the Begnion Empire’s tyranny, and they alone carry the hopes of all the people of Daein. And then there is the Hawk, whose origins and true motives are unknown to all. He has just recently joined the Dawn Brigade, though you would never know from the Begnion armor he currently wears. He walks alone, contemplating the tactical effectiveness of the Begnion army. Hawk: I can’t help but wonder why no one else thought about wearing Begnion armor as a disguise. I don’t think anyone’s gonna notice…the soldiers here aren’t exactly…well trained. Screw it, I’d be surprised if they got any kind of training at all, they’re just that terrible. *Jarod walks up to Hawk* Hawk: But maybe I’m wrong, maybe the Begnion commanders are pillars of leadership and masters of the art of warfare— Jarod (slurring): Eh you dere! Hawk: Uhhh… Jarod (slurring): I’m de generul of de begnian sholdurs ere, an I dun recunize you! Hawk: Wait, are you drunk? Jarod (slurring): Hey…ah migh be drunk…but ya didn ansur mah queshun! Hawk: Well…I’m…a new recruit, sir! It’s an honor to be here! I guess. Jarod (slurring): Oh okays, iz guud to hav ya wit us. But nesht time ya needs to brings shum… Hawk: … Jarod: IDENTIFICAshunermerguber… Hawk: Yes sir, I’ll get right on it! Jarod: Good man…*hic* *Jarod leaves* Hawk: …Right, so where were we supposed to meet up again? *Later, at the new Dawn Brigade hideout* Micaiah: How should we explain yesterday to Sothe and Nolan? Leonardo: It's like you said. We didn't have a choice. We had to save Nico and the townsfolk. But I admit, getting spotted by those Begnion soldiers was unfortunate. Hawk: You got spotted by Begnion soldiers? So that’s why I had a hard time getting back here! Thanks a lot, pretty boy! Nolan: How did you get back here anyhow, rookie? Hawk: …I have my ways. Leonardo: …Still, I'd do it all over again. The worst part is they know we're near. They could find this hideout as easily as they found our last one. Hawk: Ah well, we’ll just find another run-down shack to call home, right? *A whole conversation later* Nolan: Well, now that all of that’s been settled, I’ve been meaning to ask you something, rookie. What kind of weapon do you want? Hawk: Well, how about a C-10 Canister Rifle? Nolan: … Hawk: …I guess you wouldn’t have any of those lying around. I’ll take a sword, swords are always good. Edward: YAY!!! Then we can be, like, sword buddies! Hawk: Just for that, give me a bow. So, what do we do now? Leonardo: Like Sothe said, we should leave right away. So I guess you could say that our next mission is to escape. Hawk: Sounds good, as long as I get to shoot stuff. Nolan: Actually, we should probably focus more on stealth for this. Hawk: …Stealth? Nolan: You…do know what “stealth” means, right? Hawk: Well, yeah, it’s just…where’s the fun in that? I thought I was gonna get to kill some Begnions. Nolan: … Hawk: …Eh heh heh…just kidding, boss man. Nolan: Alright, then let’s move out! Act II Narrator: After a bold escape, the Dawn Brigade leaves their hometown of Nevassa. They now wander the land, waiting on the whims of destiny, hoping for a chance to free their homes and families. Hawk: So there I was completely naked, right? And I’m thinkin’ to myself— Nolan: Please! Just…stop right there. I’d rather not hear the rest of this particular story. Leonardo: I…feel ill… Edward: Hey! I wanna hear what happened next! *Laura comes running up to the Dawn Brigade* Laura: Um...excuse me. Are you people heading to town by any chance? Our abbot is ill. He needs medicine, but Begnion soldiers are hoarding our provisions in the manor house. Micaiah: The Dawn Brigade, at your service! I'm sure we can help you and your abbot. Hawk: You know, we could just head over to this store that’s nearby and…yeah, they’re leaving already. Great. *The DB arrives at the Begnion controlled manor. Hawk goes in first and grabs the attention of some of the soldiers* Hawk: Hey! The Dawn Brigade is coming this way, so…you should go fight them and stuff! Begnion: Do you think we’re stupid? Just who are you anyways? Hawk: Uhh…The Silver-Haired Maiden is with them! I saw her! Begnion: Silver-Haired Maiden?! GRAAAAAHHHH!! KILL!! *leaves* *The rest of the DB arrives* Hawk: If anyone asks, I defeated those soldiers in glorious combat. Nolan: Right, of course. Hawk: So how are we gonna get past these locked doors? *Sothe appears out of nowhere* Sothe: That takes care of the locks. Now, I just have to figure out how to get everybody safely up here. Hawk: GAHH!!! Where did he come from?! Seriously, is he some kind of ninja? *A few minutes of fighting later* Laura: At last... Glory be! The abbot will have his medicine. Wait for me here. I'll return soon. Hawk: Maybe we could take some other stuff too, like weapons and supplies and… Laura: I found the medicine, let’s go everyone! Hawk: …I’ll just shut up now. *After the battle, in some forest somewhere* Sothe: Well done, everybody! Are we all present and accounted for? Micaiah: Wait! Laura's missing! She was just with me. Hawk: How did that happen? Did she get lost, or are we really that oblivious…? Sothe: Let's split up and search for her. Micaiah, you come with me. Micaiah: ...Hm, the forest is huge. We can cover more ground if we search individually. Sothe: But... Micaiah: Let's rendezvous at Kunu Swamp in three marks' time. Hawk: Yeah, I’m sure this’ll turn out just fine… Nolan: Come on now, what’s the worst that could happen? Hawk: …You do know what “tempting fate” means, right? Act III Narrator: After a daring rescue operation, the Dawn Brigade learns of a rumor concerning Mad King Ashnard’s son and heir to the throne. If true, this rumor could be the beacon of hope that the Dawn Brigade has been so desperately searching for. They move on towards the desert to find the truth for themselves… Aran: Wait, are you really going to skip my recruitment chapter? If I had emotions I’d be angry right now. Narrator: But you don’t, so piss off. We’re about to get started. *Outside of some old ruins* Sothe: What's going on, Micaiah? Micaiah: I'm not sure. I sense...something. There's a presence here that calls out to me. Sothe: All right. Micaiah, you and I should look into this. Everyone else, check the surroundings. Nolan: Got it. Everybody, be on your guard. Hawk: ‘Cause we’re in the daanger zoooone! Nolan: Huh? Hawk: Nothing, don’t worry about it. *deep inside the ruins, the Dawn Brigade is attacked by Laguz bandits* Pain: Gwa ha ha ha! Agony: Insert generic villain line here! Pain: We can’t decide what we like being better, pirates or sadists! Agony: Or maybe sadistic pirates! Hawk: Can we kill them now? Edward: I know, right? They’re so…PAINful to listen to! I’m in AGONY!! Hawk: … Edward: Hawk, why do you have your bow pointed at me? Hawk: Just practicing, don’t worry about it. Meg: Hey, I want to fight too! Nolan: Uh…sure. You can guard that rock over there. Make sure nobody gets near it! Meg: Yes, sir! *goes off to a distant corner where the rock is* *after a long, gruesome battle* Micaiah: Yune? Yune, where are you? You can come out now! Sothe: You and that bird. It's...a little strange. Micaiah: You're just jealous. Wait, I hear something. Hawk: Well, with what you two just said, it’s probably the sound of fanfic writers getting weird ideas. Do you have any idea what you have wrought this day?…Ashera help us all… Micaiah: Someone's singing. It's coming from over there. Narrator: For your reading convenience, this next section has been abridged, leaving only the important details. More or less. Enjoy. Rafiel: A voice told me to come here. Micaiah: Yep, same here. Sothe: Hey, you look like a Heron prince. Rafiel: Yep, kinda sucks having no family. Sothe: Pretty sure Leanne and King Lorazieh are still around. So is Reyson, him and Ike are drinking buddies. Rafiel: Awesome, where are they? Sothe: Over in Gallia. Nailah: Where’s that? By the way, I’m the wolf queen. Sothe: Super. Anyways, Gallia’s pretty far from here. Ike can help you get there; he’s in Crimea which isn’t quite as far. Micaiah: I wish Sothe loved me as much as he loves Ike… Rafiel: In that case, we’ll hang out with you until we can go there. Micaiah: Yay! Sothe: Cool. Volug: … *Rafiel, Nailah and Volug joined the party!* Act IV Narrator: The Dawn Brigade fervently continues their search for the supposed “Heir of Ashnard.” Their search takes them deep into the “Desert of Death” where— Jarod: Why have I only made one appearance so far?! I’m practically the main villain!! Narrator: Just because, now go away. Jarod: But then how can I show the world the EVIL brilliance of my EVIL plot to make an EVIL comeback and achieve my absolute, EVIL victory?! MWA HA HA HA!! Narrator: … Jarod: I’m evil. Narrator: I got that. *Meanwhile, back in the story* Micaiah: We have to go back to the desert. We still have something we need to do. Sothe: It'd be great if it were to find Ashnard's son. I'm burning up out here. Micaiah: I'm not sure what it is. I see a lot of images, stacked on top of each other. It's hard to see what they all are. There's danger, battles, and terrible sadness, but also...hope. Whatever our destiny is, I know we'll find it in the desert. Let's go. Hawk: So where does Micaiah get these visions from, anyways? You sure she’s not just smoking some Olivi Grass? Nolan: Micaiah has the ability of farsight, she can see glimpses of the future and predict many things, such as the outcome of a battle. Hawk: Nice. So she already knows if we’re gonna win the next battle? Nolan: Well…not exactly. She can’t choose what she sees or when she sees it. So really, we have no idea what’s going to happen now. Hawk: … Nolan: It’s more useful than it sounds. Really! *Deeper in the desert, a small group of elite Daein soldiers are fighting against a large group of Begnion soldiers* Tauroneo: Weapons free! Jill: Tango down in section one-alpha! Zihark: Target neutralized. Hawk: *under his breath* Wow…I wish my teammates were that good… Sothe: Wait a moment. Those people fighting the Begnion soldiers... It couldn't be... That white armor... Only certain generals were allowed to wear it. I may very well know that soldier. Micaiah: Really? Well then, all the more reason to help them. Let's hurry! Hawk: Do they really need help? It kind of seems like they got things under control… *After the battle* Sothe: General Tauroneo! Zihark and Jill, too. I haven't seen you since the war ended three years ago. Who would've thought we'd meet again in such a desolate place? Tauroneo: Sothe, you've grown. I hardly recognized you. Sothe: We have a lot of catching up to do, but for now, I'll just make introductions. This is Micaiah... Izuka: Who are they?! They come here to hurts us, precious…but we won’t lets them! Micaiah: Uh…What…is that thing? Tauroneo: Don’t worry about him; we’ll put him back in his cage pretty soon. Izuka: We don’t likes our cage, precious! We wants to be FREEEE!! *starts jumping around* Tauroneo: No! Bad Izuka! Back in the cage!!! Izuka: Awww…*leaves* Narrator: For your reading convenience, this next section has also been abridged, leaving only the important details. Enjoy. Tauroneo: So, here’s the prince. Izuka: Yeeesss, Prince Pelleas, precious! Pelleas: Hello. So, apparently I’m the prince of Daein. Wanna be commander of my army? Micaiah: No. Pelleas: Pretty please? Micaiah: Well…okay. Sothe: What?! You can’t be serious! Micaiah: No talking or I throw you in the cage. Sothe: Awww… Pelleas: Alright, well that means that Zihark, Jill, and Tauroneo are working for you now. Hawk: *Final Fantasy IV style victory dance* Act V Narrator: After a decisive victory at Terin, the Daein Liberation Army moves on to— Fiona: Hey, wait! You’re not really going to skip my recruitment chapter are you? Narrator: Yes, actually. Haven’t you ever noticed that no one cares about you? Fiona: B-But I’m the daughter of Lanvega and ruler of Marado! Narrator: You hear that sound? That’s the sound of nobody caring. Get out of here. Fiona: … Narrator: ANYWAYS, the Liberation Army is attacking Umono Prison Camp now. So if you’ll excuse me, I need another shot of whiskey. *Just outside the prison camp* Hawk: Hey Nolan, what’s the plan? Nolan: General Tauroneo has orders to distract the main Begnion forces for as long as possible. We’ll sneak in and free the prisoners. Hawk: Sounds like we’ve got it easier than he does. How many troops did he take? Nolan: …Troops? *Meanwhile…* Tauroneo: To be honest, I was thinking there would be more enemies here. Begnion Soldier: AHHHH!!! IT’S REALLY HIM!! Quick, assemble the troops; we’ll need everything we’ve got to take him down! Tauroneo: No man can kill me! This is my HOUR!! *Back with the Dawn Brigade* Nolan: He should probably be able to hold out for…two, maybe three days. Meg: I wanna be like General Tauroneo when I grow up… Hawk: Good luck with that. *A few moments later, inside the camp* Sothe: Looks like Tauroneo has them distracted. They've left only a small force here to defend the camp itself. Micaiah: Perfect. That should make it easier for us to eliminate their defenses, seize the camp, and free the prisoners. Edward (singing): Whooooooaaaa I feel something comiiiiinn’ Zihark (singing): Feels like a Riot in the Dungeeeeeeoooooonnn! Hawk: …What was that? Nolan: It’s a Swordmaster thing. Hawk: Huh? Nolan: …They really like their Metal. Hawk: *facepalm* *On the other side of the camp* Tormod: Sooooo--oooothe! Sothe: Huh?! What... Micaiah: Eh? Tormod: Have no fear...Tormod is here! I'm coming to your rescue! Sothe: Tormod?! You crazy fool... Hawk: So I’m gonna take a shot in the dark here and say that the big green tiger guy and the raven girl are Laguz, right? Nolan: What, you’ve never seen one up close? Hawk: Nah. I just know they can transform and they’re supposed to be really powerful. Leonardo: Sounds about right…the tiger just tore his way through his twentieth soldier while we’ve been talking. Hawk: Oh…uh…then we should back to work, I guess. Let’s move! Muarim: Sorry, you’re a little too late; I just finished ripping out their commander’s heart. Djur: What? But I feel just fine…oh…never mind, then. Muarim: Did you want me to save him for you? Hawk: …Forget it, let’s just head home. Act VI Narrator: After a series of victories, including a daring rescue at Shifu Swamp, the Daein Liberation Army-- Micaiah: Wait! You’re not really going to skip Shifu Swamp, are you? That was practically my shining moment of heroism! Narrator: If we don’t, we’ll never make it out of Part 1! Micaiah: Awww… Narrator: …You know what? Forget it. This part of the story is fairly self-explanatory, so here it is. *At the Liberation Army camp* Tormod: Listen and be amazed! BIG news afoot! Hawk: Our mages learned how to use summon magic? Tormod: Umm…no…whatever that is. Hawk: You found a hidden cache filled with legendary weapons of untold power that will make us nearly invincible in battle? Tormod: …No… Hawk: You grew another half an inch? Tormod: SHUT UP! Tormod: The apostle is sending an inspection team to investigate the occupation army's abuses! Micaiah: Really? Tormod: She sent me a message that preparations are finally complete. But wait...it gets better. She also issued an imperial edict to the occupation forces telling them to cease all military action immediately! Micaiah: Does that mean the fighting is over? That we've won? Sothe: Indeed. It's hard to believe it's over. It almost seems too easy. Hawk: I guess I’ll never learn how to summon Bahamut… *Back at the Daein Keep* Begnion Messenger: ...In light of which, Her Imperial Highness, Empress Sanaki, has conveyed to you this edict. Occupation forces are to hereby lay down all arms, convene in Daein Keep, and await the inspection team. *Jarod points his spear at the messenger* Begnion Messenger: I really should have seen this coming. Alder: Yep. *Jarod brutally stabs the messenger* Alder: Duhhh so what’s the plan now, boss? Jarod: We KILL the Silver-Haired Maiden, of course! Hah hah hah hah!! Alder: Okay, boss. *Later that night, just outside the Liberation Army camp* Micaiah: Oh, Yune...for some reason...I feel... so tired lately. ...But it won't be long... I'll go back home to Nevassa...and then...save Daein... Jarod: So, you escaped the idiot's ball to be alone? How trusting of you, Silver-Haired Maiden... No--I'm sorry--Priestess of Dawn. If you really can work miracles, you'd best work one up for yourself now. Micaiah: Hm? What? Oh! Begnion soldiers! Jarod: …Of course we’re Begnion soldiers, who else goes around wearing bright red armor?! Micaiah: General Jarod?! Why are you here? Jarod: I'm doomed, thanks to you. But if I have to go down, I'm taking someone with me... The vice-general to the Daein Liberation Army, the revered Priestess of Dawn. *The Black Knight warps in* Jarod: Hey! Do you mind?! I’m right in the middle of my EVIL assassination plan! Micaiah: Who are you? Black Knight: Be at ease, Maiden. I shall not let him harm you. I was once one of the Four Riders, serving the army of old Daein. If you recall the name of the Black Knight, you will withdraw from this place at once. Jarod: I STAB YOU DEAD!!! *Thirty seconds later* Jarod: How…how…how did you DO THAT?! *Dead Begnion soldiers are littered on the battlefield, and Jarod is bleeding profusely from what was once his left arm* Black Knight: Make your peace. This blow will be your end. *The Black Knight slashes at Jarod, but Alder takes the blow* Alder: Did I…do good…boss? *Dies* Jarod: NOOOOO!!! I will have my REVENGE! *Leaves* Black Knight: You would simply let him go? Micaiah: He is not ours to judge. He belongs to the apostle now. I suppose he must bury his fallen friend and pray before facing her. Sothe (after appearing from nowhere): …We should have killed him. Seriously. Act VII Narrator: On the eve of their greatest victory yet, the Dawn Brigade is beset by yet another trial. The Begnion general Jarod has decided that rather than face the Apostle’s judgment, he will lead his soldiers on one final mission of revenge. He launches a brutal assault on the city of Nevassa, forcing the Liberation Army to either take up arms and fight, or watch their capital city burn to the ground. *At the Liberation Army camp* Daein Soldier 1: Begnion is attacking Nevassa! Daein Soldier 2: No! My parents live there! They're far too old and frail to defend themselves! Daein Soldier 1: My wife and kids are there, too! It's that heartless murderer, Jarod... He just wants us to suffer to the bitter end. Nolan: This is terrible… Hawk: Eh, it might not be all bad. Nolan: Please tell me you didn’t mean that the way it sounded. Hawk: Well, yeah, but just hear me out for a second. Since the Apostle sent an inspection team, the fighting was supposed to be over, right? Nolan: Right… Hawk: And that means that after everything we went through, we STILL wouldn’t be able to kill Jarod! Now, after pulling something like this, he’s definitely going to die! So yeah, we’re gonna lose a few buildings in the process but come on…it might even be worth it. Nolan: You have a very strange way of thinking. But I do agree with you on one thing, I wouldn’t mind the chance to bash Jarod’s head in. Do you think Micaiah and Prince Pelleas will give the order to attack? Hawk: Should happen any second now. *A few minutes later, after a rousing speech by Prince Pelleas* Pelleas: …I shall not... I... I cannot ignore this tragedy. No man can, and certainly no prince... I cannot look away when my people suffer. And so I ask... I ask you all. Please, will you join me?! Daein Soldier 1: Long live the prince! Daein Soldier 2: Long live Prince Pelleas! Daein Soldier 2: Long live Daein! It's time to save our country! Hawk: …So did I call it or what? You heard him, let’s get moving. Nolan: Sounds good to me. Edward: Yaaaayy!! Leonardo: Right, let’s go. *A while later, in the Daein Keep* Jarod: Listen up, all of you. This is our last chance to die as we've lived. As proud soldiers of the empire. If we survive this fight, imprisonment and a hushed-up execution await us. If we run from this fight, dishonor and pursuit will dog our miserable days. So I say, let's give those Daein curs a fight to remember, and let the glory of our deaths light our way! We've lived as proud soldiers of the empire! Let us die as proud soldiers of the empire!! Now GO! Micaiah: That shout...that's Jarod! For Daein's sake, this time I swear I will put an end to him. Hawk: Well, chances are it’s actually going to be either the Black Knight or Queen Nailah that’ll put an end to him. Speaking of that...hey, Mr. Black Knight! Black Knight: …You called for me? Hawk: Do you still have that Warp Powder stuff? Black Knight: Of course. Why do you ask? Hawk: Why don’t you just use it to warp over to Jarod and finish him off? Black Knight: … *A few seconds later, on Jarod’s side of the battlefield* Jarod: There’s no way I can fail…I WILL have my revenge! *The Black Knight warps in* Jarod: *girly scream* IT’S YOU AGAIN!!! Black Knight: This time, there is no one left to defend you. Jarod: Of course there is! I have plenty of loyal soldiers at my command ready to—they’re dead already, aren’t they? *The rest of the Dawn Brigade soon shows up, leaving dozens of dead Begnion soldiers behind them* Hawk: That went a lot more quickly than I thought. Nolan: In all fairness, Queen Nailah did most of the work. Nailah: Oh, please. I only killed about a hundred or so of them. It’s kind of an off day for me, really. Leonardo: So, what about Jarod? Hawk: Sit back and watch the show. *The Black Knight activates Eclipse on Jarod* Jarod: NOOOOO!!!!!! *One gruesomely bloody finishing move later* Micaiah: We won! We've taken back our country! Daein is under our control once again! Narrator: And so, the country of Daein was freed at last from Begnion tyranny. Soon after the battle, Pelleas was crowned king over the newly independent country, and for the first time in three years, Daein was finally at peace once more. End Part 1 EDIT: Really should have put one of these up when I first posted. Here's a link to the feedback topic, excuse me while I bang my head against the wall. Feedback Topic

It saddens me than nobody posted this yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWoqBVEqNWo Also, here's a link to my pick for ending theme. Rurouni Kenshin Third Ending - Heart of Sword Yes, they're both T.M. Revolution. Why? Because he makes the best freakin' Anime themes that have ever graced my ears.

Fanservice...it's everywhere these days. Anyways, glad you liked it. Yeah, that'd be me. Whoops. You see, I'm pretty much the editor for Aizengard's Anime reviews, and that little bit there was a...miscommunication. I took some of Aizen's notes the wrong way and figured that the...attraction was mutual. Ah well, as they say in CoD: Black Ops when you commit suicide, "mistakes were made." Huh, good to know. Kind of makes me wonder what would've happened if the story started out like that. As for you "butting in," if you want to call it that, feel free to "butt in" anytime. A little extra insight never hurt anyone. :D

I got 39/101. Does that mean I fail at Anime? Not sure whether to be happy about that or not.

Come on, who didn't see this coming at some point? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=942tyNGT2ak Now for something a little different, RED - "Breathe Into Me"

Ahhh...whoops, good point. Probably should have put a little more thought into that. Sorry.