Candlejack

I am also on EpicMafia for, jesus I dunno, almost a year now, under CoworkerJim.

Casting possibilites = unhelpful? SHIT I SHOULD'VE GONE TO CATS UNIVERSITY OF LOGICAL ABORTIONS. Lynching somebody on a tell that isn't even there ≥ logical reasoning based on exploiting that mistake? SMASH IS TO DEBATING LIKE YOU ARE TO MAFIA MY FRIEND. So wait you're voting for somebody who is actually trying to help town by pointing out various tells and you want to vote me, even though you admitted a few words before that the two others are more plausible? I'd switch votes but Lux is more obvious than you. And you'd probably blow THAT out or proportion too.

Nitpicking here But mafia used ice picks. Yakuza used swords.

Because otherwise, 3-13 Archer will skullfuck us all.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

Can you unbold my name on the last page or General Spoon will be a meany pants. And WoMC has interesting implications. Although I don't think a WEIGHT has anything to do with construction. Unless we're talking about a site-clearing weight. Or something weighty. Like a wrecking ball. Actually, Spoon isn't specific about what KIND of weight the killer uses anyway. The term is so vague it could apply to anything. But what could weigh 10,000 kilograms in the first place?

Or maybe I'm just paranoid. Which helps a lot in Mafia if you think about it. A) You always have some sort of back-up plan if you're on your own in town. B) Making alliances with everyone helps keep who should be at your side in check. C) Helps you see things with a certain clarity. Like if mafia take advantage of things I overly-criticize. Either way, scum telling can be as subtle. Extremely subtle.

I missed this. Beginning of d1: And keep in mind that this was BEFORE he changed his vote. So let's see. We have- 1: A completely baseless lynch on something that isn't even mentioned or referenced to by Spoon himself. 2: Even worse defense when I pressure-voted him to see if he had more of a reason than "I pulled it out my ass". 3: Somebody who voted a villager on Day 0 (Which is epic fail might I add) is now voting ANOTHER fellow based on something that isn't even there. ._0 At least I have reasons.

Oh and a quick shout out to Spoon: Pretty sure Nightmare is dead, but it says he is alive on Page 1.

Lux voted first on d1. With a shitty excuse for a reason. And I noticed that 3/5 people who voted for Nightmare yesterday want me lynched. PRE-POST EDIT: Well after seeing Bizz unvoted me, I suppose that's 2/5. But I also see somebody who wanted to lynch Hero on me as well. And then he died later. Could just be a noob 3-13. BECAUSE A SMART 3-13 WON'T KILL ON NIGHT 1 UNLESS THEY GET LUCKY. HINT HINT HIwell okay they did good I guess.

THE S KEY SLIPPED. THE GODDAMN S KEY SLIPPED. K I might as well just get lynched. GO GO FAIL TOWN YAY

*Flails around wildly in a straight jacket* I'm in.

Fixed it for you.

Red Fox of Fire: Professional Troll. Well, considering what FFtF consists of, it's not that hard to troll somebody.

Voted for a villager. Not to say "OMG HE IS AUTOSCUM" since people are capable of mistakes. Let's not make one twice in a row.

I'm going to continue my list now. Starting where I left off: Bizz- A shit load of things: mountain trail, embroidered dress company, and a drinking game above others. No idea what to see if he is mafia. Generic Officer- Well, something Chinese or Dynasty Warrior related. For those who don't know, shit like "Are your wits a match for mine" or "Oh no! I-It's Lu Bu!" Big Daddy- Well, anything Bioshock related, like somehow "paranormal burns" or references to the Big Daddy's strength- WHICH CANNOT CARRY 10,000 KGs. Pride- Too may outcomes to count. Something to do with vanity I think, so mirrors might work. Alternatively, there is a villain from Fullmetal Alchemist named Pride so Spoony might pull something from there. WOMC- Has played mafia before on a site called mstuils.net I think. Might have experience, might not. There is also a ringtone. :/ Crysta- The name of the fairy who will inherit FernGully. Basically, another movie Avatar ripped off that has to do with a human being shrunk to a fairy's size in order to help stop a being of pure pollution. So something having to do with cartoons or the like. Lux Aeterna- Again, a Clint Mansell song among other things. So musical hints may work. Lychees- A kind of soapberry that also goes well with martinis. Hints about these berries and/or James Bond (If applicable) go straight to him. Luke Von Fabre- A Tales character who wields swords. Also somewhat inexperienced/idiotic of a character but tons of shit happens to him, it's impossible to fit it onto one post without a tl;dr. Core- Something that caught my eye was an organization with the same name as an acronym- CORE (Center for Organ Recovery and Education) General Spoon likely could've used this IMO. Alakazam- Something either to do with Pokemon and/or Magic.

Wait let me get this straight: 1. Noting certain features of a username's... name... knowing full well that Spoon is capable of inserting subtle hints in murders isn't helping? Especially when nobody else seems to be doing likewise beforehand? 2. Catching somebody on a crappy reason isn't helpful? Tells can pass like winds. 3. A townie who seems to be spouting "gibberish" is better than a completely inactive townie imo. At least the gibberish will mean something later on. At least when we're all dead for being incompetent. This is a more plausible solution for people who want to lynch me. At least I am A) Being helpful by pointing out whatever Spoon might use against us and B) Not inactive, which hurts town a lot more. So you can either lynch me now and waste a lynch, or wait for night phase and either A) Let alive so the maf has a blamable suspect or B) Get killed by an idiot 3-13. Either way it solves a problem if we choose the latter. *Breathes in* *Breathes out* I. AM. NOT. SUSPECTING. YOU. If that was the case, EVERYBODY is a suspect on my list, including me. AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NO MAFIA IF I AM HELPING TOWN. No, I am noting EVERYONE on this list. So don't feel special.

I'm not FOS'ing anybody in particular except Lux for obvious reasons (If they aren't obvious to you, then read through the last few pages AGAIN), and I'm just stating what I see. General Spoon put clues into his murders in the last game and I want to make sure town is prepared for that.

Good lord you guys are voting to lynch me for something town is supposed to do: suspect people and provide information about them that could be critical later on. If we're lynching me on that basis, then we should probably lynch General Spoon as well.

Other results on google searches on people's names: Hikarsua- Nothing, just him on various other sites. DevianTART for one. Isaac55- Sir Isaac Newton immediately comes to mind. The man who invented gravity. In a game where somebody was killed by a large weight. Just a thought. Also, he voted for Nightmare too. Cap'n Crunch- Spoon made his earlier reference too obvious in the last round so look out for cereal references. Candeljack- Look up my name at your own demi CATS- Well, other than the whole "ALL YOUR BASE" thing, nothing. Oh, and actual cats too. Balcerzak- A cop named John Balcerzak from Milwaukee who was fired for handing over a victim to a serial killer. Also known for homophobic statements. Basically a bad cop. ... Fuck. I eat tables- References to eating and/or tables. messy mike- A hip hop star. Full name Messy Mike Stainton. Dracohon- Nothing but references to a Harry Potter fanfic that includes a knife in its title. Freohr Datia- Referenced by Lux as "Whispering Shadows" or something. WILL CONTINUE LATER

Ah. Missed that part. Shit I am far too hyper. Also noticed that General Spoon is a douche who likes to insert not-so-obvious hints in his death scenes. So Big Daddy COULD be likely. However, looking into Lux Aeterna's name: Song by Clint Mansell. Also a dancing company. Basically, if anything musical was implied in any sort of scene, Lux is scum.

Oh, and if Alakazam was a mafia guy, he'd have us all dead within a few seconds. Or he is leaving us alive for the lulz

17 minutes after he posted.

Lux also edited a post on Page 4. :3