Cedar

Ha, I was wondering why TEB had a larger than usual influx of visitors yesterday. I'm flattered you like this tool enough to advertise on my behalf, Klok. ^_^ It's cool. I was planning to advertise on SF once the tool was more complete, since it crashes whenever I'm adding/experimenting with new features. I guess I'll just have to emphasize that it's incomplete and unstable in my OP. I'll make an official announcement post about this once it has a name and I finish the IF/ELSE condition codes. Until then, I welcome people to try it out. Just keep in mind it can crash at any moment.

Fixed. Because Cedar Nihx. I love that mug. <3

Because it's too adorbz. °w° And I see you've posted Pixie. The "SRO" shirt is great~

Nice job, Nih~ Looks amazn. Nothing wrong with recycling old work. :3

Wow, you're really good at this~ Those splices looks really clean and awesome. ^_^ And pirate Nergal is the BEST EVER.

Phoenix looks cute! Nice work as always, Nih. ^_^

Nih, you're so pro~! <3 I'm so glad you volunteered to help with the Zhack~

Also note that Britain is now attached to France, and Russia has pretty much swallowed most of Eastern Europe. :3 Yeah, the map wasn't really meant to mirror current times. It's super simplified for hacking purposes lulz, as befitting of a joke hack~

Breaking the fourth wall is our specialty. ^_^ And apparently, trolling is as well. So you can expect a little rage, but it will mostly be of the lulzy variety.

Three months later... No patch, but THIS HACK IS NOT DEAD! As of today, we're finishing up chapter 14 and touching up what we have for FEE3. And here are some screenshots to prove it! Chapt 11: Chapt 12: Chapt 13: Chapt 14: Also, our team is as productive as ever: I mean, look at that PRODUCTIVITY! Thanks, Cam, for taking this screenshot of the Zhack Skype chat at its finest. :3

Oh, look. A new FEE3 thread. Add these projects to the line-up please: - Project Z (aka. TEB's zombie hack, FE7) - Maiden Quest (FE7) Probably gonna be just playable demos for 'em both. Interviews may be a possibility, but eh.

Aura Wolf linked me to this thing from Skype. Permission granted. Cameos are always amusing. XD Thief/Assassin class please.

Yay. Motivation get!

Glad to hear you're enjoying it so far~! ^_^ You can thank Dess for the lulzy humor. Your favorite parts were all his ideas. ^_^ Also, since Dess is the director/main script-writer of this hack, everyone else on the team is pretty much following his lead, so I'd go as far to call this his hack, pretty much.

Poor Dath... He's pretty much the joke sandbag as far as the first few chapters go. Because...well, he's the only "normal" person in the hack.

KOJIIIIIII! Welcome to Serenes Forest. ^_^ It's ginormous. Nice to see another TEBer around. I didn't expect to see you here. XD

And a glitch has been spotted. XD Apparently, on chapter 4, if you haven't escaped by turn 5, the ROM may or may not freeze do to a unit loading glitch. Here's a patch that should have that glitch fixed: http://www.mediafire.com/?5h328241hf7hfgy But as long as you've escaped by turn 5, you should be fine playing the first patch. @Espeon. You named your tactician the n-word? O_o

YEEEEEEEES! DEMO PATCH 1 IS HERE: Demo Patch 1 All feedback is appreciated. ^_^

Eh...Well I suppose we could change his class to generic villager... That would make him more worthless.

Oh cool. So I won after all.

Voted Iava. ;)

Whoah...Such a positive response already? Sweeeeet. I do too!! It's one of the highlights of this hack that I can't wait to get to. XD I mean, who wouldn't want a MANRY pegasus-riding beserker unit on their team? EPIC. I dunno. Ask Dessy. But that would be awesome. And yes, other Monty Python references will be made. Guaranteed. Yay. ^_^ He's your character, right? You could send Dessy a sample script/monologue/line of what you'd like him to say, and we could edit the text up a bit. And yeah, he's pretty worthless... Just wait till you play the demo. XD Your welcome~ It indeed shall. The demo should be released pretty soon. We're just waiting on some mugs to be tweaked up... Everything else is pretty much set to go. XD Chapter 5 would be preferred. Chapter 4 (at least the beta/demo version of it) is complete. Thanks for the thought though! I know right? Dess is a GENIUS. XD Seconded. I mean, Dessy's script...Oh goodness. I died of lulz when I first read it. Even now, reading through it, I can't help but chuckle. Granted, I do have an odd sense of humor, but the script really is ridiculously unique...or should I say, uniquely ridiculous? Either way, it was an absolute pleasure to event this win~~ I had lots of fun working with it. XD

TEB's "Z" Project So, as you may have figured out from the title, the Emblem Brigade (aka. that site that Cedar won't stop shamelessly promoting) has been working on a forum joke hack, featuring post-apocalyptic Europe, zombies, a ginormous laser-firing budgie, and other such outrageous things you won't ever find in any old sane FE hack out there. The planning process for this hack actually began a little more than three years ago (way before my time at TEB), but recently, progress (at least hacking-wise) has taken a huge jump for the better. We're up to chapter 4 now and going strong. We plan for this to be a full-fledged hack with 20+ chapters. It's main objective, as with all the other hacks I've ever worked on, will be for the lulz. So logic, balance, and normal FE mechanics may, can, and probably WILL be thrown out the window for the sake of hilarity. Oh, and the fourth wall will be practically nonexistant. Don't believe me? Take a look at our SCREENSHOTS: And here are some VIDEOS to boot: A playable demo can be downloaded here: Demo Patch 1 As for the TEB team working on this hack (Credits): As you can probably tell, I'm really excited about this hack. It's the reason I took up eventing/FE modding in the first place, and as head eventer of this project, I'm gonna do my best in helping to bring all of TEB's lulzful ideas to life.

Yeah...Not much strategy that can be done with just one or two units... I'm just hoping my custom events will keep people from getting too bored of Sain-solos. XD You'll get to use more units after chapter 3's done. Hopefully, the strategical gameplay part of the hack will pick up by then.

Dessy! 'Bout time you showed up around here. ^_^ Welcome to SFF! New members are always welcome! Feel free to post...stuff. Yeah. I'm totally not copy pasting my generic welcome on TEB.