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Inb4 Rowan and Lianna released in Heroes on the same day.

I think the movies didn't have a good critical response, hence the huge gap. I prefer the books anyway. Much better job at developing the characters.

@eclipse Considering OP is an obvious troll, can you just locked the thread and possibly ban OP as well?

Dude, Bionicle was my jam as a kid. Wasn't able to get many of them, but I'm pretty sure Bionicle was my introduction to the concept of an expanded universe. Also, obligatory meme. Well I went and found this on Youtube. Damn did Bionicle have good music.

While I see where you're coming from, SS being one of the weaker stories in FE, I hesitate to call it worse than Fates, which is like an incest fantasy centered around a Gary Stu/Mary Sue. It doesn't screw up it's themes like SoV with Alm being royalty and trying to make the player sympathize with an arrogant douche like Berkut. SS writing might be on the weaker side, but I don't really recall any moments that makes me think "The f*ck were the writers thinking?" Though in retrospect, I put it on similar footing with Awakening.

Make him a free character for April fools day, where his gimmick is that at the beginning of the map, everything about is randomized, down to weapon and skills. This would simulate him summoning a hero from the gacha.

There's also the fact that Conquest story sucks. I don't think anyone should have that as their first experience to Fire Emblem. Both gameplay and storywise, Conquest is not for someone new to the franchise. I would either recommend Blazing Blade or Sacred Stones, since they're pretty easy and conventional, and storywise, better than the 3DS games in my opinion. Shadow Dragon might be good too, since a good part of the series is basically rehashing characters from it. Though storywise,(in regards to characterization) and graphicswise, any of the GBA games beat it.

I was expecting people to bring that up here. Was thinking of putting a warning against, but I figured no one would have listened.

That or manaketes are like sharks; goddamned teeth factories.

Well, Tinder Emblem: Warriors went up today, so you know what that means. MEMES.

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It's called this because its user was a pirate made of corn. Goddammit do I hate zexal.

There was a lot of stuff I didn't experience in my childhood either, mainly a lot of game consoles(the Wii was the first non-handheld I ever had) but that was finicial issues. The closest my parents came to being hard-asses was my dad being grumpy all the time, which was due to his shitty health. Guy went through a pack of smokes in a week. I was surprised when it was heart issues that did him in and not his smoking.

In Yugioh, anything can and will kill you.

Top-tier pun

Don't ask me what this is. I have no idea.