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Astellius

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  1. Has that happened though? There's a lot of fun, lighthearted sarcasm floating around, and there's no need to chill the thread if there's no actual problem. I've also added a lot of ridiculous advocacy. It's all in good-natured fun, or at least that is my intention. The appropriate reaction is probably "lol," considering it's a joke. (Operating under the assumption that the joke worked.) But perhaps we need to run a poll to find out the appropriate reaction?
  2. Join the Minerva bandwagon! Argument needs work. This is not a logical possibility in the universe. Please limit all logical suppositions to statements that could, theoretically, be true. Everyone likes Minerva, and that's a necessary logical feature of the universe. Any universe where people might conceivably not like Minerva is one that's broken beyond repair and should be discarded. Psh, lies, lies, we are going to win handily! It will be pure Minerva domination from start to finish. In fact, every match not featuring Minerva will just be a draw, because everyone will be on Team Minerva and no one will be on any other team. We're going to smack Camilla so hard, her boobs will spin and clap behind her.
  3. This was the easiest GHB so far, only took a couple tries. Did this with a team consisting of 5-star level 40 Sharena, a-Tiki, Priscilla, and Camilla. I positioned Tiki in the forest to bait the ninja. With the Fortify Def benefit from Sharena, she doesn't take any damage. The axe wielder and healer clog up behind that ninja, working to heal it, while Navarre and the other ninja go down the open corridor. Next turn, Tiki stays where she is, and Sharena goes to the edge of Navarre's range and waits. Navarre strikes Sharena, and Sharena knocks out half his HP. Sharena finishes him on my turn, Priscilla heals Sharena, and Camilla goes into the spot where Navarre was and attacks the ninja. At this point, it's pretty easy just to mop up the remaining enemies.
  4. I use BlueStacks, it works fine on that. It also works on Nox, but I find that the game stutters when I use that, so I just use BlueStacks. It doesn't work on Memu.
  5. So I guess there's going to be a lot of this going on: You can see Gordin making a five point butt shot in the gif. If you guys don't want to be like that brigand, then you must join Team Minerva. Save yourself the butthurt. Minerva is best.
  6. Haha, yeah, I noted as much in the Smashboards forum. Sucks for us, eh?
  7. I have 10: Roy, Hawkeye, Sharena (promoted), Rebecca, Merric, Priscilla, Catria, Camilla, Tiki (adult) (promoted), and Cherche. None were acquired with any orbs I bought, nor did any have benefits from paid orbs (i.e., improved chances for 5-star because of summoning). The only time I bought orbs was just recently for the vs. Michalis banner, as I really want Minerva. I didn't get her then. I saved my free orbs since the Michalis banner left, and then poured them into the current banner for Wyverns, hoping to get Minerva. Instead, I got Cherche... Sadness consumes the deepest portions of my soul.
  8. So much nonsense going on in this thread right now. Look, I get it, Camilla is paradoxically both pretty cool and totally hot all at once. I married her in my first Fates run. So, yeah, I get it. But listen to me. After I married Camilla, it was all good and gravy for awhile, but then we had a child, a beautiful little girl that we instantly abandoned in some weird, unknown realm because we loved her so much. Now, our dear Kana was a very sweet girl, but there was, well, there was something quite off about her. The last time I saw her, Kana looked to be about 10 years old, but, despite her age, she apparently did not know how to pants. I was horrified--how could this happen?! How could my child grow to such an age without mastering the life skill of how to put on the pants? I turned to my wife, my pantsless wife, to ask her how such a travesty could have occurred. As my eyes naturally wandered south to her immodestly clad nether-regions, I realized the grand error in my choice of waifu... I knew where all of Kana's shameful pantslessness came from... After that incredibly sad, personal, and tearful story, I'll now seek to impart a moral that's relevant to the aforementioned nonsense that's going on in this thread. Don't support Camilla in the gauntlet. Learn from my mistake, BEFORE you have a 10 yo little girl who doesn't know how to pants! Instead, I implore you, rally around a true leader, the one and only Princess of Macedon, Minerva...! (Okay, she's not the only princess of Macedon, but it sounded good in the moment.) Besides, Minerva is clearly going to sweep the competition. She's obviously the best choice. Her Hauteclere will strike down all of the competition. If you're not supporting Minerva, you need to get the boobs out of your eyes and support the Red Dragoon. I'm sure some of you are saying, "But I'm supporting Subaki (or insert whatever other nonsense there is)." To which I say, "Get the boobs out of your eyes, and support the Red Dragoon." Support Minerva, she's the obvious choice for this gauntlet (and the obvious winner)!
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