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  1. I've taken this opportunity to reassess my views on all inland bodies of water.
  2. I want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!
  3. Hanz


    I'm in the butterflies and the sun, and I'm just a vague, benevolent force. You're on your own.
  4. I'm Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.
  5. Do not touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.
  6. Gamera is really neat! He is made of turtle meat!
  7. Slab Bulkhead! Bridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bald Bigplank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bulk Vanderhuge! Thick Mcrunfast! Buff Drinklots! Slunk Slabchest! Fist Rockbone! Stomp Beefmob! Smash Lampjaw! Punch Rockgroin! Buck Plankchest! Stump Chokmen! Dirk Hardpeck! Rip Steakface! Crud Bonemeal! Brick Hardmeat! Rip Slabcheek! Bob Johnson! Oh wait... Smoke Man Muscle! Gristle McThornbody!
  8. We have had things removed for far less than that, so I would definitely say no to the sig. Since you asked, I will not warn you or anything for it but I will have to take it down.
  9. Hanz


    http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5771/shockwave003.jpg http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5608/shockwave001.jpg http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1702/shockwave002.jpg Jawsome
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    Technically that was "Shockblast"...and yes it was pretty bad. The newest version of Shockwave is awesome.
  11. Hanz


    Just really hard to find him. He is going online for up to $70. But guess what my mom just sent me from Walmart: She found him for me!
  12. Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies.
  13. This thread is very old and that isn't exactly the most constructive of responses. Closing.
  14. Yup...crabs are our thing. Our crab business doesn't seem like they are going anywhere down on my end. Maybe it is only up north.
  15. Hanz

    Who Resembles You?

    I have had people tell me I look like a fusion of John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne who was a member of the Blues Brothers.
  16. Yeah...no point in this now. Closing.
  17. Oh crap...sorry about that. It was buried under a ton of reports and I didn't see it. The problem was that you used SF to recruit. That just makes the board look bad and opens us up to any retaliation. We have enough stuff to deal with as it is, we don't need to get involved in that.
  18. http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=8152 Sounds pretty good so far.
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