Wait, can we do them if they are pre-established characters from another franchise? Like, Henry x Cynthia (from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl)? I probably won't do that, but just for an example. (By the way, i'm definitely going to submit one or two.)
I would be a soldier. Just in the middle of a lot of generic soldiers. Just have someone with a sense of humor talk to me.
Humorous person: Oh joy, another soldier. Me: What, am I too generic to have you talk to me? That's class-ist.
Person: What? You can talk? Me: Yeah...? Of course I can speak! Most of my comrades you just killed didn't have time to speak.
Person: Oh...
Me: Yeah... Well, I hated them anyway. Can I help you kill them? Person: Uhh... okay?
Class: Soldier (obviously)
Lv: 3
H.P.: 23 (80%)
Magic: 4 (15%)
Strength: 14 (75%)
Speed : 16 (60%)
Skill: 17 (25%)
Luck: 16 (60%)
Defense: 13 (40%)
Resistance: 4 (38%)
Someone should make a hack with all these characters.