Inactive Account Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I (that is, the younger, real me with no wolf blood) will be back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 I (that is, the younger, real me with no wolf blood) will be back... ...how can you have wolf blood, cat ears, and wings all at once?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Fake me isn't really my sister- IS a wolf laguz. Real me is double-Branded-> extreme stress/injury causes laguz bloodlines to manifest, resulting in wings and cat ears. (One parent had cat genes, other had hawk genes, weird results) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I can accept that. All but the fact that you make Bianchi sound intelligent. Bianchi hit her head one day, but the effects eventually wore off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Bianchi hit her head one day, but the effects eventually wore off. So is she intelligible or is she as dumb as a stone chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Bianchi oviously has smart moments and stupid moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 So is she intelligible or is she as dumb as a stone chicken? See Fox's post above. (Here's one of the parts of yesterday's episode that I didn't include because it was too long.) -sometime ago- (in a small hut in the remote village of Talrega) Bojik(husband): How is the baby? Nera(wife): I can feel him kicking Bojik: It won't be long, now. Kiryn(daughter): How can you two be so optimistic when we can barely afford one meal a day?! Bojik: How can one be not happy if their child will soon be born? Kiryn: Beacuse! After that baby is born, we'll all probably starve! Bojik: I'll just get a job then! Kiryn: Who would be willing to hire a wolf laguz here?! Bojik: Uhh....But your mom still has her job... Kiryn: But she's a branded! They'll eventually figure it out! Plus! Her job as a waitress hardly pays enough! Bojik: Then tell me, my little cub, what do you plan to do? Kiryn: I...don't know. Bojik: Here you are! Complaining to us about not doing anything and here you are, not doing anything either! Nera: Please don't raise your voice, Bojik. Bojik: I will raise my voice with or without your permission! Do you not remember it is I who wears the pants in this relationship! Nera: Then let me tell you something else then! I'm the one here who supports this family! I get up everyday to be harrased by those men at that restaraunt! Also, before I met you, you didn't wear pants at all! Bojik: .... Nera: That was a wonderful first date... *Nera starts fantasizing* Kiryn: Awkward... *Kiryn leaves the hut* Bojik: Where are you going young lady?! Kiryn: It's none of your business! Nera: You shouldn't be so hard on her, dear. Bojik: I know, but...I'm just so angry that I can't do anything to help this family because of my heritage. Nera: It's alright honey... -midnight- *Kiryn slowly and quietly walks into the hut* Bojik: Where have you been, young lady?! Kiryn: It's none of your business! Bojik: What's that in your pocket? Kiryn: Nothing... *Bojik transforms into a wolf and quickly snatches the bag in Kiryn's pocket* Kiryn: Hey! *Bojik transforms back into his humanoid form* Bojik: Gold?! Where did you get this?! Kiryn: Nowhere.... Bojik: TELL ME!!! Kiryn: NO. Bojik: TELL ME!!! Kiryn: I've been prostituting... Bojik: .... Nera: What's all the commotion? Bojik: Your daughter has been prostituting! Nera: What?! Kiryn: It's completely safe. I know how to transform into a normal person now. See. No wolf ears or wolf tail showing. Bojik: That's not the point! What will they think when they know that our daughter is a whore! Kiryn: I'm doing this to help sustain the family! Nera: So that's why I always find gold under the couch... Bojik: How long have you been at this?! Kiryn: Just a week! Bojik: Who was the latest one?! I'll make him cry! Kiryn: His name was Haar, but he's a sweet guy. He payed more than what I asked for! Nera: Please don't be mad, dear. So how was it, Kiryn? Kiryn: Haar kept falling asleep while we were we doing it. It was kinda annoying... Bojik: You support this?! Nera: She's doing if for us, and more importantly, the baby. Bojik: I... Kiryn: I don't have to stand here and take this! *Kiryn storms away* Kiryn: And I'm never coming back! Bojik: What have I done? Nera: Remember when I found you stumbling over here? Bojik: I know...I know...I wasn't wearing pants... Nera: Besides that. You said that you had lost your way. Perhaps Kiryn has also lost her way...The best we can do is let her walk her own path and pray that she makes it to the end. Bojik: You're right... -in the alleyway- *a man walks by and stops* Arc: Here's some gold. You know the rest. Kiryn: Yes... *after the sex* Arc: What's a gal like you doing in a career like this? Kiryn: I don't know. I just ran away from my home...and I have no other way to make money. *Kiryn's wolf ears pop up* Arc: You're a l-laguz?! Kiryn: What?! Oh no! I thought I could control it... Arc: ... Kiryn: What will you do now? Arc: I don't know. I hold no personal grudge against laguz...so I won't say a word. Kiryn: That's so sweet... Arc: Here. Take this extra gold... Kiryn: Why? Arc: You'll need it much more than I will. Kiryn: What's your name? Arc: Archysis. Kiryn: That sounds like a long name for the narrator to type. Howz about Arc for short? Arc: Alright. Well...Guess I'll be seeing you... *Arc leaves* Kiryn: Arc...what a dreamy guy... -a year later- *Kiryn(older one) is pregnant with two kids* Kiryn: Oh no! I think it's time! Fireman: Just relax! Breathe in and push out. Breathe in and push out... (I'm sure you don't want me to go into detail about this, so....FAST FORWARD!!!) LyleDayek: I'll get the mop... Kiryn: Thanks you two, for being here. Fireman: They're a lovely duo. Kiryn: Yes...I shall name them Lugh and Ray. Fireman: I think those names are taken. Kiryn: Uhh...I don't know...I'll leave it up to the orphanage... Fireman: What? Kiryn: I can't live with the both of them...I only have enough for myself and to pay you. LyleDayek: I'll take them to the orphanage. Fireman: And I'll take you to the orphanage. LyleDayek: What are you talking about?...Of course I know where the orphanage is...I'll just...follow you to make sure you're going the right way...yeah, that's it... *Fireman and LyleDayek take the two kids and leave* Kiryn: One day...I'll be back for you...my beloved children...but for now, I must continue my mercenary lifestyle... -50 years later- (Bojik died of a heart attack, due to unknown reasons that will later be elaborated on. Nera's son died during his early years due to a disease. Nera later remarried to a hawk man. They gave birth to a hawk boy named Hank. That hawk boy later married a kitty-kat girl named Daisy and she became pregant to a human/hawk/cat hybrid.) Daisy: Oh no! My water broke! Hank: Don't worry. I'll get you a new water bottle! Daisy: No time! I think the baby's coming! Hank: Umm...Don't worry...we practiced this plenty of times...just... Daisy: JUST GET THE F*CK OVER HERE YOU F*CKING DASTARD!!! (As you can tell, Daisy is already in extreme physical pain.) Hank: No need to be rude... (You know the drill, so....FAST FORWARD!!!) Daisy: She's a lovely child. Hank: You know. She kinda looks like that Kiryn in the baby pictures that my mom was always looking at... Daisy: Why don't we name her Kiryn, too, then? Hank: Why not? You, little one, shall be named Kiryn, in honor of your auntie, whom my mom loved so much... Daisy: Look! She's smiling! Hank: She's moving her mouth! She's saying something! Kiryn(baby): Where's meh bukket? Daisy: What wonderful first words... *accidentally drops Kiryn on head* Oops. I dropped her. Do you think it could cause possible amnesia side effects in the future? Hank: Of course not...I hope not anyway... Kiryn: Where's meh bukket? Today, the older Kiryn watches over Fox and CGV. Deep in her heart, she knows that they are Arc's children and not hers. However, she won't admit it to herself. She, instead, watches over them, much as she would have with her own two children. The truth to Bojik's heart attack: -50 years ago- Nera: Come on, my dear, you should be more cheerful. Being all gloomy won't bring our son back. Bojik: I know, but if only- Nera: What is it? *Bojik falls to the ground due to a heat attack* Nera: Bojik? Bojik?! No!!! What to do? Everyone here hates laguz....I *Shiharam enters the hut* Shiharam: What's with the noise? Nera: It's my husband...he had a heart attack. Shiharam: He's....dead. Nera: No... Shiharam: Your husband is a laguz... Nera: I- Shiharam: Don't worry. I'll take us far away from here and leave you some money. You can start a new life and give your husband a proper burial. Nera: T-thank you...Lord Shiharam... *peeping through the window is Ashnard* Ashnard: I don't believe it...It actually works... -6 months later, in Begnion- Nera: I finally have a steady income. Fireman sounds too expensive, so I'll go with this guy... *Nera walks into a dark house* Nera: I believe you are a private investigator, Torkel? (Torkel Torkel: Why yes I am. Nera: 6 months ago, my pervious husband died from a random heart attack. He was perfectly healthy, so I believe it was sabotage. Torkel: You want me to investigate who caused the heart attack? Nera: Exactly. Torkel: We'll talk about payment when I get the job done. Nera: Okay. Torkel: There's also something else... Nera: Yes? Torkel: I have a son. My wife recently died. I'm all he has left. Can you take care of him while I'm gone? Nera: Why certanily... Torkel: There's one more thing, too... Nera: What? -a month later- *Torkel arrives in Daein* NEWSPAPER: PRINCE ASHNARD'S RISE TO POWER Torkel: Interesting... In a sudden twist of fate, nearly the entire royal family of Daein fell ill to a plague that has spread from Begnion. However, one hope remained. His name was Ashnard, a prince seldom spoken of, but he was famous on the battle fronts for his bravery and valor. He is now the King of Daein and has decreed a law that allows anyone, whether they come of noble birth or a peasant life, to rise to power in his esteem of knights. see A7... Torkel: I think I'll start with this Ashnard... -night time- *Torkel is outside Ashnard's window on the 5th floor(he's on a really tall ladder)* Ashnard: Heh heh heh... It's been quite a while since I took this out... *Ashnard takes out a black notebook* Ashnard: With this noteback, whoever's name I write dies of a heart attack within 40 seconds...Who would have known that this was what I needed to claim the throne. Plague? HA! If only they knew it was this Death Note that killed them! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Torkel: Death Note? Writing their name kills them? What type of magic is this? Ashnard: And with these shinigami eyes, I didn't even need to ask the name of all those worthless relatives of mine! You know, Ryuk, meeting you may have been the best thing to happen to me. Torkel: Who is he talking to? *Ashnard turns around and looks at the window* *Torkel ducks* Torkel: I hope he didn't see me... Ashnard: ...Heh... *Ashnard smiles creepily* *Torkel is running fast* Torkel: I don't believe it! I got it all in this image and sound capturing device that I made. Maybe I shall call this a video camera? Wait! I know! I'll call it a pornographer! Yes! That's a perfect name! The world will be shocked by what they hear in this pornograph(video). *the sun is coming up* Torkel: The bullock cart should be here any- *Torkel feels a sudden sensation in his heart* Torkel: What's happening? *Tokel falls to the ground, realizing that he is suffering from a heart attack* *Ashnard is calmly walking over to Torkel, smiling creepily still* Torkel: YOU! I should have known... *Torkel closes his eyes, his life flashing before him, the sunlight coming closer as he dies* -flashback to one month ago- Torkel: There's one more thing, too... Nera: What? Torkel: If I should not be back within 6 months, please give up hope, send my child to an orphanage, and... Nera: Yes? Torkel: Make sure they name him Tormod. Nera: Alright. Do you mind if I teach him some things, like respecting laguz and whatnot? Torkel: Sure, go ahead. -flashback over- Torkel: Forgive me...Tormod... *Torkel dies* After Torkel's death, the Daein police force found the "pornographer" and saw the "pornograph". To avoid suspicion, Ashnard revoked ownership of the Death Note. Thus, Ryuk took back his Death Note and Ashnard's memory of the Death Note. Ryuk then returned to the shinigami world, growing more and more bored each day. Today, Tormod is Begnion's laguz advisor, supported by his foster father, Muarim. These days, Tormod wishes he could see his real parents, even if only once. If you watch/read Death note, the last part makes more sense. Don't ask what I'm on either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Death Note LULZ!!!! I want to write an episode... I might not have time tonight though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Great Deathnote reference. Forget bloodpact. Go deathnote! You're definetly setting up for a lot of plot twists and turns Fireman. In the words of Ryuk it's going to be very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Plot twists FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Death Note FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I bet it really was a Death Note and not a blood pact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 I'm off this... I cant follow the path preset for me and still add my magic to it. You finish it Fireman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 I'm gonna go back to making my infamous episodes. I even have a few good bits of inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I've got an episode following Fireman's story arc in the works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 you close to finishing? that's what she said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Sorta. I've gotta finish my homework first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I really should write another episode...sometime... It'll probably end up being filler, since I'm no good with coherent plotlines. (As evidenced by my last attempt. *cough cough*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 That's the word i was looking for. My stuff is filler. It's better that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Another episode. Sorry to everyone new to the sitcom, I haven't entirely gotten your characters personalities yet... The present time: right after Fireman's episode. Wolf Kiryn is with the group, and many of them suspect nothing. Real Kiryn is... nobody really knows. Yet. Scene: Path leading up to an old dilapidated house in a ghost town. A lone figure hurries up the path. ???: -checks GPS- This is so... how the heck did she do that? The person enters the house. It is pitch dark inside. ???: (mutter) this is no time to be eaten by a grue... -takes out flashlight- The room is filled with dim light, revealing another figure collapsed over a table. Fireman (now we see him because of his flashlight): What I want to know is, how the he-- did you manage to get Metal Rabbit to send me after you? A muffled voice issues from the collapsed person. ????: i managed to tell my pegasus where i was- telepathic link between pega and rider, which means my pegasus probably won't work very well with her. it was just a lucky coincidence that MR speaks Equine. Fireman: Well, I'm here now. What do you want? ????: you got any food? it's not like she left me any. Fireman: Here. -he throws a powerbar onto the table and the person struggles to sit up and eats it- ????: now I need a vulnerary or else I need you to untie my wings. Fireman: I have 1/8 of a herb. That's all. ???? just... gimme. and untie the wings. -Fireman puts an herb in front of the person and slashes the bandages binding her wings- Fireman: Shouldn't you be turning normal again? ????: My health's still too low.... from starvation. And poison. You poisoned me, remember? Fireman: No, that's not my style. You know that. It must have been Kiryn. ????:-cough- Fireman: The old one. The wolf. ????: Well, let's get out of here then. I have my place to take back. Fireman and Kiryn leave the building. Back at the base... CGV: Angel, how are the kids doing? Angel: Still being pesky figments of the imagination. Hey, it's your turn to take care of them. CGV: I got Bianchi to babysit them... -other room- Bianchi: As rightful empress of the forest, I command you kids to be quiet! Kid: Aunt Fox is queen, remember? We won't listen to you. Bianchi: Waaa! Fox: Use your common sense Bianchi. They're kids. You have to come up with some better motivation. Bianchi: Common sense? Ugh! The very thought! It's so... common! The idea! -it continues thusly- Hika: Wow, she hasn't made me watch them yet... Amazing. Raven, Zephrion, Lyle and Metal Rabbit are playing Brawl. Nightmare is watching. Raven: FINAL SMASH!!!!! -before he can unleash Great Aether, he gets hit by a Poison Mushroom- Onscreen Ike: (squeaky voice) GREAT....AETHER!!!! Lyle: That was anticlimactic. Zephrion: Hey, look, a party ball! Raven: There's another one over there. Metal Rabbit: Two party balls.... -doesn't finish sentence- Lyle: MR, have you been haxing again? -party ball opens- -potatoes fall out- Zephrion: I'd take that as a yes... On the way back to the base... Fireman: You sure you want to go back there? Kiryn: Yeah. I can't let her pretend to be me. Besides, I think there's something more to this all. There's another impostor- I'm sure of it. Fireman: How can you tell? Kiryn: Remember the... incident between "Kiryn" and Fox? Fireman: Is it even possible to forget that? Kiryn: Well that wasn't me- I was at the store then. I heard about it from Metal Rabbit. And if that "Kiryn" currently taking my place thinks Fox and CGV are her children... it's probable that it was somebody else entirely. That's the scary part. Who is she, who sent her, and who's plotting this time? Fireman: ... Kiryn: Don't tell me they've hired you. Fireman: ... Kiryn: Fine. Whatever. I don't want to know. Just... stop replacing me, okay? Replace someone else. Fireman: That strategy was kind of beginning to wear out... Kiryn: I don't want to know. Here's ten thousand imaginary to just leave me out of this next plot. Fireman: Done. Kiryn: You sure you don't have any antidotefoodvulnerary? 'Cuz these wings are kinda useless if I'm not flying... and I can't fly ahead, because I can't infiltrate the base alone. Fireman: Nope. Kiryn: Meh. They continue towards the base.... That's all I can think of for now. In a while I'll write the epic battle where Kiryn confronts wolfKiryn, but my brain's not really functioning... some filler would be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Ooo. Interesting stuff. Though confusing at first. Good job Kiryn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Excellent. Zork FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 For the win indeed. -is eaten by grue- I'M NOT DEAD YET!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Metal Rabbit: Two party balls.... -doesn't finish sentence- Lyle: MR, have you been haxing again? -party ball opens- -potatoes fall out- Zephrion: I'd take that as a yes... I'd hit it. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Somebody write filler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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