BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Go 7/0 in lane with +30 CS advantage Lose game because your team reported you for playing Ezreal AKA too heavy. But it's okay because Ezreal has all the belts. And the more belts you have the manlier you are. So that makes EZ-real the manliest of them all. Except for maybe singed because he has spikes. And spikes>belts. Ezreal also has goggles. And with goggles he doesn't need a map. There are scopes attached to his goggles for epic sniping. He is a better sniper than Caitlyn because Caitlyn has a wimpy toy gun while Ezreal shoots beams of energy from his fist making him the most badass character in video game history. PS: Do not get Pulsefire Ezreal. If you do you are a wimpy poser wannabe. Just like Redeemed Riven. Congratulations. You now know how to play EZ-real. Have fun reporting your team for feeding and remember: It's NEVER your fault. It's your team's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakusa Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 EZ-real 2 stronk surrender @15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 ff at 10 team too heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakusa Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 enemy team 2 fed gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 NO I'LL CARRY BY NOT GOING TRIFORCE LIKE THOSE WANNABES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakusa Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 jungle fed double buff to enemy AD fml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 fuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solanum Tuberosum Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 BOT LANE IS FEEDING HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 reporting noob jungler for not ganking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 i'm like a durk that's dunk and shark put together because i need to dunk to stay alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 reported for throwing gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Guys I'm autolocking Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 you're pro pls carry us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 one time i carried as fiddle top in a 4v5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immunology Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I bought pulsefire ezreal to take advantage of the 50% off sale, though I'm not using it at the moment because there's one in every game and they're all terrible :(. Ezreal is also my favorite character, so seeing the vast amounts of suckage is disheartening. Here's a video of me if you're interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Fuck Ezreal I use GARen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 one time i carried as fiddle top in a 4v5 pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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