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A Normal Weekend in Serenes Forest


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FRIDAY

Narrator: We start our story with the local lonely man/ poet/ gunslinger: Gatrie AAUL: Guns Blazing

Gatrie: *yawn* what a beautiful day.

Nightmare: sleep well?

Gatrie: yes actually.

Nightmare: .......................................................OK FINE ILL LEAVE ON MY OWN THEN!!!!

Narrator: Gatrie decides to go for a walk down Serenes Plaza.

Gatrie: good morning everyone!

Toa Lord Sothe: SEXCOPTER

Gatrie:........evil......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LLLLL!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!

Narrator: after "dealing with tls" gatrie notices that the streets are empty.

Gatrie:....hello? Hm...so quiet...oh look its Fuukaru Tora and Light!

Narrator: Gatrie walks over to see the two of them but as soon as he gets close Fuukaru Tora and Light run away!!

Gatrie:....hm. odd...

???: leave....

Gatrie: what??

???: leave...go away...nobody wants you here.

Gatrie:...i knew it! I knew nobody liked me!! the signs...i should have known!!

Narrator: So Gatrie got a megaphone and made an announcement.

Gatrie: EVERYONE!! HEAR ME! I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE FOREST...AGAIN!!! DONT TRY TO STOP ME!! IM OFF TO DO SOME SOUL SEARCHING!!!! I KNOW NONE OF YOU WILL MISS ME...SO ITS BETTER OFF I GO!!!

All: HUH? whats he talking about?

Knife: See ya Gatrie!

All: Bye Gatrie!

Cymbeline: Wait Gatrie!! I need to tell you something!!

Narrator: Gatrie listens intently

Cymbeline: (whispers in his ear)its good that your leaving because if you were to ever hit on me again ill kill you in your sleep.

Gatrie:........

Narrator: and so Gatrie left Serenes Forest. Alone. and Unloved.

SATURDAY

ChaosNinji: So he just left like that?

Fireman: I guess...

Emeraldfox_9: good riddence...i mean i wish he never left...yeah

Desdemona: but why would he just up and leave?

CGV: he did it before...why not again?

ChaosNinji: maybe he got threatened?

Fireman: no that cant be it....because i would have remembered threatening him.

Desdemona: Well I miss him.

Emeraldfox_9: i dont.

CGV:........

Fireman: I wonder what he is doing right now? I hope he is ok....

Fox: hahahah.....fooooolssssssss.....

Narrator: meanwhile at Freohr's amusement park...

Lyle: Hey bianchi...did you see fox yesterday? It looked like she was....well.....

Hikari: if you say hot then prepare to have your bal--

Lyle: nononononono i mean she looked like all evil and stuff.

MaSu: BWARG

Princess Kilvas: Hey you guys i thought i saw fox talking to Gatrie yesterday...do you think...SHAD!!

Shadrach: ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Shadrach straps on jet pack and flies off into the distance....

Kyrra: fly away birdie...fly away....

SUNDAY

Fox: ahhhhh...they have no idea....hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! nOW TO EsscaAPE!! HAHhahaHAHAHAHlahahahahahAHA!!

Metal Arc: Not so fast!!!

All: yeah!!!

Freohr: stop where you are Fox!!

MaSu: BWARG!!!

Light: yeah what he said!

Zelika: We know you drove off Gatrie Fox!!

Fox: YOUR ALL TOO LATE!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAahahahHAHAHAHAHhahahzazzzzzahahahahAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Narrator: Fox starts to run but soon runs into somebody.

Gatrie: hello....FOX!!!!

Fox: WHU???

Narrator: Gatrie then stabs Fox.

Fox: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! oooooooohhhnooooooooooo--

Zephrion: --ooooooooooo!!...

Narrator: Zephrion loses controll on Fox's body!!

Desdemona: GASP

Lyle: GASP

MaSu: BWARG

Zephrion: um hey guys...um...it was just a joke...

Narrator: everyone moves in on Zephrion.

Fireman:....ill go get hurricane harrold....

THE END

Edited by Gatrie AAUL: Guns Blazing
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BLARG I could have said BLARG and it would have been in character and not have been a word

well I just go BAWRGH! And im around princess! One would think I would be clinging to her but naw im going BAWRGH!

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