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i hate plesioth (a song by integrity, age 22)


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ok here goes

i fucking hate plesioth

he's a massive bitch

i fuck his ass i break his back

and he never respect the legend

i fucking hate plesioth

fuck his ass forever

if every plesioth in the world died

i would be pretty fucking happy

the end

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freohr and i just did a kill plesioth thing, my lance her bow

he took 15 minutes of constant pounding to finally off

these 15 minutes included such as:

plesioth runs 3 zones to surface for no reason (note plesioth did not stop once during this run except to turn towards the next zone)

he lives long enough and is hit often enough that freohr manages to knock him out with just the missile bow thing

he bleeds at least one full health bar from me just by turning in place

he kills me with a tail spin when i am directly above him underwater

i paralyze him roughly five times

...and then there was the arena green plesioth, which i took a gunlance to and we killed in four minutes, par time being 12. \o/?

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freohr and i just did a kill plesioth thing, my lance her bow

he took 15 minutes of constant pounding to finally off

these 15 minutes included such as:

plesioth runs 3 zones to surface for no reason (note plesioth did not stop once during this run except to turn towards the next zone)

he lives long enough and is hit often enough that freohr manages to knock him out with just the missile bow thing

he bleeds at least one full health bar from me just by turning in place

he kills me with a tail spin when i am directly above him underwater

i paralyze him roughly five times

...and then there was the arena green plesioth, which i took a gunlance to and we killed in four minutes, par time being 12. \o/?

Meanwhile in <insert MMO here>

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That is a great song. I'll have to agree with it despite my limited Plesioth experience.

Holy shit, I love you.

I guess that Integ is sort of like an ace singer-songwriter and I'm one of those expert performers who mostly riffs off of other people's creativity.

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