Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 Argh I'm behind much (Nobody is going to read my posts because they'll be outdated) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I'd estimate that after chapter three my updates will probably go to one chapter per week. Less for some of the longer ones. You'll catch up fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) Chapter 2: The Manly Princess of Bern Plot was boring, so no pics. But, hey, we get a princess. Hi Miledy ;) Nothing inappropriate here… Lol Rude Dude is smart to be afraid of Miledy (he backed up) Lol told So Miledy was right to question you, Rude Dude! Nothing wrong with that statement, either… Nope Wait, how does that solve anything?! Ohhhh so evil Spoiler, you’re not going to make it either way. Don’t talk to me. OH RLLY Probably running away from you. Merlinus is here Because we’ll need you to recruit some people later (maybe, I don’t remember) Only if she’s purty He’s not a lord, he is a knight duh Dibs on the princess Especially if she’s hot That doesn’t sound wrong o.e Nope, men only Oh yeah thanks a LOT Teehee I’ll use the sword because Duster’s got an E rank Screw you weapon triangle Urgh! Don’t be a Sweeper, Duster Women all get to recruit so the old man will step up. Dolt grabs the servant’s stuff ;) Our wall is impenetrable and we didn’t even use The Chin HAX OMG ZORO!! I mean, Dieck… I think that’s a girl so no Ward your meh Yay Parkinglot No your skill stat sucks *Insert dirty joke here C’mon please… Argh! That means Ward will have to grab Thany, if you know what I mean No need to buy anything because the girlz will give us their itemz Cool! Not cool! (Exp. Hogging) I’m starting to second guess my fighter pick… …big time… Zoro is immortal in case you were wondering Yargh finally! What does that stand for…? O_o Impossibru! Probably a smart idea The old man will buy us two of dees (I changed my mind) Stop flirting with the old man! You’re joking… Hatin’ on Parkinglot I am. He meant to say Zoro. Ugh, don’t remind me. TREEZ Crit! First support! Actually, I’m pretty sure your skill is lower than Sweeper’s Moar treez! The RNG goddess is not happy with me… reaaally not happy. Sweeper might get benched. Duster takes the lead. (But his skill is still terrible) Twice through the face. Doesn’t kill him. Not too shabby I want some swords, too. Be jealous of my flowing cape! Healing #screwrankedruns The old man delivers the armorslayer But hopefully we don’t need it Actually your luck stat is zero It is impressive that he didn’t faceplant I’d put a sad face, but at least we got skill. Better… Several turns later… Or a mediocre moustache. Meh, I shouldn’t complain…but I think I will. I’ll rate her. 7/10 Dece Or you could just look at my username and member title. Princess Toadstool I meant to say da Mushroom Kingdom (Hotel Mario is a Five Star game) You mean Mario has dibs? Darn yit! She’s miiine!! And so concludes chapter two. Edited December 2, 2013 by Roy: Marquess of Pherae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) Excellent chapter two! Anyway, thankfully, the level ups start to turn around on chapter three. Also, the BANANA comes. It could be up tonight, but don't count on it. Here's a preview that may make some people happy: Son of a bitch you may just get used. Edited December 2, 2013 by Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Excellent chapter two! Anyway, thankfully, the level ups start to turn around on chapter three. Also, the BANANA comes. It could be up tonight, but don't count on it. Here's a preview that may make some people happy: Son of a bitch you may just get used. BROLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Saul is best healer. Come to think of it, he's the only healer (at base) until Yodel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 I will try to work on Chapter 3 tonight if I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 WOLT HOLY SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 (I bet no one read my post since it's outdated T_T) I must catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I did. Use Lot, you won't be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 :3 Much appreciated and yes, I really underestimated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Haha good. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 In this chapter, things actually start to go my way for once. Fancy that. [spoiler=CHAPTER THREEZ] Chapter Three: Wrath of THE BANANA With one Sage and one General That's cause THE MAN OF STEEL wasn't there Why'd we even save your life? That's an understatement I sure don't I guess he isn't completely insane. Maybe. Have I mentioned before that this game's recruitment theme is amazing? In what FE game have we ever needed to know layouts? Until we get Asshole Asshole can't come fast enough I accidentely bought stuff with Ellen last chapter, so we turn that into Merlinus Marcus goes up to get our fruity friend armed with just a javelin Alan missed, and I was pissed (See what I did there?) CHIN surrenders his weapons to Lance Should have killed Dolt IT'S HIM It's still a theme Roy had to actually kill something. Wow... Me gusta Me disgusta THE BANANA IS IN THE HOUSE His magic growth is actually not amazing This level has lots of chugging vulneries, cause I can't use Ellen How does he hear that? "I can't start touching Narshen with you here." This is a men only run, you can have her for all I care THE BANANA FIGHTS HIS FIRST VICTIM Skill is cool if you're a fighter The theme continues Son of a bitch you may just get used. Not replacing Shin though Fire the fruit! (That's an eight) I hate it when things don't work out See above At least Roy can get some experience from these cavs You know you're in trouble when Dolt can double you You know you're in trouble when Dolt gets better level ups than you Chad can talk to BANANA Pineapple! You're okay! The MAN OF STEEL is losing his luster I lose one use of my tome I'm okay with that We need to start deploying vulneries I bet he gets hit just to make my day even better Shitty as it was it was better than MAN OF STEEL. Never thought I'd be saying that That there is a guaranteed hit, kids. You won't be seeing that very often in this game Even fruits need liquid to survive THE VULNERARIES ARE BEING DEPLOYED Told you there'd be lots of chugging Don't think we're friends after that level up Dieck finally gets the Armorslayer I'm disappointed in you, Roy I like when things work out I like you already That's not going to accomplish a LOT Chugging vulneraries pointlessly Oh, yes!!! That may be helpful next chapter Oh, FE6. Why do you hate axes so much? *Straight to the Hugh Donation Jar* I like BANANA's hit rates I can't believe you guys let the newbie do all the work! I'm sure his speed will recover Well okay then. The ones that take one shot from the Divine weapons But... but... I DON'T WANT TO DO CHAPTER SEVEN!!! Pretty sure Eliwood's already done that [/shot] Lilina is such a player... That's all, folks! Next time: I will cry a lot, and maybe get Rutger. Not looking forward to next chapter at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 why are you using lugh lugh's not manly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 I'll never catch up T_T I NEED TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 The CHIN sees all. He cursed Man of Steel since you neglected him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'm scared of chapter four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 why are you using lugh lugh's not manly Lugh has latent manliness that will show itself once he promotes. He's the best Mage/Sage in FE6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 If you like Lugh, you'll love my next chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Chapter 3: Late, Manly Arrival Not those clowns… Woah! A 9/10 and a total freak! I wonder what King Zephiel is looking at… OH GODS, NO! NOT HECTOR! You mean Idoun? But she’s sooo cute… HEC YES! And hi Chad, you’ll be useful for everything, but combat. You and Astol. If Hector dies, then never. The plan :) :( …our children… and hey, it’s Lu. All lies… SHHHHHHH! Re doesn’t come until later! That soldier must be blind. Oh Sweeper, why can’t your level ups be good? I love your speed. Come at me bros Ugh so unbalanced Strength! :D “That’s just Duster and Sweeper playing outside in the forest, sir.” Idoun! 8/10 NOOO! You’re my least favorite person here! Nope, only MEN are fighting (except those little orphan kidz. Watch out for them) No that’s just….no…. What isn’t there to see?! Dude, she’s like 30 years younger than you. I already don’t like this boss. Zoro is great, but a tad slow later on. I AM the Lycian army! (Oh wait sorry, that’s Hector) Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferno! Villaging… Zoro denies the existence of the weapon triangle. Lu takes on four mighty cavaliers. My god, Lu. You’re almost as good as Lilina. Almost. Magic! Happiness… This is just amazing… OOOOHHH! He’s like Lilina with speed instead of magic! After massacring a squad of cavaliers, the unscathed Lu preys on his next victims. I could almost cry tears of joy. Oh darn… So balanced! Uh oh. I’ll save you for da boss. Bringing out the rapier. I probably should have bought more stuff. :’) And here come those tears of joy The old man had brought us our heavy duty weaponry…but we don’t need it, yet. The best part about this critical is that I saved two more uses on the rapier. With hair like that, he deserves the name, Chet. “Taking down an entire army myself, you?” Time to rack in some easy exp. Er…maybe this will help. Are they talking about me or my father? Kid o_o’ (I’ll remember this, Zoro) Aw, thanks Parkinglot! Oh stop it, you! ;D Says you, Zoro! *Cough Kuina*Cough Don’t try to cover yourself up >_> That didn’t help much. Parkinglot gets hit repeatedly by a 28 hit rate, so Lu jumps in. *Sighs Narshen could never hurt you as badly as Lu. No, my luck has run out! And this could be a problem. Totally forgot about Chet. GET OUT OF MY WAY, NOW!! :’( Oh no… Forget about the manly run. SERVANT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!! Dr-dr-dr-dragons?! (Unaware that I am a quarter one) AW HAIL NAW! WHY MUST THE COOLEST ADULT I KNOW DIE?! That’s *sniff* all for *sniff* now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Jeez, the Banana massacred that entire level. I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I still can't get over Hector... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Lugh is dicks. There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy: Marquess of Pherae Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I don't follow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) Lugh needs to proc a few points of Magic, but after that he's solid. Being able to nuke Knights early on helps with that. Edited December 5, 2013 by X-Naut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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