NobodiePichu Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 soon very soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I forgot how fucking long the beginning of this game is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Alright, I understand it's been a while, but I'm a bit busy at this point in time. I assure you all I will continue this as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 [spoiler=Part 6, we actually get close to what you do in this game] Two months later... I swear, I've been standing here for two months trying to figure out what to say. I can't say 'Jack in, MegaMan, execute!' anymore, so what am I supposed to say? ...I just realized there a creepy truck with arms and a face in the corner of this. Well, looks like they took some inspiration from that crappy 2006 Disney film. Ah, the S key-I mean button mapped to the S-I mean R! THE INVISIBLE WHITE SCREEN INTO HEAVEN! Welcome...to the matrix! Well dang, the matrix just got a whole lot cooler! Meanwhile, in Plate World... WOAH. DAT SPRITE! SO GOOD! Weren't you paying attention? We're in Plate World! We're going to ComiCon! "Okay everyone, from this crime scene evidence we can determine that the murderer...HAS HANDS! Wait, I have hands! What...what if I'm the murderer?!" How much do you bet Geo was voiced by a girl in the TV show? ...oh, what do you know, he wasn't. Well, that's money I lost. No, it's Plate World! Totally bra, to the ocean! I mean come on Xis, you could at least have gotten his flowers first. 'Thingie' is a word still used two hundred years from now. Mankind is doomed. HE IS YOUR LEG! And you hand, and your face, and...a lot of other things. I don't know, I kind of like this Wolf-shaped hand gun. Well I would assume you know the temperature of his feet...you know, because you are his feet. What power? The power of No Bros? See, this guy get's it. Wow this really is a relationship. I'm assuming reasons of a particularly plotty variety. We obviously need to get a radio up. Someone strong, handsome and intelligent, someone like...President Facebook! Ah, so 'pulsing' is the new 'jacking'...this is for children, right? Okay, so that's mapped to the S key-I mean...the R button...the R button is mapped to the R button... Sheesh, why are creepy alien energy wolfs so demanding? Repeat, repeat, repeat! ...I don't actually have anything to say right here. Thirty fourth screen shot in this update just barely misses the sexual innuendo. ...chocolate! Dang it I wanted chocolate... Ah, just like old times! AMERICA-I mean **** YEAH!!! Kid, have you any idea how many people would kill for this opportunity? Countless bluescreen sufferers, viruses causing endless computer crashes, and yet you, yes, YOU, can go in and remove them. YOU can stop the bluescreens! YOU can save the computers! Because this is a Mega Man game, I know we have a gun, and see, the reason the gun was such a successful weapon is because it takes almost no skill compared to literally any other weapon to use effectively. See above. Remember kids, don't drink, it'll turn you into a winer! Well that and the fact that a locomotive can't actually go very far without tracks. To begin, young grasshopper... Shouldn't we learn how to fight before going into the virus infested steam train? With pulsing, the new way to jack! Okay that joke is already old, I apologize. touch the shiny!!! That actually sounds very inconvenient. I mean, I could just we walking down the wave road and brush into the thing and BAM! I'm in a train without a ticket! These waves sounds very easy to intercept. How much to you want to bet any villain will not think to utilize such a weakness? Let's see, I have that on the A key-I mean I'm not emulating this! Got it strange alien energy based life form who just hacked my I-Device and turned me into a spandex wearing space warrior with a hand gun gun hand! *attempts to cut the chatter* *fails, the chatter has no mass to cut* A black screen of ambiguity, one can only imagine... Hey, look in the top right corner, a ghost! Well, let's review, shall we? We have a ghost, a special device for detecting energy beyond the visible spectrum, strange creatures made of said energy, a kind of alternate dimensions in Plate World, yep, we found Ghostbusters 3, better call Bill Murray. In the next update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLord Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Cool, I love the Starforce series of games. I'll be keeping up with this :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Thanks, glad to see another viewer! [spoiler=Part 6.5: Stuck.] WHY DON'T YOU BACK UP THAT TRASH?! Ginger Ale is gone? Unless it involves Ginger Ale, then it isn't my problem. Alright, before we go forward, let us just take a moment to admire me and my awesome. In fiction, evil isn't an abstract term about morally objectionable acts, it's a quantifiable energy source that is measured in Mega Hitlers. Probably like, 0.14 Mega Hitlers. Wha? But...but...I WANNA EXPWORE! Hm, this is a nice little place. I could take a nap, bring in some furniture, it'd be my own little pad. People really need to gate up the blue. Orly? I never would have guessed. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING EVER STARTED HAPPENING! VIRUS RAIN! Well there's that creepy thing. Oh, and it talks! I don't like it. Hey, hey, look, listen, hey! Navis are still around! His body is not ready. The surf was not kind to you brah. No, no, you'll get FIRED! Will I stop linking to youtube videos in this update? Remember to check tomorrow at the same Bat Time, same Bat Channel! BUT I STILL WANNA EXPWORE! A dead end. Very perceptive of me. I can't believe Omega Xis wouldn't let me go down the paths that go places but does let me go down the dead end! Don't mind me, just runnin' around on wave plates! And four seconds later this happens! I can't believe I'm already lost after twenty minutes of cutscenes, an hour of saving screenshots and 3 minutes of actual gameplay. WHAT DO I DO?! WERE DO I GO?! *exhausted huffing* WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?! Oops...I accidentally walked out of Plate World... Okay that was a quick fix. Repeat animation. Repeat Matrix joke. Repeat directionless goose chase! Great, I don't have a map either. I'VE RUN OUT OF PLACES TO GO! Maybe I just need to find a new wave hole. Well I can't pulse into the stationary, non-threatening train that can't move, so that's one option gone. I can't find any other wave holes, so back to the hunt... I already don't want to do this. ALRIGHT, WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS, MOVE ALONG! THEN WHERE IS IT? YOU'VE BLOCKED ME FROM EVERY PATH!!! I feel like I just need to clear my mind, do some laps... Really people, I'd love to move on with this game. I would. But freaking Omega-PainInMyBumis won't let me go down any of the freaking paths! So I must regretfully say that I will need to wait until I figure out what went wrong here (watch the answer be stupidly simple and obvious) before I can do the next update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLord Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) WHY DON'T YOU BACK UP THAT TRASH?! I died right here. Like seriously. WHAT DO I DO?! WERE DO I GO?! I see you got stuck. Unless you've figured it out already, it's top left of where you are in this picture. I've played this like a zillion times so I still remember. Also, nice Sequelitis reference :D Edited July 2, 2014 by DragonLord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 (edited) You're supposed get as close as you possibly can to the train(which happens to be a dead end) and click the little orange whirlpool above the train. Yay for Capcom making it confusing! The nostalgia...I'm definitely following this. Edited July 14, 2014 by Hoshi no Sora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 Glad to see you were pleased with the playlog so far. *bows* [spoiler=Part 7, this isn't going to end soon...] I see you got stuck. Unless you've figured it out already, it's top left of where you are in this picture. I've played this like a zillion times so I still remember. Also, nice Sequelitis reference :D You're supposed get as close as you possibly can to the train(which happens to be a dead end) and click the little orange whirlpool above the train. Yay for Capcom making it confusing! The nostalgia...I'm definitely following this. I feel like such an idiot... And now existence crashes, just great. Get run over by this apparently dangerous, non-moving train. It takes skill to be run over by a train that isn't moving. TOUCH THE SPIKE MEGA MAN! The gap is longer than my body. Oh fourth wall breaks, you're so subtle I hardly notice you! I should note that the previous statement is me lying. Better hurry, or we'll catch Surferantitis. Some people manipulate technology, we ARE the technol-wait that sounds bad. I thought smoke just looked like that in the future. The one word sentence, classic Geo. FLASH! A-AAAAH! That sounds pretty easy to hack, no wonder there's a virus problem. Again with the one words! Hey little man! Come watch me squat! Oh, I actually have to do something here... *click* HOORAY! I BOUGHT TO MANY GAMES! Now we gotta play them all... SO ALL ABOARD THE STEAM TRAIN! CHOO CHOO! Ross is an Australian. It's like sky diving! In Australia...or something. Gentlemen, I welcome you to the land of the boomerangs! Hey, this looks just like Battle Network! OH MY GOD THREE WORDS! That's two more than one. Choo Choo! Those last two sentences seem to express the same point in much the same manner... So it's time to call in the GEEK SQUAD! Here viruses, I bring you chocolate...RAIN! Ope, now we're down to two. Alright everybody, time for the most powerful strategy I have. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINNNNNNNS! Ooh, transition, this must be important. Little smoking marshmallows with hats "Dude, I am like, so high right now." No, I want you to decide on a camera angle. Yes, these armless, gunless, plot-armor-less marshmallows smoking digi-weed are totally going to beat us. Step one, aim. Step two, shoot. Step three...VICTORY SCREECH! "Son, you lost to mettaurs. You are such a pathetic weeny I'm sending you to military school." Doesn't seem like very kind talk to me. Wait, I own an old man? Ooh, a new pose. Will I still have to go to military school? Zzzzz...AH! I'm up! Uh, what did he say, what did he say? "Heh. I'll think about it." Look at me struttin'! Hey marshmallows, come watch me squat! Remember, there's nothing to fear but fear itself. That and marijuana, but it's not like they have any of that, right? SAVING, do not turn power off. Is fighting exactly what you're telling me to do or are those two things separate? Geeze, what a confusing order! IT'SA MARIO TIME! WEEGEEEEEEE! BATTLE TRANSITION OF WHITENESS! Ooh, awful blocky for something called wave. Oh, right, another tutorial. Gee, I wonder were I've heard that term before. Well this is already a step up from Battle Network. O'RLY? I thought they were just there to egg me on. Hahah, no dummy, they have to be in code! You also have to be able to eat it! Even in the life or death fields of blood and glory that is battle, there are laws to be upheld. One, no crotch shots. Well, better get a chisel. That's actually a fairly limited selection. What? No? Why no?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *adds another item to 'List of similarities to Battle Network'.* Still looks pretty limited. Let's see, it's been showing me canons the whole time, and they are typical starting weapons in battle network...Heat Balls! Of course! Obviously the HEATBALL! Sounds like anyone else with a deck of cards. Even in the life or death field of blood and glory that is battle, there is time for mental enrichment through the practice of reading. Alright, I have that set to this key and-hey, stop looking at me! I'll give you a bar of soap to clean them. Like a sissy little coward, pressing the the A key-...I SAID STOP LOOKING! THIS IT TOTALLY ON A DS! Luck? Well screw that, I hate luck! Luck is stupid! I'm out! OUT! I took over 200 screens of about ten minutes of gameplay, I have British murder mysteries to watch, and dang nabbit there's no way I'm doing all of that in one night! SEE YOU ALL NEXT UPDATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 · Hidden by Nightmare, July 17, 2014 - No reason given Hidden by Nightmare, July 17, 2014 - No reason given Glad to see you were pleased with the playlog so far. *bows* [spoiler=Part 7, this isn't going to end soon...] I see you got stuck. Unless you've figured it out already, it's top left of where you are in this picture. I've played this like a zillion times so I still remember. Also, nice Sequelitis reference :D You're supposed get as close as you possibly can to the train(which happens to be a dead end) and click the little orange whirlpool above the train. Yay for Capcom making it confusing! The nostalgia...I'm definitely following this. I feel like such an idiot... And now existence crashes, just great. Get run over by this apparently dangerous, non-moving train. It takes skill to be run over by a train that isn't moving. TOUCH THE SPIKE MEGA MAN! The gap is longer than my body. Oh fourth wall breaks, you're so subtle I hardly notice you! I should note that the previous statement is me lying. Better hurry, or we'll catch Surferantitis. Some people manipulate technology, we ARE the technol-wait that sounds bad. I thought smoke just looked like that in the future. The one word sentence, classic Geo. FLASH! A-AAAAH! That sounds pretty easy to hack, no wonder there's a virus problem. Again with the one words! Hey little man! Come watch me squat! Oh, I actually have to do something here... *click* HOORAY! I BOUGHT TO MANY GAMES! Now we gotta play them all... SO ALL ABOARD THE STEAM TRAIN! CHOO CHOO! Ross is an Australian. It's like sky diving! In Australia...or something. Gentlemen, I welcome you to the land of the boomerangs! Hey, this looks just like Battle Network! OH MY GOD THREE WORDS! That's two more than one. Choo Choo! Those last two sentences seem to express the same point in much the same manner... So it's time to call in the GEEK SQUAD! Here viruses, I bring you chocolate...RAIN! Ope, now we're down to two. Alright everybody, time for the most powerful strategy I have. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINNNNNNNS! Ooh, transition, this must be important. Little smoking marshmallows with hats "Dude, I am like, so high right now." No, I want you to decide on a camera angle. Yes, these armless, gunless, plot-armor-less marshmallows smoking digi-weed are totally going to beat us. Step one, aim. Step two, shoot. Step three...VICTORY SCREECH! "Son, you lost to mettaurs. You are such a pathetic weeny I'm sending you to military school." Doesn't seem like very kind talk to me. Wait, I own an old man? Ooh, a new pose. Will I still have to go to military school? Zzzzz...AH! I'm up! Uh, what did he say, what did he say? "Heh. I'll think about it." Look at me struttin'! Hey marshmallows, come watch me squat! Remember, there's nothing to fear but fear itself. That and marijuana, but it's not like they have any of that, right? SAVING, do not turn power off. Is fighting exactly what you're telling me to do or are those two things separate? Geeze, what a confusing order! IT'SA MARIO TIME! WEEGEEEEEEE! BATTLE TRANSITION OF WHITENESS! Ooh, awful blocky for something called wave. Oh, right, another tutorial. Gee, I wonder were I've heard that term before. Well this is already a step up from Battle Network. O'RLY? I thought they were just there to egg me on. Hahah, no dummy, they have to be in code! You also have to be able to eat it! Even in the life or death fields of blood and glory that is battle, there are laws to be upheld. One, no crotch shots. Well, better get a chisel. That's actually a fairly limited selection. What? No? Why no?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *adds another item to 'List of similarities to Battle Network'.* Still looks pretty limited. Let's see, it's been showing me canons the whole time, and they are typical starting weapons in battle network...Heat Balls! Of course! Obviously the HEATBALL! Sounds like anyone else with a deck of cards. Even in the life or death field of blood and glory that is battle, there is time for mental enrichment through the practice of reading. Alright, I have that set to this key and-hey, stop looking at me! I'll give you a bar of soap to clean them. Like a sissy little coward, pressing the the A key-...I SAID STOP LOOKING! THIS IT TOTALLY ON A DS! Luck? Well screw that, I hate luck! Luck is stupid! I'm out! OUT! I took over 200 screens of about ten minutes of gameplay, I have British murder mysteries to watch, and dang nabbit there's no way I'm doing all of that in one night! SEE YOU ALL NEXT UPDATE! Link to comment
Hoshino Sora Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I find it so hard not to laugh when I read your playthrough. The fourth wall has so many holes punched through that it's probably going to collapse very soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLord Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I find it so hard not to laugh when I read your playthrough. I second that. That being said, this is going to be a LONG playthrough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) That being said, this is going to be a LONG playthrough. I have a feeling that it may be a year before the first boss. Edited July 17, 2014 by Hoshi no Sora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLord Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I have a feeling that it may be a year before the first boss. I remember spending around an hour in the game before the first actual boss, and what Anon has done is 10 minutes worth of the game. I can see what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 [spoiler=Part 7.5, so big I can't post it all at once.] "Son, you're now ready to purchase your own homeowner's insurance!" "But I don't own a-" "I SAID YOU'RE READY!" *puts a trophy on the shelf* Now as I was saying... *pokes monitor* Uh...FOR LAST TIME U NO LOOK! Wow, I'm not actually forced to start with canons! Alright baby, it's showtime! *attempts to slay the viruses with playing cards* Wolf Creep, it isn't working! I don't see them. Now I see them. Mkay. Then use your IMAGINATION! Please deposit and addition twenty five cents. MARIO SPEEDRUNNING TACTICS! "Son, health is for weenies!" "It sounds kind of important to-" "WEENIES!" Swag points! Get hit to much and you'll have to blow yourself up to make amends for your swaglessness. Health, of course, meaning SWAG! We'll be the laughingstock of all the swaggies! Absolutely no other direction. I was close enough. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA LITTLE DOGGIES! Well then you just suck. See above. Were? Seems little enough. Enemies with your face, MAGIC will happen! Then you'll get even more magic! I was close enough. Finally! It only took us 7 parts! Battle routine set... EXECUTE! Cosplay Man opens up with a curve ball at both foes! HOLY CRAP MY BOMBS DON'T ALWAYS GO THE SAME DISTANCE IN THIS GAME! I honestly had no idea that would work...sweet! As per Battle Network logic, defeating two viruses removes one from the map. BRING IT ON POTATOES! I MEAN MARSHMALLOWS! The birds and the bees. See, birds fly, and bees sting you. And that hurts. I'm Caucasian, so it's okay for me to make jokes about that. Yeah, like you! Hey there bottom screen...you uh...you been working out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=Finishing part 7...wow.] Then suddenly British. Like...like...okay, I'm having trouble coming up with an analogy that doesn't devolve into me burning down the slums. Like...like...okay, now I'm having trouble coming up with an analogy at all. Like...like...CHOCOLATE AND RAIN! Uh...dang, this dialogue is really hard to make good jokes for. NO. THAT ATTACK IS CRAP. Make it slightly less crappy. Wait, what?! That wasn't in the description! But none of those marshmallows are close enough for dinky swords! So, even if it's not canons, I'm limited to selecting certain attacks anyway. I'm choosing this grass stage, just to be a troll. Time to go, Biffs! The second wax coating. Now Creep, don't con me! It's like a normal attack, but Mega-er. The very name strikes fear into the hearts of the sleeping and the sober! Oh, thanks genius, I never would have know. Oh, thanks genius, I never would have know. DIE. They'll help you-er, the enemies DIE faster. Buy life insurance. This will get your insurance agent on the phone. "Can I buy life insurance, I'm about to DIE." "..." *beep beep beep beep* "...well damn." Great, I really hope that benefits you, now help. So...just enemies in general. So then they'll be two marshmallows! Yeah, just what we needed, more marshmallows. Great... SHUT UP IT'S TIME TO KILL THINGS! *hits with a trophy* That will have me squat. And that way, everyone can watch me squat! It's the power of squats! BAM! HAHAHA! Oh, I forgot I chose a grass stage... A narrow dodge! Locked and loaded, firing in NOW! OW! He pickaxed me while I was trying to eviscerate him! Not nice! YOU ARE TERMINATED STAY PUFF! EAT IT PUNK! I don't even need cards to deal with you! Two down, one to go, and over a hundred and fifty screen caps...well, not exactly, this was recorded in one sitting with the last update, so it's that many in one sitting, I guess... Come on bra, let me finish my Pina Colada! The latter comes free with a happy meal! I know, I usually eat my food in phases. First the fruit, then the entree, then the side, and then desert. What do you all think? Entree before side or side before entree? It's when someone says something insulting, and then you say something insulting. But you have to say it to them, otherwise you're just being a meany. Of...something. I dunno, make your own joke here people. Attack meaning...I dunno, make your own joke here people. Really, they'll be a contest! *totally not lying* Such harsh words will seem uncalled for, and shock the common mallow. I feel totally confident in my ability to do that while taking screen captures of this! Add a little extra frizzle frazzle to your swearing. See, it's like a game show, and the bonus card let's you spin the wheel again! Actually, it's something you get with your paycheck if your performance was good. "Restroom for men?" "You get the right the right hand, you can go into the restroom for women." "That sounds like a completely idiotic-" "SHUT UP IT'S VALID STRATEGY!" Time to bust out the Uno deck! Like my commentary! Get off it's lazy bum and clean the bathrooms. Or take out the trash, as well. The custom gauge is not the kind of person you'd hire as a house keeper. Great, now go clean! "You won't-" "Does this involve the women's restroom?" "VALID!" Don't push your luck with the peeping, Tommy. And then we may reap the benefits of uno! "SPEED RUNNING TACTICS!" "You know, there's a shortcut through the women's-" "ENOUGH!" So many options, might as well canon. *ahem...click this link* You just got countered, Weedmallow! Woah, almost got hit there, and I missed the counter... Another close call. Man, I must suck at this game. VICTORY BOOM! Guaranteed louder than a victory screech! We better have, I spent all my money on this plot armor! Keep it up and you might promote to teenager! Great, as if you weren't creepy enough... Not very much... Exactly! Sleeping man agree! A relationship with energy waves! And commence PTSD. Oh dear... Phew, I thought he was going to break out the duct tape. Yeah, you're more exploitative than DLC in fighting games! Which I don't. Please don't look at me. OH HELLLLLL NO! You know, out of context, that sounds very, very wrong. Still sounds wrong in context, as well. This is not made better by the fact that I recently watched a murder mystery were the victim slept with the perpetrator for that reason. That makes this the opposite of better. Like...worse. Now just sign here to give me the irrevocable right to your life, appearance, and first born child! Fade to black...YATATATATA! Rightful place at the Train Retirement Home. Home is were the heart is. My home is perpetually inside my rib cage, so I've never been able to live in it. I'm going to have some explaining to do... Or is this all some elaborate ploy for an intergalactic soap opera? Well, whatever happens then will have to wait folks, because it's NEXT UPDATE TIME! Edited July 17, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Oh dear... Phew, I thought he was going to break out the duct tape. Oh, so I'm not the only thinking that he was going to tie the main character up at that moment and kidnap him. *phew* Edited July 27, 2014 by Hoshi no Sora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 Oh, so I'm not the only thinking that he was going to tie the main character up at that moment and kidnap him. *phew* Yeah, Omega is what I would call a creepy wolf-thing creep. [spoiler=Part 8] Here we see...a lump. Here we see...a walk cycle. Here we see...the use of stairs. Here we se-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?! Personally, I would have preferred if the sprite was covered in a blanket. DON'TTOUCHME!!! My flippity flippity flop, why the heck does everyone care sooooo much about public school all of the sudden? Silence wench, friends are for weenies! I'm really sick of seeing dots at this point. Well, I'm off to go make fun of every character in this game! Sheesh, when did Mega Man RPGs start showing all the actions? This sequence takes to long 0/10 worse than Takeshi's Challenge. The blankets are wiggling...it's alive! IT'S ALIVE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even get up without looking pissed off, I love it! I can just imagine him talking all poutty right, ah, this is rich! Fade to black, what doth this transition hold for us? I was expecting it to cut out him getting dressed, but I must say the fact that it cut out him walking to the window is very surprising. Because school involves to much writing, I'm on summer break and BLEGH, that's why! Or dots, that's another good excuse, I guess... And we can't have that, can we, weenie? Because...education is for poor people in the future? Well, solitude is pretty great, it gives you time to do things like...have a Mega Man Star Force playlog you can update every three weeks. Look here creep, no living creature want to be with stuff that inhibits them from important things, like Star Force playlogs. Hearsay, Lord Omegaton of Verona, what have the to support such scrupulous claims? I lose people all the time, kid, don't insult me! I mean, so many stores are huge, it can be hard to keep track of everyone and it can be even harder to find them later. I don't think that would in any way physically inhibit you from saying that. Oh come on now even the predator is abusing dot crawls! I don't know, what are we talking about? Chinese food? I believe Chinese food is alright. And you expected otherwise for...what reason? ...I don't know, peanutty, insert your own joke. Woah woah woah wolf creep! Race is a very touchy subject, I say in this game about an entirely white cast. Why, to verify what I just did? We saw everyone yesterday! White people, there, done, that's all you'll find for...a large number of miles. He'll give you a peanut. What about pure energy wolf things? He's not even doing that, he's standing perfectly still. Oh...you guys missed it, but my fist just flew into the wall. Aaaaaaaand I'm okay, suddenly...okay. Heheheh, he still looks angry. "Or I'll shove your hand up your own-" You look pretty stationary to me, actually. Ya don't say?! Ooh, transition time! Hey, control! Now I can run around these little stars! I-do not-wish to. I'm going to put on my 80s glasses instead! Well...this is odd... Excuse me, Mr. Afro Big Head Thing. Don't talk to strangers, especially those which resemble blue wolves! IT'S SUMMER MAN, GIVE ME ***ING BREAK!!! Moving on from that, television is still a thing in twenty two X X. That's what sh-ah screw it, that joke is stupid. That sounds like it might be inconvenient to move. Or to replace the desk. Or to replace the computer. WHAAAAAT'S THIS?! That's...boring. In what sense of the phrase? Well, whatever it is, I'm doing it. So...did I ever tell any of you about the time my uncle's friend hit on a computer? Ah, well, I see what sense of the phrase it meant now. Uh...that happened. Come on...I wanna wave change! I mean, it's basically anorexic. Yeah...*looks at the IPad* No... I WANNA WAVE! HOW DO I WAVE? Alright then, run 'make me a snack.EXE' Well crew dat sheet! I call upon the power of ALTON BROWN! To looking like a fool in public, and ADVENTURE! The world hates adventure... Well... This is a lot of mails... I'm pretty sure this is the only thing that's actually new. That sounds stupidly easy. Yes yes, I know what a shield does. That statement contradicts itself. ...turning into a peanut? Flat out screwed. ma boi. Fantastic, I feel enlightened, good day sir. GOOD DAY SIR! Okay, I'm going to start skipping you now. Aaaaand done. Well, it seems to me like that will be all for now, so- Uh... ... ... ... ... *dots intensifies* Good night everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Uhhh...I never noticed that last part when I played it...Well then... Apparently in this world, they don't care if it's summer or not. Homework is still pushed on to the kids. It's like a massive nope thrown at you. I can't wait until the next part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 · Hidden by Florete, August 22, 2014 - No reason given Hidden by Florete, August 22, 2014 - No reason given Yeah, I think this is a game where 'Well then...' will be an appropriate phrase in very many circumstances. Sounds like a truly terrible world. I actually start going to school again in a bit, so...unfortunately there may be more waiting than there already is, but hopefully not. [spoiler=Part 9.1] You better not have been writing adult fan fiction. A convenient shift in subjects.' Already read it, not reading it again. To fight viruses, all you need to do is open your spam inbox! Yeah, that actually does sound useful...and like something I can do on an Iphone. Or ever. Or never. Wait, what? Did you have them all prepared for some reason? A mail that tells you were to buy a self help book for weenies. And now that we have that stalker Omega moment over, it is saving time! ALL SET SAIL FOR THE SEAS OF ADVENTURE! That box looks highly suspect, my protagonist senses tell me to investigate. Grammar! Do I look like a self help book to you? Yes, fascinating, you should go read a self help book on that. Another suspicious flying box! I get the feeling I'm not using these properly... That's what I was just doing! Is there a club or something about my school aversion?! I am of the highest grade of grade schoolers! I'm like a choice prime rib schooler! Or maybe...I'm an alien who has come for your gall bladders! What she should do is invest in fixing your severe face illness. Your predicament does not interest me mortal! That doesn't even...what? Is this how people talk in future? Because if so, I don't want to live in the future... Just...how do I wave hole? Gall Bladder hunting aliens? "You know, from a distance it sort of looked like a creepy blue wolf thing, but that would be ridiculous, like some kid with disproportionately large fists using seizure glasses to observe an invisible world-heeeeeeeeeeeey wait a minute!" Oh...oh oh oh oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Now that's a wave hole! Oh you son of a- So now I have to find more boring lame people to talk to before I can do interesting things. I just realized that it becomes very difficult to see things like water with the wave roads in the way. Ooh, shiny! DOUBLE SHINY! Peeping on the fancy people? The real questions, however, are why is this old guy here, and why is there a whirlpool of orange soda on top of that car? Truly this fellow offers only the freshest of information. Such freshness. You can't believe everything they tell you on TV. The media love to tell you stupid stuff like 'Elvis is dead.' Hey, a fade to black! I guess that means I accomplished something. Geo, please remove your fist from that mans face. "Eh? What ya say there sonny? It's hard to here when you got a fist in your face." "That guy was a jack@$$. The end." Actually, you're the jack@$$ Omega. The massive, undisputed King of Jack@$$. FOR what reason did I capitalize that? Excuse my ignorance, but what's a Transer again? I'm automatically assuming it's something Omega shouldn't be in. This reaction indicates that I am correct. Don't tell me! Ah dang it he told me! "You can get all the information the police said I'm not allowed to have!" Probably for very good reasons. And here all the people in foil hats once again have victory over the rest of us. Minus... Multiply... Div-I doubt that highly. Well, no doubt he's already a peeping tom. [Voice=Ben Stein]My expression shows abnormal passion about this.[/voice] Well, this game has issues. Yeah, quite a few issues. The seven seals of the end times shall be broken, and Armageddon unleashed upon the earth. First, I need you to scratch the numbers off of all these stolen cards. By doing the thing I forgot how to do! I just realized my glasses were magically removed in the fade to black... There's some sick waves coming up brah! They'll want to take me to the beach, and fun fact, I literally just got back from the beach. A cosplayer! More fading, yay! ] I'm just going to take a moment to stare into the distance and ponder the magical removal of my glasses. Oh well, nothing to brood over, nothing much is. In fact, I'll probably forget it all by next update. You know, where we commit a felony and violate the privacy of everyone we come across. And while I'm sure we'll be fine, it can't hurt to be careful. Man, I love being able to abuse save points in games. If only life was like that! In case you are wondering, I have tried to reset life before. Don't ask. So, leaving on the incredibly cheery note of Omega's stare, I'll see you all next update! Link to comment
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yeah, I think this is a game where 'Well then...' will be an appropriate phrase in very many circumstances. Sounds like a truly terrible world. I actually start going to school again in a bit, so...unfortunately there may be more waiting than there already is, but hopefully not. [spoiler=Part 9.1] You better not have been writing adult fan fiction. A convenient shift in subjects.' Already read it, not reading it again. To fight viruses, all you need to do is open your spam inbox! Yeah, that actually does sound useful...and like something I can do on an Iphone. Or ever. Or never. Wait, what? Did you have them all prepared for some reason? A mail that tells you were to buy a self help book for weenies. And now that we have that stalker Omega moment over, it is saving time! ALL SET SAIL FOR THE SEAS OF ADVENTURE! That box looks highly suspect, my protagonist senses tell me to investigate. Grammar! Do I look like a self help book to you? Yes, fascinating, you should go read a self help book on that. Another suspicious flying box! I get the feeling I'm not using these properly... That's what I was just doing! Is there a club or something about my school aversion?! I am of the highest grade of grade schoolers! I'm like a choice prime rib schooler! Or maybe...I'm an alien who has come for your gall bladders! What she should do is invest in fixing your severe face illness. Your predicament does not interest me mortal! That doesn't even...what? Is this how people talk in future? Because if so, I don't want to live in the future... Just...how do I wave hole? Gall Bladder hunting aliens? "You know, from a distance it sort of looked like a creepy blue wolf thing, but that would be ridiculous, like some kid with disproportionately large fists using seizure glasses to observe an invisible world-heeeeeeeeeeeey wait a minute!" Oh...oh oh oh oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Now that's a wave hole! Oh you son of a- So now I have to find more boring lame people to talk to before I can do interesting things. I just realized that it becomes very difficult to see things like water with the wave roads in the way. Ooh, shiny! DOUBLE SHINY! Peeping on the fancy people? The real questions, however, are why is this old guy here, and why is there a whirlpool of orange soda on top of that car? Truly this fellow offers only the freshest of information. Such freshness. You can't believe everything they tell you on TV. The media love to tell you stupid stuff like 'Elvis is dead.' Hey, a fade to black! I guess that means I accomplished something. Geo, please remove your fist from that mans face. "Eh? What ya say there sonny? It's hard to here when you got a fist in your face." "That guy was a jack@$$. The end." Actually, you're the jack@$$ Omega. The massive, undisputed King of Jack@$$. FOR what reason did I capitalize that? Excuse my ignorance, but what's a Transer again? I'm automatically assuming it's something Omega shouldn't be in. This reaction indicates that I am correct. Don't tell me! Ah dang it he told me! "You can get all the information the police said I'm not allowed to have!" Probably for very good reasons. And here all the people in foil hats once again have victory over the rest of us. Minus... Multiply... Div-I doubt that highly. Well, no doubt he's already a peeping tom. [Voice=Ben Stein]My expression shows abnormal passion about this.[/voice] Well, this game has issues. Yeah, quite a few issues. The seven seals of the end times shall be broken, and Armageddon unleashed upon the earth. First, I need you to scratch the numbers off of all these stolen cards. By doing the thing I forgot how to do! I just realized my glasses were magically removed in the fade to black... There's some sick waves coming up brah! They'll want to take me to the beach, and fun fact, I literally just got back from the beach. A cosplayer! More fading, yay! ] I'm just going to take a moment to stare into the distance and ponder the magical removal of my glasses. Oh well, nothing to brood over, nothing much is. In fact, I'll probably forget it all by next update. You know, where we commit a felony and violate the privacy of everyone we come across. And while I'm sure we'll be fine, it can't hurt to be careful. Man, I love being able to abuse save points in games. If only life was like that! In case you are wondering, I have tried to reset life before. Don't ask. So, leaving on the incredibly cheery note of Omega's stare, I'll see you all next update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) Yay, new update! Then it becomes a waiting game when school starts up again. You better not have been writing adult fan fiction. A convenient shift in subjects. This makes me think that you hit the nail on the coffin right there. Do I look like a self help book to you? Geo is now apparently a walking self-help book. Geo, please remove your fist from that mans face. Oh dear, that's such a perfect spot to go into dialogue. "You can get all the information the police said I'm not allowed to have!" Probably for very good reasons. Omega is sticking his favourite finger up at the cops. Minus... Multiply... Div-I doubt that highly. Throwing math at kids before they go back to school. Edited August 22, 2014 by Hoshi no Sora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodiePichu Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 hmmmm. . . i forgot how many issues early game starforce has '_' ah well, cant wait to see the rest of the game agian (once tutorial bull is done) did you know that luna forces you to go through a brotherband explanation in almost every starforce game. s fun times ;^; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Sounds like a joy... *ahem* Your attention please, if you would. I have an announcement to make. Unfortunately I have been unable to update this recently since I ran into some computer issues which kept me from running my emulators. This means, sadly, I won't be able to update this until I can transfer them to my new computer, which may take a little bit, as the machine will take some careful treatment to get anything off of it. I am deeply, deeply sorry about this everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Just take your time. I'll probably be lurking here even if it takes a year for your computer to get fixed. Time is a necessary sacrifice for a funny LP like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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